A Bathroom

Viktor walks in because I think it's only logical that Hogwarts has a bathroom other than the individual dorm bathrooms and Moaning Myrtle's. Sirius was hogging the bathroom because he spends way too much time on his hair. Anyway, he goes to the bathroom and takes care of business. Then he washes his hand like a good buy. And finally, he brushes his teeth, making sure that they look all shiny. And no, he does not sing My Shiny Teeth and Me. OH! He shaves too, but not the goatee. That stays. And now that he's all clean and ready to go, Viktor leaves, feeling proud for being the first one on AWF to go to the bathroom and brush their teeth.

[-applauds-

-feel awkward for applauding-]

[*applauds too so AJ doesn't have to feel awkward being the only one to do so*]

[Oh...
*is apparently pretty good at going potty unlike Draco*
Er- *bows*
>.>
<.<
Have you all been there this whole time?]

[*is dead*
Oh..no. *blinks* I just walked in now as you left...*blinks again*]

Rolf was in the bathroom using the urinal. Yep.

*blinks*

For realz? ...Okay.

Viktor walks in to use the urinal as well, I suppose. There are 100 free urinals and Viktor walks across the room to use the one right next to Rolf. Viktor uses the urinal two down from Rolf because it's in some sort of unwritten code. He does not say hi. He just...takes care of things.

Rolf keeps his eyes forward, because it is in the unwritten code that you do NOT glance at another dude who has his ding dong out and is slashing. He also does not acknowledge the other guy, because that is another unwritten rule. Instead, he does his business then tucks himself back in. Yep.

Viktor thinks this wall is fucking boring and hopes that they install a little TV there soon. That'd be nice. Anyway, he's all done now so he puts everything back where it belongs and goes to wash his hands. After he zipped his jeans, duh.

After making sure everything is good to go, Rolf made his way over to the sinks and started to wash his hands. "Hi," he greeted the other bloke, not feeling awkward because none of the unwritten rules were broken so it's okay for him to say hello.

"Hey," he grinned as he continued washing his hands. Gotta get all those germs, you know. "I'm Viktor," he introduces, not shaking Rolf's hands because he's still washing his own. Okay, he's done now. He's drying off his hands with some paper towel or something.

"Wait...you're Viktor...Viktor Krum, right?" he asked, his eyes widening slightly. "Hmm, I thought you'd be bigger. I heard that you were coming here, but I hadn't seen you around the halls or anything yet," he said with a wide smile.

"You...vere looking?Yeah, that's me," he grinned. "I've been spending a lot of time out on the grounds recently. Er- Vot did you say your name vos?" he asked politely.

"Well that makes sense," he said with a grin. "Oh, I'm Rolf Scamander. Or 'Salamander' as many of the Slytherins like to call me," he said rolling his eyes. "You'd think thought that they'd be able to come up with a better insult after seven years."

Viktor chuckled and rolled his eyes. "Salamander. Not too creative, is it? Vell, it's nice to meet you, Rolf," he says as he lets his eyes wander over Rolf and liking what he sees. Damn, Luna's lucky. Though, if Luna is going to date Hermione, then Viktor won't feel bad about checking Rolf out. Nope.

Rolf doesn't notice what Viktor's eyes are doing. If he did, Dom doesn't quite know how he would react, for he's never had a bloke check him out. "I...I have a question, which is going to sound rather ridiculous and I'm sure you get it all the time... but could I have your autograph?" he questions.

Viktor blinks then smiles, looking somewhat flattered. He nods and glances around for something to sign. "Er- Do you have something for me to sign for you?" he asks, though he'll settle for signing Rolf's abs. Yeah, he's pretty sure Rolf has got some of those. Mhm.

"Oh, right," he said, frowning as he realizes that he didn't have anything on him. "Err," he thought for a moment. "Maybe...some...toilet paper?" he suggested, hoping that Viktor had a writing utensil of some type. He supposed girls had it easy, for when they didn't have anything for famous people to sign, they could just pull down their shirts and shove their cleavage in said famous person's face.

Oh my god. I want a girl to do that to Viktor so he can get all disgusted...

Viktor shrugs. "That could vork," he says as he pulls out a quill that he just so happened to have in his pocket. How convenient. He grabs a piece of toilet paper, looking somewhat amused as he presses the quill to the paper and signs it. Um, it's magic, I guess, because he has no ink on him..."Here you go," he smiled as he handed over the autograph.

Rolf Scamander wrote:, for when they didn't have anything for famous people to sign, they could just pull down their shirts and shove their cleavage in said famous person's face.

HEY
I ASKED HIM TO SIGN ON *TOP* OF MY SHIRT
THAT WAY I HAD HIS AUTOGRAPH ON THE BOOB OF MY SHIRT FOREVER until i lost the shirt and i cried for two days

"Thanks," Rolf grinned when handed the toilet paper. "I'll be sure to keep this safe in my dorm so that no one accidentally wipes their arse with it." He put the toilet paper safely in his robe pocket, sure that it wasn't going to crumble and get ruined. "So what house are you in?" he asked curiously.

Viktor isn't even going to respond to that because the thought of someone wiping their arse with his autograph, well, the thought of anyone wiping their arse in general is just...Ew. "No problem," he smiled. "I'm in Gryffindor. And yourself?"

Dom figured that was exactly what Luan was going to say Viktor thought, so she feels like she won. Hardy har har. "I'm in Ravenclaw," he said with a smile. "Gryffindor is a great house though. I know quite a few people from there." Lies...but that's okay. Rolf has...imaginary friends.

"Really? Vell, that makes you the first Ravenclaw I met," he said with a big grin because he's finally met a Ravenclaw. "Gryffindor is awesome. I've made a lot of friends in that house, though I have quite a bit of Hufflepuff friends as vell."

"Yeah, it's rather easy to get along with Gryffindors. Most of them are really easy to talk to and easy to get along with. I don't really talk to many Hufflepuffs," he said with a small shrug. "Not that I have anything against them...I just...don't know any very well. Slytherins though...I stay away from them."