Hospital Wing

*screaming through another contraction*

WHERE THE HELL IS REMUS!? I NEED TO KILL HIM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

"WHAT DO YOU NEED ME TO DO?" She practically screamed, before getting herself under control.

REMUS IS HERE NOW FLAILING EPICALLY AND FREAKING OUT AND HE'S GONNA FAINT...NOT REALLY, AMETHYST IS GOING TO FAINT BECAUSE SHE GETS DIZZY WHEN OVER EXCITED LIKE THIS...SO IF SHE DISAPPEARS FOR A WHILE...YOU'LL KNOW WHY..




[um...have Remus and Fabilicious even met yet? *can't remember*]

Tom goes over to Hermione and holds her other hand hoping to give Nikki's hands a break

"Mya, killing is well deserved at times like this, but let's not. You'll miss him."

[Joel wasn't keen on doing the delivery before... up to you guys what happens, just know I have half an hour before I leave for work ]

"I need you to do what I say, okay?" he asks. He quickly hurries to wash his hands and prays to Djinn he knows what he's doing. "ARE YOU REMUS?" Fabian yells at the newcomer.

[Oh, we haven't met Remus.]

[is so confused but hopes that this goes smoothly and no killing]

"WAIT...WHO ARE WE KILLING?!" REMUS IS VERY MUCH SQUEAKING AND FLAILING. HE RUNS OVER TO MYA'S SIDE AND FLAILS MORE. "I'M HERE LOVE. IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY."

AND YES I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I'M FREAKING OUT. IT'S NEEDED.

[yes i am the nurse. but glee is on. sorry :[ i have my priorities set. And, i've only seen baby goats born...they jsut fall out, and the mam eats the afterbirht...thats it..well after licing the baby clean. don't think yall would aprpeciate that. lol]

Nikki nodded, already sorta freaked out. "Mya, how you holding up?" She slapped herself. "Dumb question" She wanted to pace, but couldn't.

*Hermione shoves everyone who isn't either delivering her baby, or the father of said baby, away from her and grabs a hold of Remus' shirt*

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! YOU HEAR ME? I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *another contraction hits* OHMYGOD I'M SORRY DON'T LEAVE ME I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Where do you guys need me? Hermione do you not want me to be here, cause I totally understand we just met and all.

Nikki tried to watch for Fay's orders around Mya and Remus.

"Oh, well hello Remus," Fabian says, calm now. "I'm Fabian and I'll be delivering your baby! Now, hold your wife's hand. Hermione, you're doing fine. Just, hang in there, okay?"

[IS FABIAN SERIOUSLY DELIVERING A BABY BECAUSE THAT THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY]

[Yes. Yes he is. I'm looking up how to deliver a baby at home right now. Oh god.]

"Fabian, what the fuck am I supposed to be doing?" Nikki's voice was a practiced calm, though it was obvious she was out of her element.

[YES HE IS! And if Nikki and Tom could wait outside the curtain while a person comes out of Hermione's vagina, she'd very much appreciate it ]


*Hermione struggles to keep breathing and wishes she had her wand because there's a helluva 'Crucio' building in her right now... if only Parkinson was here...*

REMUS FLAILS AND HOLDS MYA'S HAND. "I'M NOT LEAVING, LOVE. IT'S ALL GOOD." HE TOTALLY REMEMBERS TAM YELLING CRAZY STUFF AND KNOWS THAT SHE WON'T MEAN HALF OF IT. AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T HIT HIM WITH A CRUCIATUS CURSE LIKE TAM DID. THAT SUCKED. HE BRIEFLY LOOKS AT FABIAN. "NICE TO MEET YOU. I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING CAUSE I DON'T." *dies*


AND NO. I WON'T STOP ABUSING THE BILLY MAYS KEY.

[Wait for dilation 4 fingers is around 10 cm]

Nikki finally muttered, "Fuck it." She shoved Tom outside the curtained area, whispered a charm that undid Mya's bottoms, and slipped out of the area herself, and began to shake. Now it was just time to wait.

Tom goes to the other side of the curtain and shouts to Hermione and Remus to ask if they want anybody else to be in the HW

"Alright, Hermione," he says, trying to remember how his mom did it. "Um, I need to time the time in between your contractions according to wikihow so, feel free to continue screaming." he says.

[I'LL BE HURRYING THIS ALONG, BECAUSE OTHERWISE WE'D BE HERE FOR DAYS.]