Penny & Faye's Tease HQ

For Penny and Faye when they can't be in the common room and need to talk about hook ups and things.

Fucking bitches.

scorp. i think YOU'RE the fucking bitch. asshole.

YAY i can hang with my new bff FAYE!!

You didn't think I was a fucking bitch when you were fucking me.

Until she found out you were thinking about fucking me the entire time you were fucking her.

Not my fault I want to fucking fuck you but you won't let me fuck you.

Maybe I would let you fucking fuck me if you weren't fucking fucking my best friend.

Faye Denowitz wrote:Until she found out you were thinking about fucking me the entire time you were fucking her.

exactly. fucking asshole.

Maybe I wouldn't have fucking fucked your fucking best friend if you had just let me fucking fuck you, you fucking tease.

Penny, I'm fucking sorry.

no you're not. *glares* go be a douche somewhere else.

THANKS, PENELOPE.
FOR NOT SAYING THE WORD "FUCK" IN THAT POST.
YOU'RE REALLY BEING A NON CONFORMIST AND I APPLAUD YOU FOR THAT.

HAHAHA you're most welcome. you're also welcome to show me your thanks in other ways *winks*

Penny, you're a whore.

nope. just a tease, remember? *points to title of topic*

Oh, yeah!
Sorry.

-goes back to teasing-

*rolls in*

I AM HERE. AND I AM A MEGA TEASE.

Your face is ugly! Those shoes make your ankles look fat!

Oh wait... not the kind of teasing we're talking about, is it? *rolls out slowly*

-loves you anyway-

*winks at all the boys and knocks on the door*

CAN I COME BACK IN NOW?

SURE!

*flips in*

YAY! *looks at boys chasing her* Oh, you. *taps them on the nose*

wait, we're letting in 12 year olds now?! that's just not right...

SHE'S MINI BON QUI QUI, PEN.

...fine...

We'll just teach her for when she's older.
That's all!

fiiinnneeeee lol