Hidden in the Bushes

"NOT THE HAIR!" Molly squeals and shakes her head furiously to send the chip flying off because there's salt and flavours on those things what will totally get in her hair and ohmyGod, like, what is Kingsley thinking!? He just doesn't understand what it means to have hair, let alone truly spectacular hair. The clothes will wash, so she's not too concerned about the mustard stains on her tummy. "Well, everything looks good on me," she giggles, joking because yellow does not generally look good on her. She grabs another sandwich - oh, look, PB&J - and scoops some of the jelly into her hand, smearing it right down Kingsley's nose. Uh huh. "Oh, look, condiments totally suit you, too," she smirks.

The hair's washable too. *blinks* Hehe. Anyway. "Oh...that feels weird." Kingsley grins. He sticks his tongue out, trying to lick his nose. "I don't think I got any of it." he laughs. This was definitely not the sort of things he would do in front of other people.

*dead*

But the hair is the hair, and you just do not mess with it unless you're doing something so damned sexy that there is no room left for thoughts of hair. Uh huh. Molly bursts out laughing because that is just the most hilarious thing ever. "Here, let me, like, help you out there," she giggles, and stretches up on her knees to help kiss the jelly off his nose, mostly getting it all smeared over both their faces. Ew, sticky. Inner!Jack is making all sorts of jokes about sticky things now. Naughty Jack.

[Just after I PM'd you my boss walked away so I am going for it while I can, if you wanna post Remmikins somewhere! XD]

*ninja post as Kings*

Kingsley likes hearing Molly laugh. Just saying. She has a pretty laugh. He grins as she tries to kiss the jelly off his nose and ending up just smearing it over both their faces. That didn't work out too well. Now it was just sticky. Inner!Kings says Inner!Jack should shush up. OMG Kings and Jack should meet. Hahaha...that would be amusing. Anyway. Kingsley laughs, pulling Molly close to hug her. "I think you made more of a mess now. Here..." he takes a napkin and starts to gently wipe the jelly off Molly's face.

OMG *dies at the thought of Kings and Jack meeting* That would be the most fun ever. *nods*

She settles easily into his arms, and Molly's face softens as Kingsley gently wipes her face off, her eyes shining with mirth and affection as she watches his face. When he's done wiping away the jelly, she gently seizes his hand and presses a soft kiss to his palm before releasing it once more. "Thanks," she murmurs, and plucks a fresh napkin from the pile to give his face the same treatment until they're both clean again. "Let's try that again," she giggles, leaning in for an unsticky kiss and ignoring Inner!Jack, who would like to know where is the fun in that? Hush, Jack.

Dee decided that it was a perfect day for hiding in a bush.

Draco decided it was the perfect day to walk past a bush.

Dee decided that it was the perfect day to jump out from the bush and scare whoever was walking past it at the moment. So she did, and the person that she landed on was her bff after Pansy, Draco Malfoy. "Hi there!"

Draco was suddenly knocked over by something leaping from the bushes, he let out a cry of shock before seeing it was Dee and he grabbed her in a huge hug, "Hi you!"

[Pansy loves her bff Dee and wishes she wasn't leaving soon and could thus appear from nowhere and tacklehug her bestest fwiend and her boyfriend all at the same time.]

*clings to the Pansy who is here in spirit*

Dee pat Draco on his very blonde head. "Did you think I was a bolar? I'm not wearing any orange, though," she said thoughtfully, stroking her imaginary goatee. "Oh well. How's it going? Do you have any chocolate?"

*cuddles and gropes Pansy*

Draco poked her in the rib when she patted him on the head, "No I didn't think you were a bolar. I didn't know what you were until I knew what you were. And I do have chocolate but it's bacon chocolate. Would you like some?"

"Poopy," Dee grumbled. "I'll have to dress in furry orange pants and a porn tee shirt next time." Dee cocked her head and stared at Draco. "What the hell is bacon chocolate and why do you have it?"

Draco gave her this look O.O "YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT BACON CHOCOLATE? IT'S CHOCOLATE AND BACON AND GLORY AND RICHES BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS" He pulled it out his pocket, took off a piece and shoved it in her mouth. But seriously I can't explain it but bacon chocolate it delicious.

Dee's eyes widened as he shoved his penis the bacon chocolate in her mouth. She ate the bacon chocolate which is so weird because meat is just weird, especially when paired with chocolate. "The bolars would like this," she said, ripping off another chunk. "They like meat. All kinds."

Seriously idk where that came from. Omg what.

Draco almost choked on his own chocolate when she said the bolars liked meat because he has a certain piece of meat that the bolars cannot have. And bacon chocolate.... idk there are like 123908129038 different kinds and some are better than others but all are delicious and right now I am eating bacon with my omelette and toast and my chocolate cream of wheat and my banana. "Good to know. So Dee what have you been up to? Terrify anyone else from the bushes lately?"

"Sadly, no. I should do it more often, though. It's quite fun. You should try it sometime. Once I get good enough maybe I'll try jumping out of cookie jars or even, I don't know, kegs!"

BE BACK IN TWO HOURS

"Cookie jars? Well that would be impressive. I don't know who I would try it on, it could be dangerous." Draco shook his head and ate more chocolate. "So what have you been doing if not jumping on people?"

"Erm, homework, I guess," Dee said, because that is what I have been doing in RL. "I haven't gotten a D or T in a while, which is a pretty good sign, don't you think?"

Draco nodded, "Yeah I think it is. I've been working a lot too, working on a potions project that's just eating up my time. I almost never see anyone nowadays."

"That's very sad. I hope that at least your eyebrow mites are keeping you company," said Dee seriously. "Mine sure have. They're even thinking of forming a band."

Draco grinned at her and leaned in close to peer at her eyebrows, "That's exciting. Pansy is keeping me company most of the time."

"Well, that makes sense. I suppose girlfriends are a bit more exciting than eyebrow mites, but mine have had some interesting gossip recently. I don't speak eyebrow mite language though, so I dunno what they're saying. But yeah, anyway. You and Pans still good, then? I haven't talked to her in a while."

Draco chuckled, "Yeah we're great. I've been so busy though that we only really get to keep each other company rather than actually spend time together."