Circle of Couches [Rated Because Faye is a Whore]

Regulus burst out laughing and nodded. "Right. It's my new crack, of course, Dee," he said rolling his eyes, though the words secretly made him slightly uncomfortable- he didn't like any reminders of that stuff, joking or not. "True enough, though- we've done it more times than anyone could possibly count, and that's only this past week I'm talking about."

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, CHILD? Even the BOLARS don't have orgys THAT often! Goodness gracious, Reggie!" She pounces on the couch, but almost falls off and knocking her head on the floor. "YOU'RE HORNY RIGHT NOW, AND THINKING OF KRUM, I'LL BET."

Regulus squeaks and jumps backwards as she lands beside him on the couch, and DOES fall off of it. "I AM NOT HORNY RIGHT NOW! THOUGH I WAS THINKING OF KRUM- BUT I'M ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT HIM! Always. But really, I'm not horny, I was thinking about how loving and sweet and wonderful he is--" Regulus sighs dreamily and goes off into romantic Krack mode, before turning back to her, sitting up on the ground and pulling out the locket he'd just been given. "Look what he gave me today," he said with a bright smile, eager to show it off for the first time. Lovesick kitten.

All Dee knows about Krum is that he's pretty good at water balloon fights, but not as good as herself, and she tells Reg so. Sheriff Dee takes out her handcuffs and exclaims, "I'm going to have to take you in for handling Krack!" Dee smiles at Reg's gift. "Aww, it's nice! But how the hell would Viktor know how to jewelry shop? I guess Fabian could've helped him- that would make sense."

VIKTOR PICKED IT OUT ON HIS OWN THANKS

GET OUT OF OUR FUCKING COMMON ROOM, OR I'LL SIC MY BOLARS ON YOU. SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW!

Regulus shrugged, not really having thought about it. "I dunno- maybe? He did get me the ring on his own, though, so I dunno, he could have done it himself. He likes to get me things," he said with a smile, holding up his ring for her to see. It's purtyyy. "He really is the perfect boyfriend, even if you don't count the sex."

Dee shrugs as well. "He just doesn't seem like the jewelry buying type, is all. And I swear, Black, if you mention your sex life one more time- I know people... bolar people... yep."

[Sorry about that short one, I'm leaving soon anyway. Should we wrap it up?]

[Guess so.]

Regulus rolled his eyes. "Fine, fine. He hasn't just gotten me jewerly, actually. He knit me a scarf, once. I think he said it was the first thing he ever knitted. It's pretty and soft and red," he said cheerfully.

"Oh yeah, he and Scorp used to knit together. Viktor just loves you," she adds with a smile. "He's a catch, all right. A Keeper, er, a Seeker. You know what I mean," she finishes lamely before waving goodbye. "I have to go, catch you later?"

"Yeah, see you around," he said with a smile, then walked up the stairs to his dormitory.

Illie comes down. That's right, she doesn't jiggle. She has lost a lot of weight since I last posted as her. She's still fat, but not as fat. She went to a CHAIR and actually fit. Fuck Yeah!

Marcus walked into the common room all sweaty and wet. He needed to grab a pair of clothes and head to the showers, he had just gotten out from quidditch practice. Even though he told Penny he wouldn't go...he went. Yeah, he was wearing a nice white shirt that was see through from being wet with sweat and was clinging to his body. He looked HAWT! He walked in and saw Millicent. He walked over to her and sat down on the chair next to her and smiled his sexy smile at her. "Hey Millicent, whats up?"

She stared at him with her mouth literally hanging open. "H-h-hey Marcus. How- How are you?" DAMN HE WAS FIIIINNNEE.

He grinned at her. "I'm doing pretty good. Just got back on the pitch this morning after my accident. It was nice to be back. How have you been?" He said and looked her up and down, she looked pretty good, she had lost a lot of weight.

"I've been good. I feel great! What accident?" She couldn't help but stare at how hott he was!

"Oh, that Dee girl hit me in the head with a bludger and I fell off my broom. I was in the hospital wing for a few days with a concussion and some bruising but I'm good now." He said with a shrug and smiled his sexy smile at her.

"Oh. I'm glad you're okay. If I had known, I would have come and visited you." She looked down awkwardly.

He gave a small shrug, one that was very light because that is the kind of man he is, a very light shrugging man. He took in a deep breath, and took in the smell of donuts.....must be Millicent he thought. "It's not a big deal. I'm kind of glad only a few people knew. I wouldn't want to have a ton of people visiting me. You know? It would get too crowded." He says and smiled slightly thinking about how he really needed to get to his dorm for a clean change of clothes so he could head to the showers. Maybe Millicent Tam Penny could join him.

[heheheheeh!!]

At this moment, Illie realized the last time she talked to Marcus was after the whole, body switching incident. She blushed at the thought then became sad for his undying love for Penny. She looked at him a little sadly. "So, erm. How are things with Tam Penny?"

[i. fucking. love. you.]

"Eh." He shrugged. "It's...It's okay." He says because Penny had her flaws...she is flawed and Angela is ignoring Umbridge because that was not nice.

Illie glared at the super hottie ugly witch in pink. She HAD lost weight. Stupid bitch [I love you whoever you are!] She looked back at Marcus and sensed something was wrong. "You sure? You seem...I don't know..."

He shrugged slightly. "Yeah...I mean...it's been better. But it's still good." He said and smiled slightly at her.