Hidden in the Bushes

'I see," said Dee, stealing Draco's whole bar of bacon chocolate and stuffing it her mouth. Her cheeks puffed out like a squirrel. Or a chipmunk. Somebody from the Rodentia order. "Maybwee yoo goys shu go on a dwate," she said with her mouth full, which translates to "maybe you guys should go on a date."

Draco growled a little when she snatched the chocolate from him but pulled out another bar, "We actually have been on one. Or two... maybe three? I lose track. Anyway I know she misses you Dee."

"Yeah, I miss her too. We just keep missing each other, I think. She knows where I am if she wants to get away from you and Scorp at some point in her life in the near future and talk to me."

Gah sorry keep having to run off!

Draco nodded, "You know I don't even know where Scorp is. I haven't seen much of him lately. I haven't really seen anyone come to think of it. A little of my cousin Andi and her boyfriend but that's about it."

"Huh. I haven't seen much of my sister lately, either. It's weird, I know, but I sort of miss the little bitch," Dee confessed with a shrug.

Draco shuddered, "Sorry Dee Dee but she was possibly the worst choice I ever made. Oh have you seen Blaise lately?"

"She'd be the worst choice ANYONE ever made." She pats Draco on the head. "I forgive you for choosing her. And hey, now you've got Pans." Dee nodded, because we'll pretend that the scene with Blaise was before this. "Yep, I saw him earlier. We only talked for a bit, but then he had to go. He kissed me on the cheek, though." She shrugged, as if it were no big deal.

Draco nudged her, "He kissed you on the cheek? Really? So is there anything else happening between the two of you?"

"No, not really. I hadn't seen him in like, forever, until today, so we haven't even really had time to talk. He always seems kind of half and half, you know? Like he "half" likes me, or something." She shrugged again, sighing.

Draco shrugged, "I've never really been able to figure him out, but remember any guy would be lucky to be dating you. You're awesome. Now do you want some sugar quills?" He pulled some out of his bag.

SUGAR QUILLS OMG IT'S LIKE THE FIRST FORUM ALL OVER AGAIN

"WOULD I?!?!" screamed Dee. Her scream was so loud that a squirrel fell out of a nearby tree and hurt its noggin. "Can I have more than one? Pleasey please please?! Oh, and thanks," she said, remembering that he complimented her.

I KNOW RIGHT

Draco laughed and handed her TWO OF THEM, "I know you love them." He took one of them for himself and sucked on it, loving the way it melted all over his tongue.

Dee dances around like a happy walrus and flaps her walrus fins. A day with Sugar Quills was a happy day indeed. She hugged her BGFF Draco.

I totally read that as BFG NGL.... Draco ducked the flapping walrus wings and grabbed Dee by the legs to topple her over, "GOTCHA QUILL!"

"NO, NO! THIS IS KIDNAPPING. YOU'RE KIDNAPPING MY BABY. MY BABY SUGAR QUILL. GIMME. GIVE IT BACK OR I WILL... I'LL SPIT IN YOUR HAIR!" Dee squealed. She started getting a lot of spit in her mouth to show that she was dead. Freaking. Serious.

SHE WOULDN'T! Just in case though he shoved the sugar quill in her mouth, "There! NOT THE HAIR DEE! NOT THE HAIR!"

Dee beamed, happy that she had her sugar quill back, mostly unharmed. "I won't spit in your hair," she promised. "Not even if I was paid a million gajillion galleons and a trillion fafrillion sugar quills. Okay... maybe then."

Draco raised an eyebrow, "If you spat in my hair I would shave yours all off. And, I wouldn't give you this:" He held up another quill and waved it around her.

"NOOOOOO. DON'T SHAVE IT ALL OFF." Dee covered her hair with her arms and flailed her legs. When Draco held up the sugar quill, her eyes got as wide as those little plates people put their tea cups on, except not really, because that was a simile. "Can I please, please, please have it?!"

Draco poked her on the nose with the quill and handed it to her, "Just for you, don't tell anyone I gave you that though." He glanced around, "it's from my stashhhhhh"

"Your stash?" Dee whispered, also looking around. "Where is this mysterious stash? It's not like I would take any or anything, I would, erm, send a battalion of bolars to protect it! Yeah."

Draco eyed her, "You know I don't think I'll tell you. I don't trust you with it." He gave her a look, "If I give you ten quills promise not to tell?"

"Hmm..." Dee stroked her invisible goatee. This was too good of a deal to pass up, so she nodded. "Hand 'em, over," she said in a very cop like voice.

Draco nodded, "I knew you would see my logic." He handed them to her with a bow, "Now Lady Dee, I must be off. I have far too much homework that needs to get done."

"YAY!" Dee hugged the quills to her chest. "Thanks! I knew that I could count on you to give me enough sugar for a sugar high!" She danced around like a walrus some more. "By the way, if you finish your homework and you get bored, you can do mine. No big deal." She shrugged and waved. "See ya!" And then she skipped off to do stuff.