Outside the Great Hall

James stormed into the room, making the dramatic entrance he had been making over and over again at different places in the castle, trying to find Sirius, severely baffling Filch, Madame Pomfrey, and a group of second years in the fourth floor girl's bathroom. "SIRIUS BLACK!" he roared, the exact same way he made one of those second years almost pee her pants, and took long, purposeful, fucking terrifying strides towards Sirius, wand out, looking absolutely furious.

Sirius heard his name and pulled away to see James walking towards him, wand out and looking pissed. Fuck, I guess he hasn't been to the dorm Sirius put his hand over his pocket in case he had to quickly take out his wand. "Prongs?"

James didn't seem to notice that Sirius has spoken. "Diffindo!" he yelled, his wand pointed straight at Sirius, and YOU CAN'T HEAL IT WITH EPISKEY BECAUSE I SAID SO DUH. "I read your note," he said, "and you expect me to talk quietly with you after what you said, what you did? I don't think so."

Sirius cringes as a huge cut opens up in his arm. He then moves his hand away from his wand. "James! Ok, attack me, I deserve it. But are we really going to ruin our friendship over her." Sirius motions to Fleur who is dancing with some guy.

James glared at Sirius. "We're not friends, and it's not ending because of Fleur. It ended when you became such a douche. Reducto!" he exploded the punch bowl behind Sirius, sending shards of glass flying, and punch everywhere.

[Oh, uh I just had Sirius walk into the hallway from the dance...]

"Okay James, I'm sorry. I was pissed, and I'm not going to lose my best friend over my stupidity"

[-cries over the loss of marauders- NOOOOO STOP IT BE FRIENDSSSSSSSSS]

[GODAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK EVER FINE SO I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO KEEP UP ANYWAY? *fumes silently*]

James ignored Sirius. There was no way Sirius had just turned around and become a different person so quickly. Besides, he was already on a killing streak. "STUPEFY!" he yelled at Sirius, done attempting to go easy on him anymore.

"Protego!" A shield formed around Sirius blocking James' spell. "Prongs, I'm not going to fight you!"

[Cat, please calm down. I know following threads is frustrating with posting this fast. Can we please all just get along today?]

[*was actually being my wild and rambunctious self, not my "I WILL KILL YOU" self, but can see how one could get them mixed up*]

James threw his wand to the ground and lunged at Sirius, fully intending to physically beat him up.

[-facepalm-

Severus: Hehehe. Hopefully one of them kills the other.
Regulus: NOOO DON'T HURT SIRIUS!
Eowyn: Oh dear lord WHY ARE YOU ALL ALWAYS FIGHTING I WANT SOME DAMN HAPPY FRIENDLY MARAUDERS -cry-]

Remus walks around the corner while heading outdoors. He spots James lunge at Sirius.
"JAMES!" He runs over and pulls them apart.

Sirius really wanted to punch James and get him off, but he knew that it would get him nowhere, so he just took it.

Remus sighed and held them apart. "Seriously guys. Stop this. What are you doing?!"

[Remus! Sirius! We should totally do our very short but funny scene while we're both on.]

[yessssss Sirius are you up to it?]

[Short but funny scene?]

[yessss i'm going to say Regulus is hot in front of you xD because I won't know he's your brother

you can join me on the way out to the grounds after James leaves i guess.]

[Oh, ok...where?]

[Just roll with it, Sirius. It's just for giggles. It's at the grounds, I'll repost.]

[ok!]

[it takes place last night still though]

[i'm multitasking cause i have a 'date' with Dolohov...which may or may not end up with my face being beaten in or something. how exciting... >.<]

James froze and let Remus pull him away. What the fuck was he doing? The Marauders were supposed to be friends. Was he going to let something like this break them apart. "Fine..." he said slowly. "But you're still a douche bag, Sirius Black."