A Bathroom

Al walked out of the stall as he heard someone singing, listening quietly for a moment before he couldn’t resist anymore. “K-kind busy,” he sang back to the blonde, smirking to himself as he watched the taller kid's shocked expression.

Lucius stopped singing when he heard another voice, turning to face the curly haired kid as he sang with him in union, “Sorry, I cannot hear you. I’m kinda busy.”

[I love you.]

[I love you too. <3]

“Just a second, it’s my favorite song they’re gonna play,” Lucius sang on his own, looking unamused with the random kid who just started joining in and trying to steal his…Well, his singing time. Al watched, grinning to himself before joining in again.

“And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh. You should’ve made some plans with me, you knew that I was free. And now you won’t stop calling me. I’m kinda busy,” Al sang in reply as he walked over in front of the sinks with Lucius. Lady Gaga was so not his type of music, but he was bored and this blonde guy wasn’t bad.

“Stop callin', stop callin’. I don’t wanna think anymore! I left my head and my heart on the dance floor,” they sang together, Lucius looking rather competitive while Al was just having a good time. “Stop callin’, stop calling’. I don’t wanna talk anymore. I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.”

BUT I AM THE SINGING CRAB.
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.

noIloveyoupleasecontinue.

McGonagall was just a-strollin' through the halls like a mofo, when all of a sudden she heard some singing coming from up ahead. Was that the boy's bathroom? She tried to ignore it but it was getting louder and louder and then she was at the door so she stormed in and yelled, "SHUT UP!"

Al abruptly stopped singing as McGoogles sort of screamed at him. He looked over at Lucius, smiled and gave him the 'sup nod, then walked out like stuff like this happened all the time.

Lucius scowled in return, flipped his hair back, and strutted out of the bathroom like he owned the place.

Harry walked into this fine bathroom on this fine day. Allergies were really starting to hit him and it sucked. He sneezed after walking in and looked around, nobody was around. "Bless you." He mumbled to himself, if nobody else was going to say it then he might as well. After that he walked over to a stall, pulled down his pants, did his business, pulled up his pants, walked out of the stall, washed his hands, and left.

I
FREAKING
LOVE
NEV
<33333333333333333

Harry Potter wrote:Harry walked into this fine bathroom on this fine day. Allergies were really starting to hit him and it sucked. He sneezed after walking in and looked around, nobody was around. "Bless you." He mumbled to himself, if nobody else was going to say it then he might as well. After that he walked over to a stall, pulled down his pants, did his business, pulled up his pants, walked out of the stall, washed his hands, and left.

BEST
HARRY
EVER

*shrugs*
You know how I do.

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THAT GIF
OMG
I AM IN PAIN
I AM LAUGHING
SO HARD
OMG
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THAT GIF OHMYGOD

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*dead*

Are you making fun of the way I dance? -.-

FRIED EGG
FRIED EGG

Lucius walked into the bathroom. He chose the finest urinal and unzipped his pants before taking a firm grip and aiming right into the center, waiting for the fountain of bodily fluid to stop so he could carry on with his day.

Jack walks into the bathroom because nature calls. He notices someone already there, going about his business. There are only two urinals so Jack hazs no choice but to take the one next to the other man. He moves over, giving him a quick nod and then keeping his eyes forward as he unzips his pants and releases the kraken. He hums a little as he answers the call of nature.

Lucius returns the nod, then raises his eyes to the ceiling. Oh, God. This guy is humming. He refrains from sighing, hoping that everything will be over soon enough so he can get out of this place. The guy is still humming. Longest. Piss. Ever.

Jack continues to hum, now humming the Pink Panther theme song, because it sure does seem like pissing takes forever when you've got an audience. And everyone likes a little mood music, right. Jack starts to bob his head along, eyes still forward, as he hums and pisses. Wow, maybe he shouldn't have had that second butterbeer.

Lucius grimaces as the other boy continues to hum-- Oh hey, he knows this song. Pink Jaguar or something like that. He squints his eyes as he looks up at the corner where the wall and ceiling meet. Cobwebs. The house elves aren't doing their job, not in this bathroom at least. He'll have to complain. How's he supposed to take care of things when there are cobwebs in his line of sight?

Jack continues bobbing his head along to the music he's humming, building in volume as he reaches both the peak of the song and the end of his bodily function. Falling silent as he flushes the urinal (Mya did much research on this, involving a conversation with Andrew about whether or not urinals flush), Jack nods in satisfaction for a successful performance and tucks himself back into his pants. Zipping up, he nods to the other occupant of the bathroom and washes his hands.

Lucius rolls his eyes as the song ends. Thank. Merlin. Though, he secretly did enjoy the entire performance. Five stars. He finally finishes taking care of business, and shakes himself off once. Only once, because you do it twice it means you're playing with it. He tucks himself in nice and cozy, then flushes the urinal since apparently they flush. Andrew is so smart. He heads over to the sink and washes his hands, being the clean pureblood that he is.

Urinal trivia: the older ones flush by button, but they also have ones that flush automatically and apparently newer ones that do something else entirely that Andrew isn't sure what. There ya go.

Jack finishes washing his hands and dries them off on some paper towel because Hogwarts doesn't have hand dryers. Grinning at his bathroom buddy because he can't help it, he's a friendly guy and Lucius is kind of hot, Jack starts whistling and heads back out the bathroom door to continue with his day after his nice little pit stop.