The Couch

"Well- we did it for the first time in the room of requirement- but that's not a pleasant memory, so I don't really want to talk about that," he said quietly, before shaking those thoughts away. "Ummm. I don't really remember. The location is not relevant, you see. All that matters is that it's Viktor Fucking Krum and trust me, it's not just the muscles on that man that make him so attractive..." Regulus turns red again and grins to himself guiltily. "Gorgeous. Positively succulent, too. Not to mention huge- I don't think anyone would be able to satisfy me, not after having him. I still can't believe I'm saying all this. I hope you know after I stop rambling I'm going to go hide under my pillow and never come out again."

[THE LOCATION IS NOT RELEVANT! OMDFSOJNDSKJBSKJ I LOVE YOU!]

[KNEW YOU WOULD LOVE THAT BABE]

Narcissa blinked. "Regulus. You will not be burying your head under your pillow. You will be off having hot crazy sex with Viktor and AFTERWARDS, you will be telling me about it. Got it?" she said, firmly.

Regulus stares at her blankly because he's just been ordered to go have hot crazy sex with Viktor. That is not a command he would like to disobey, no it is not. "... Yes ma'am," he says quickly, his eyes going wider with mental images of the things to come- no pun intended. "...OhmigodIhavetostopthinkingabouthimorelseImayjusthavetogofindhimlikerightnowyesrightnowisgood GOOD VERY GOOD I NEED MY VIKTOR IneedmyViktorrightnow ohmygodhemakesmesopatheticandthewayhemakesmebegohgodheispositively AWFUL and by AWFUL I MEAN HE IS GODLY I THINK I'M GONNA PASS OUT."

Narcissa sighs and takes out her purse, fanning him. "You go, gir--BOY. BOY, SORRY. But, really, go. You need him--and he's no doubt just as sex-centered as you are. I'm sure he would oblige."

"... Viktor does not deprive his uke, no he does not," he said, standing up and running to the door. "BYE CISSA! BE BACK LATER! ... PROBABLY A LOT LATER GOD HE LOVES TO TAKE THINGS SLOW SOMETIMES AND IF WE DO IT MORE THAN ONCE-- OKAY I'LL JUST STOP NOW BYEEE!" Regulus runs out of the room on a hunt for his dear seme.

Narcissa laughed. "HAVE FUN! DO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS!"

Marcus limped into the room, all bruised and battered. He flung his body onto the couch and waited for him self to keel over and croak.

Scorpius walks through the common room quickly, trying to avoid anyone and everyone. He freezes when he sees Flint. "Mate, are you okay?" he asks while moving over to the couches.

"Errmmm, No."

Scorp blinks at the short response. "Oh...erm...why?"

"Well You see." he said sitting up on the couch. "The other day I was at Quidditch practice and the beater thought it would be funny to hit the bludger at my head and knock me off my broom sending me to the ground."

"That's horrible mate!" Scorpius says in shock while sitting down on the couch. "Did you go to the Hospital wing?" he asks.

"yeah." He says nodding. "I spent the last two days there. It sucked balls. Tam came to see me though."

"Tam was here?! OH MY FUCKING SHIT. NO WAY. How is she? Is she okay?"

"Umm, yeah!" I was shocked too. "She was doing good." he said with a smile "Apparently she came after she got the owl YOU sent."

Dom scratches her head, cuz oh yeah...Scorp should know about the injuries. OH WELL. "That's excellent mate, that she came to see you," he says smiling...one of his first real smiles in FOREVER. "So, how did Penny take all this?"

"The injury or tam?" He asked with a slight laugh. "She flipped a bitch about both of them so I guess it doesn't matter which you are asking about." He said jokingly.

"Well, I'm assuming that things are alright now," he says while shaking his head slightly. After all, Penny is about to sex Flint up. "They...are alright, right?" he asks.

"Oh, yeah. Once Tam left. She calmed down and everything and we're doing good now." he says with a grin.

"That's great Marcus," Scorpius says smiling, though feeling a bit jealous because he wants things back to normal in his own damn life.

"Yeah." Marcus said smiling and stood up off the couch. "Well, I am going to go find Penny and fuck her now. So..I'll see you later." he said like what he just said was completely normal and BOOM BAM POW! HE WAS GONE!

Scorpius looks at Flint in slight shock, because he's supposed to react, then lets out a small laugh. Well good for Flint, he's happy his friend is getting...erm...satisfied.

Faye walks back down from her dormitory after escaping the awkward that is the friendship of Marcus and Faye. She sees Scorpius and freezes for a moment, not sure if she's exactly ready to talk.