Pigfarts [continued from 1.0]

"I wasn't saying you were going to die because of the sandwich. I was saying...you know what, this is a pointless conversation because you are not going to die," he said rolling his eyes. He waited for her to take the drink, watching as she just sort of played with it. "Tony said it was alright though," he said sighing. "It's loaded with vitamins apparently...which you could definitely use. Don't you want Nutter to be a nice and healthy baby? You're not getting enough nutrients from food like this," he said, motioning to the food on the table in front of them. "Here, let's come to some sort of agreement. Just drink a third of the cup and I'll be a happy camper, alright? I think that that's a good way to appease me," he said with a decisive nod. At least she was starting to eat her sandwich. That was the least that he could ask for. He waited for her to eat more of the sandwich and for her to drink a third of the drink, but she seemed rather against doing so. "Come on Pansy...please? For me?" he asked, giving her the puppy dog eyes.

Pansy groaned and looked at him, but puppy dog eyes never worked on her. Well, apparently that was not true for Scorp's puppy dog eyes. Clearly, he was the exception. Which reminds Ashley of the song The Only Exception which is pretty relevant to Pansy's life as far as Scorpius goes. She tried to stay strong against his puppy eyes, but damn those were so good puppy dog eyes. "Fine. A third. And half my sandwich." She hoped he wouldn't notice the bit about the sandwich, that she could just pass it off as if it had been part of the original agreement. "And just so you know, this is for Nutter. Not for your silly puppy dog eyes." She pointedly did not look at him, because she definitely would have melted if she looked at those eyes again. Love made her do crazy things, like drink half the cup of that juice. It tasted as gloopy as it looked, but the flavor wasn't too horrible. It was only bad when she got to one of the lumps, but those seemed to be pieces of fruit, so they weren't quite as disgusting as they could have been. She quickly put the cup down once it was half emptied and glanced at him, seeing if he was properly appeased.

Scorpius is quite the master at the puppy dog eyes. Maybe it was because him and puppies got a long so well. In fact, when they get back to earth, he's going to suggest that they get a adorable puppy. He'll even let Pansy name the puppy if she wants. That's how badly he wants a puppy. He grinned when she agreed to eat, turning happily back to his own food and eating the fruit without any problems. "Of course, this is just for Nutter," he replied, shaking his head when she kept her eyes firmly on the drink. It didn't look that bad. Though, he wasn't the one who was about to drink it. He couldn't deny that he was more than impressed when she actually did drink it. In fact, she ended up drinking more than a third...she drank half of the glass. "GOOD!" he said happily. "Now for the sandwich. Don't think that drinking half of the glass instead of a third got you out of eating the sandwich. Come on...only a few bites," he said, motioning to the plate.

Pansy totally agrees they should get a puppy because that would be a lot of fun and it'd be an adorable puppy and their little one can totally play with it and be super cute. Anyway, she took another bite of her sandwich, despite glaring at him as he cheered her on as if she were six and couldn't go play outside until she finished eating. Those darn daddy senses and mannerisms were already kicking in, Pansy just wished they weren't being used on her even though she found it truly endearing. She grudgingly finished the sandwich, displaying her empty plate to him as she swallowed. "Happy now?" She really hoped he wouldn't make her eat anything else. All she wanted right now was a shower and to get down to the kitchen and have some more of those cheesy noodles. Oh man those sounded so good.

A puppy would be extremely adorable...just like a little white bunny like that one adorable picture that melts Dom's heart. Hell, it also melts Scorp's heart. Scorpius was more than happy when she finished the sandwich, even if she was extremely reluctant to do so. "See that? Like I said, that wasn't so bad," he said with a smug expression, pleased that she had finished it. "Now we can do whatever you want to do for the rest of the day, alright?" he suggested, happy to do anything to reward her for finishing her food. Wow, he was treating her like a child. Though, in all honestly, she was acting a bit like a child with eating properly right now.

This is short...and Dom seriously does apologize because she hit like...a brick wall last night and just couldn't RP and now is giving you a really lame post. I'M SORRY.

Little toddlers and dogs are so cute.




Pansy smirked at him as he told her they could do anything for the rest of the day. "Whatever I want, huh?" She paused for a moment, thinking and smiling at him, before she grabbed his hand and dragged him up off the bench and out of the Great Hall. She hurried out of the doors and turned to the left, hurrying through the hallways, taking random shortcuts and quick turns around corners. Turning back over her shoulder, she nearly giggled at him, but Pansy does not giggle and so she only laughed instead. She stopped outside of a huge wooden door, painted bright red. She turned and looked at him as she caught her breath from running the entire way here, resting with her back to the door. She bit her lip a moment, obviously excited about whatever was on the other side of this door. She slipped her fingers into Scorp's beltloops and pulled him closer, speaking quietly to him. "You ready to see what's inside? I found this the other day while you were in class and I was wandering around. It's unbelievable, we could, well, play all day in here."

Dom died when she saw the adorable pictures. So. Freaking. Cute.

Scorpius realized that there was a possibility that he was going to regret what he said. Who knew what she had in store and the devilish look she gave him was no good. When she dragged him off the bench, all he could do was immediately get up and follow her out of the great hall, though it definitely seemed like she was much more excited about what she had to show him. The whole change in mood was slightly random. One minute she was moping about finishing her food, and now she was rushing excitedly through the hallways. It must have been the hormones. Stopping when she did, he glanced curiously at the door behind her and felt himself being tugged towards her. His gaze shifted back to her when she began to talk, almost feeling nervous for what was behind the door. The possibilities were endless when it came to rooms at Pigfarts. "I suppose I'm as ready as can be at this point," he said hesitantly. "I'll trust your judgement with what's behind the door."

She waited a second, watching him even after he'd said he was as ready as possible. She kept him close her fingers still hooked onto his belt loops as she held their hips together, but she let go in an instant, taking his hand and turning around to open the door slowly. It was dark inside, and because there were no windows only the area around the door was lit up. As she led him further into the room however, lights came on and her smile grew wide as she looked around. It was like the biggest most awesome and epic play place you've ever been in in your entire life. There was a trampoline room, a ball pit of epic proportions, a room of crisscrossing bungee cords to climb up and down and weave all through, a slide that was probably hundreds of feet long, what looked like miles of massive plastic tubes to climb all through, a pit of foam cubes to leap into off of a high up platform, and a huge machine in the corner that made the most amazing smelling pizzas with any toppings you could want. She tugged Scorp closer to her, practically giddy with excitement. "So what do you think? Isn't it amazing!?" Looking over at him, she tried to decide what to do first, but found it quite impossible and hoped that he would pick for them. She could easily spend hours here, and her poor mood from earlier felt like a distant memory.

He looked down at her curiously, waiting to see what exactly was behind the door and his eyes remained locked on her for a moment. Suddenly though, she released her grip on him and grabbed his hand. As they walked through the door, he blinked a few times in order for his eyes to try and adjust to the dark room, but found that as they continued to walk further in, the room eventually lit up. Whatever Scorpius had been expecting, this definitely was not it. He wasn't quite sure how to classify what he saw, but it looked like a giant play pen. His eyes attempted to take everything in quickly, but he found there was just so much to look at and he grew slightly excited with all the different things they could do. "This is incredible," he said, a wide grin on his face as he looked from the slides to the trampoline. His father and mother never took him a place that had things like this as a child, and a slight thrill set in with what they were going to do first. "Alright, just promise me one thing," he said, his hand still firmly clasping hers as they walked further into the room. "Whatever we do, you cannot overexert yourself. I want you to take it easy and if you at all feel tired, let me know immediately. Alright?" he questioned, giving her a serious expression for a moment before moving towards the left of the giant room. "Now what first? Those slides? They look fun. Oh! Or that maze thing over there. With the nets and mats and tubes."

Pansy let him lead her into the room nodding as he told her to promise to not get too tired. "I will, I will. I promise." She leaned up and kissed him on the cheek, tugging on his hand. "Now let's go!" She hurried toward the slides he indicated, but took a detour to get to them, going the longer more fun way of climbing up over giant obstacles and through small spaces before she finally got up to the top. She waited once she got there for Scorp to catch up behind her. Just as he rounded the corner and was within reaching distance, she slipped away down the side, going down head first on her stomach just because she could. She dove into the ball pit at the bottom, disappearing beneath the multicolored balls. Sure, she figured that would only have upset Scorp, her doing something a little bit crazy like flying down a slide head first. But it was fine, it was totally okay and she fully intended to enjoy herself while she still could and while she had the energy to do so. She resurfaced a moment later, waving for Scorp to come down after her and join her. "You coming?" She laughed, slipping beneath the surface of the neon balls again.

Pansy Parkinson wrote:slipping beneath the surface of the neon balls again.

Since when do scrotums glow?

Wait, wtf? Why am I in this thread?

I MUST GO CLEANSE MYSELF IN A CHEM SHOWER.

Omg Dee I love you.

OMG DEE. Not only do I wonder why she posted in this thread...but she would make a comment like that.

He shook his head slightly as she started to run off, unable to help but chuckle because of her excitement. If this made her happy, then he was more than willing to have fun and goof off with her right now. He loved seeing Pansy in this state, not liking the sad looks she was giving him at dinner. He tried to keep up, but found himself having to turn at odd angles at times in order to avoid running into corners. When he finally reached where she was, she immediately went down the slide and his eyes widened. He couldn't believe...she just went down...head first. What was she thinking?! He told her to be careful only moments before, and here she was going down like it was totally okay to risk breaking her neck. Glaring at where she was in the ball pit, he grumbled under his breath for a moment before climbing onto the slide and going down. He splashed, if that was how you could classify how he landed, into the ball pit and immediately began to look for her. "Alright... where are you," he said, shifting some of the neon balls out of his way as he moved over to where she had last been. Reaching underneath a pile, his hand grasped hers and he pulled her towards him. "What did I tell you...about taking it easy?" he questioned, giving her a very serious expression right now as if this was an extremely serious situation.

Though she hid beneath the surface as he came down the slide, he soon found her and she stood up to smile at him. "Well. You told me," she crooned at him, wrapping her arms around him, "that I should let you know if I got tired. And I am not tired, so I see no problem." Her smile didn't weaken when faced with his serious expression, but instead she tried her best to get him to crack a smile as well. "Scorp, come on. I'm perfectly fine, there was no harm done. Three year olds do things crazier than that and they're okay." She tightened her arms around his middle, pulling him into a sort of hug as she looked up at him. "Now can we just keep playing and you not worry so much. I will promise you I will try not to do anything too reckless or stupid or anything that will make you frown at me. As cute as the puppy eyes and pouting and protectiveness is, I just want to have some fun while we still can." She reached up and rested her hands on his face, giving him a reassuring smile before she pulled him down toward her to meet his lips for a quick kiss. She leaned back, grabbed his hand, and pulled him quickly along behind her out of the ball pit, headed for the maze this time.

As Pansy continued trying to pacify him, he found his expression softening as she talked. It was hard to remain looking stern when she smiled at him and he sighed when she wrapped her arms around him. "Fine," he replied after she had given him a quick kiss. "Just take it easy though," he said, intent on repeating that he wanted her to be careful. What if she had broken her neck going down the slide? He would have lost her and the baby, and would have turned into a giant mess. There's always Candace though....LOLJK. Promise. Moving out of the ball pit, he held her hand and tried to keep up again as she moved towards the maze. He was rather relieved though that she was happy, for he hated seeing her upset, especially over something like food. Though, he supposed that the food thing was a bit deeper than what it appeared, but he didn't have time to analyze it when the reached the entrance of the maze. "Do you want to separate?" he suggested. "I'll give you a head start and then attempt to catch up to where you are," he said, giving her hand a gentle squeeze.

SO I APOLOGIZE LIKE A MILLION BILLION TIMES FOR NOT REPLYING UNTIL NOW. Monday sucked, and I'd forgotten it was my turn to post until now. OOPS.

Pansy smiled mischievously as he suggested they separate and he come looking for her a moment later. That could definitely prove interesting. "Yep. You could count to a hundred and then try and find me." With that, she let go of his hand and disappeared into the mess of interweaving tubes. She hurried through them, trying to at least get toward the center, all the while searching for an excellent hiding place. Eventually she came across a part where you had to climb up, and it was those weird awkward triangle sort of steps you and to crawl from one to the other, where it was impossible to see onto the one above you while you were climbing and some dumbass kid usually got their heads stepped on or stepped on someone else's head. Ashley can't find a picture of this sort of thing, but if you've ever ever ever been to a play place, you probably know what I'm talking about. She climbed up it, going up a few levels before she stopped, tucking back into a little corner of her platform where she waited, ready to take him by surprise as soon as she heard him coming beneath her.

Scorpius watched as she hurried off, deciding it was best to turn around so he didn't have the urge to cheat and watch which way she went. After all, he didn't need cheating to find her. Not at all. He could so do this and so find her in under five minutes. Starting to count, he realized that counting was extremely boring. Once he got the the 40s, he decided to skip some numbers and went all the way up to 69. Then he skipped some more numbers and went all the way up to 96. "Ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine, ONE HUNDRED!" he called out, turning around and entering the maze. Immediately he was confronted with having to choose between three paths. "Eenie meenie miney mo..." he mumbled, then went with the one on the right. He soon found himself in some odd little room where there were a bunch of mirrors. Seeing as he's often a bit egotistical, he decided to look in one for a moment. "DOES MY BUM REALLY LOOK THAT BIG?!" he cried, turning to the side. Silly Scorpy Scorp then realized that the mirror was just weird like one of the funhouse mirrors. Yeah. So instead of going on to describe Scorpius' attempt of finding Pansy, he eventually came to the triangle step thingys. They're those things that are situated at opposite sides and go upwards, right? Like...those zig zag steps? Dom thinks that that is what it is. If not...well...uhh...sorry. So Scorpius was just climbing up those things, hoping to eventually find Pansy.

Those are the things! The zigzaggy triangle climbing step things! They're impossible to find a picture of, I tried and failed. Alas I am not a Finder. Anyway, Pansy listened carefully for when Scorp would be coming. She listened to him stop counting and heard a bit of movement in the tubes, but he got quiet for a while after that. Staying as still as she possibly could, her ears strained to listen for him, to try and know where he was in the maze of tubes and obstacles, but he was moving pretty quietly it seemed. She figured he'd move through the maze pretty quickly, determined to prove to her that he was quick to be able to find her, even though he wasn't a Puff at all. Finally she heard movement on the steps below her and she shifted carefully to peek over the edge. Just as she saw his lovely blonde head coming up two steps below her, she leaned down to let her head hang upside down over the edge of the step she was sitting on. She waited silently and patiently, and when he turned up toward her, she reached down and grabbed his face. Pulling him up toward her, she met his lips for a quick kiss. It was a little difficult or strange perhaps at first, being upside down and whatnot, but she'd figured it out quickly. "Hi."

OMG YES. I knew exactly what you were describing! We are on the same brain wave...poor Nev is not.

The zig zag steps were extremely awkward to climb and Scorpius wondered if Pansy had really gone through the trouble of trying to get up them. It was quite possible, and he only hoped that she hadn't exhausted herself by climbing up then. Even when he had just gotten to the fourth one, he felt as if it was enough. It wasn't as though he wasn't strong and built, it was just extremely awkward to get up the things. Actually, the steps were a rather good work out, and Scorp figured that he ought to start coming here to stay in shape. Deep in thought about what kind of workout routine he could possibly do, he jumped slightly, completely startled when he felt hands on his face and his head pulled up slightly. He immediately relaxed though when he realized that it was Pansy, kissing her back softly before smiling as she pulled away. "Well hi," he said softly, a large grin on his face. "Told you that I would find you. Though did you have to go for these stairs things?" he questioned, pulling himself up onto the step right before the one that she was sitting on. Err...the step across from her, slightly below. My goodness. Awkward stairs are very awkward to describe.

"I knew you'd find me. It's because your mum's as lame as a Puff and you probably inherited some of that from her. But don't hate on the stair things! I like them. It takes a little agility and flexibility and stamina to get through them, which are always good things." She nodded, sitting up on her step. She knocked her head a little bit, as they were somewhat shorter than she'd estimated and she had to readjust and slouch over. She smiled down at Scorp, leaning down to look at him again. "So where to? Find anything cool while you were looking for me?" She was curious what was in the levels above them, but if there was something worth seeing that she had passed, they might as well go back and check it out. They had all the rest of today to wander around in here after all, and probably all night too if they wanted to. And besides, he'd told her they could do whatever she wanted, and exploring and having fun in this place was exactly what she wanted today.

"Well I can guarantee that we've both got agility, flexibility, and stamina, so don't worry about having to build those up," he replied, leaning his back against the wall of the play pen. As of lately, Pansy really didn't to build up those things, particularly her stamina. Merlin knew she was definitely fine on that front. "There are a few places in this play pen that are pretty cool," he replied, thinking back to the different areas he had come across. "There's a room with ropes that you can swing on," though he really didn't want her swinging on ropes. "There's also a room with different giant puzzles...kind of like a room of critical thinking, but those don't seem very fun. I remember seeing a giant xylophone type thing," he said, tapping his brain to try and remember what the different parts were that he came across. "Then there was the room that had the funny mirrors. I didn't really like that bit though," he said with a frown, remembering how large his arse had looked. "I'm sure there are loads of different places if you want to just move around the play pen," he suggested, leaning forward and preparing to move down the step things once more.

Pansy shrugged, finally, because Ashley is a fail at replying recently. She moved forward and slipped down to his step, crouching across his lap with their faces close together. "I'll go wherever you go." She meant it as far as the maze went, but she meant it in the rest of their lives as well. No matter where he went, she'd go with him. Not to like, the bathroom or something, but in that nice little romantical and in love following sort of way. Resting her hands briefly on the sides of his face, she pulled him to her and kissed him, moving her lips gently against his, a random moment of giddiness washing over her. The excitement over the fact that they loved each other and that she was having his baby had just settled on her again, and she felt a little extra incredibly buoyant about it. She moved away, stepping down to the next step and the next before she paused, moved back up a few steps and popped her head back up at him. "Coming?"

Scorpius couldn't help but grin, for the statement had been true. Ever since he had told her in the Slytherin Common Room that he was going to Pigfarts and then her meeting him at the rocket ship, the two of them had been inseparable. It was odd, for his relationship with Pansy had seemed like the easiest thing in the world and they faced few problems. It was easy for them to work through all little problems that they had faced and it just made their relationship stronger. When she had moved to the step that he was on, he kissed her back happily, unable to help himself from smiling against her lips. He watched her for a moment, rather happy with how this trip was turning out for it had been a great idea. It was nice to get away from the dorm and this was the perfect little distraction. "Yeah," he replied, shaking his head slightly to clear his thoughts and then moving down the step. "Wanna go to the mirror room?" he asked once he reached the bottom. "You can laugh at how ridiculous the mirrors make the person look."

Pansy nodded enthusiastically, as laughing was always fun, and laughing at others expense was even more fun. Especially if it was Scorp, because he would make that adorable little pouting face of his and then she would get to kiss it better, and she really liked both of those things. She stepped aside to let him lead the way, since he probably knew where it was much better than she did. Following him, she reached forward to grab his hand, but not before letting her hand brush across his arse just for the hell of it. She smiled impishly at him, but they soon rounded the corner into the room of mirrors. She glanced around rather excitedly and headed inside, walking up to the first mirror which made her look very very short and quite tiny. She turned around to another one that made her head look very large and her body very small. She crossed the room to a third, which she was a little disappointed to discover, made her arse look absolutely giant. "Oh, Merlin." She quickly turned around, not really digging a badonkadonk on herself. After she turned around, it made her belly quite large and round, which surprisingly she smiled at. "Look! It's like the future!"

As they started to walk, he had his hand out all ready for her to hold hers but blinked when he felt her hand graze his arse. Looking at her, he threw her an incredulous look that said, 'Are you kidding me right now?' She was bloody insatiable lately and it was rather astounding how she couldn't keep her hands off of him. Rolling his eyes, he held her hand in his and led her towards the room. He was pleased when he didn't forget where it had been and they ended up in the room soon enough. Releasing her hand, he watched as she made her way around to the mirrors. As he leaned his shoulder against the wall of the room, his arms crossed over his chest, he couldn't help but grin at the reactions to the mirrors. Looking at her curiously when she spoke, he pushed himself off the wall and made his way over to where she stood. With a wide grin, he looked at the image of her with a round stomach, the idea exciting him immensely. "Damn, you make being pregnant look rather sexy," he said. "Definitely a look that you can pull off."