The Grand Staircase

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OMG WHAT.
MY INNER RAD AND SIRIUS STARTED KILLING EACH OTHER.
OR RATHER RAD IS KILLING SIRIUS WHO IS JUST SCREAMING "I'M INNOCENT I SWEAR!"

Sirius goes wide eyed and laughs. "You're ridiculous! I'll be covered in glitter for a week after! What!"

"Hmm, that is true. So Fabians out. Who else is there? Snape! Haha, bet he would love that!" Katie fell into fits of laughter at the image of Sirius having to kiss Snape. But it wasnt worth the duel that would come afterward, "Well, there is Rolf... Or Gideon. He is rather good looking. I mean, Viktors wonderful, but I would like a straight guy. You know, so I dont feel so pathetic! For you though... Viktor? Ohhh REMUS!"

"Remus? Oh hell, I bet he'd love that," he said with a wide grin. "I'll even tell Hermione to bring popcorn. Fine. So I've got to kiss Remus and Fabian? I'll deal with that, I guess. And you? I know Gid, but he's got a girlfriend, and Viktor's friend Scorpius has a girlfriend too-- wait a minute, I think I heard that they broke up or something! I bet kissing a girl like you would most certainly put a smile on his face. I'll see if I can find him," he said with a grin.

VIKTOR WILL KILL SIRIUS. HE WILL.
STAY AWAY FROM FABIAN.
KISS ROLF OR SOMEONE ELSE.

EOWYN.
YOU MUST BE FUCKING PSYCHIC OR SOMETHING.

[3:25:21 PM] Dom: The Fiance of the Amazing Elise: HIM AND SIRIUS ARE FRIENDS
[3:25:24 PM] Dom: The Fiance of the Amazing Elise: SCORP IS SINGLE
[3:25:28 PM] Dom: The Fiance of the Amazing Elise: *shrugs*
[3:25:29 PM] Dom: The Fiance of the Amazing Elise: THERE YOU GO
[3:25:30 PM] Dom: The Fiance of the Amazing Elise: THERE'S ONE

"Scorpius? Hmmm, good looking one that could melt butter with his gaze? That works for me" She said with a wink. "You could get him now Im sure, I want to make sure you hold up then end that I get my kisses."



[HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WE WERE GOING TO USE SCORPIUS?! IT WAS A PLAN AND WE NEEDED TO TELL YOU THEN.... YOU JUST KNEW!]

Katie Bell wrote:"Hmm, that is true. So Fabians out.

EVEN KATIE SAID NO KISSING FABIAN.
MINE.
ALL MINE.

I DON'T KNOW IT JUST SEEMED LOGICAL.

Sirius laughed and rolled his eyes. "Got a thing for blondes now? And I always thought I was more your type," he said with a wink and a smirk. "So, I need a second guy for you, and then it's all settled. Any suggestions? I'm sure I could pull a few strings for my girl," he replied.

[WELL I MISREAD THAT SO SIRIUS DIDNT' HEAR I GUESS. SAY IT AGAIN.]

"YOU" Katie yelled, then suddenly she tackled him, staddling him on the floor, kissing him with all her might. And then they had raging sex.

"Noo, Fabians out, you will get glitter in places you dont want to get glitter! Trust me. Glitter is the herpes of the craft world. Oh no, I've mored onto better things. Blonde is definatly not my type. I tried brunettes and black haired, and obviously you and Oliver Wood didnt work out to well. I have another one for you to replace Fabian. What about Blaise Zabini? He is as straight as they get. you would have to tackle him to get him any where near you to kiss. Boy I would play to see that" Katie laughed. "Another one for me? Sure you cant pully any strings with Gideon? He is just beautiful..."

"Katie, I love you and all, 'cause you're my BFF, but Sirius Black does NOT kiss Slytherin, and definitely not anything that's shared a bed with Parkinson. I don't think so, uh uh. Beautiful?" he said with a snort of laugher. "He's alright, and he's got great hair, but beautiful? Katie hasn't got a crush, has she?" he teased, tucking a lock of hair behind her ear.

...
I THOUGHT SIRIUS WAS BARNEY!
BUT NOW IT FEELS LIKE KATIE IS MARSHALL.
SIRIUS IS TED.
AND I'M BARNEY.
SAY I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND!!!!

"Not a Slytherin... Oh yeah. He bedded Parkinson quiet alot from what I heard. Caused major issues between him and Draco!" Katie smiled as he pushed the lock behind her ear, "No, I just appriciate the finer things in life thats all! I mean have you seen him?" Katie pretended to fan herself. "Who else do you suggest, I'M not touching the Zabini either, so dont even suggest it."

Sirius laughed and shook his head. "Well you do appreciate me, I suppose, and I'm as fine as they come. But no, I have so totally NOT noticed him. Hm, let me think," he said, pausing to scratch his stubbly chin. "How about... Peter?" he suggested with a wild grin, waiting for Katie to either gag or barf.

"Appriciate you? No. I'm stuck with you!" She gave him a playful shove. "Peter?" She felt the bile rise. "I think I will pass..." She smiled sweetly at him, Peter was a close friend of Sirius' after all."

Scorpius, who Lucy told Dom to have walking by, does in fact start walking by the Grand Staircase. He gives his new friend Sirius the "sup" nod, but doesn't interrupt whatever Sirius is doing with the pretty blonde. Maybe that is his girlfriend that he mentioned on the pitch. Or maybe...it's not. Doesn't matter who the pretty girl is, Scorpius does not interrupt Sirius' game.

Katie held back a squeel as the FLIPPING GORGEOUS SCORPIUS had just walked past. Katie nudged Sirius.

Sirius laughed and shook his head. "Damn, I'm impressed you didn't just vomit at the very thought of it-- well speak of the devil, look who it is! HEY SCORPIUS, MAN, GET OVER HERE FOR A SECOND, WILL YA?" he bellowed, waving him over with a huge grin.

DEAR SCORPIUS,
SIRIUS SEEMS TO HAVE A NEW BFF.
WILL YOU BE THE BEST MAN AT
MY WEDDING? I KNOW YOU'LL
NEVER REPLACE ME.
LOVE,
VIKTOR <3

Scorpius glances at the pair with a questioning look, but walks back over to where they are. "Hey Sirius," he says with a smile. He glances at the pretty blonde once more. He likes blondes. He does. They remind him of Faye. NO. MUST NOT THINK SAD THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW. "Hi, I'm Scorpius," he introduces to the girl.

DEAR VIKTOR,
I WOULD VERY MUCH SO LOVE TO.
I'LL BE SURE TO BRING THE BLINDFOLD FOR PRE-WEDDING FUN.
LOVE,
SCORPIUS. RAWR.

"Right, Scorp! I need a favor," he says, grabbing him by the arm to whisper in his ear. "Do me a favor. Snog this girl on the spot, all out, and I'll buy you a box of chocolate frogs. Savvy? Awesome." Sirius grins and shoves him at Katie without another word. Mhm.

Katie smiled like this;

She stumbled slightly as Sirius pushed her forwards.

Scorpius wonders if there's a catch to this, but decides to do it anyway. Maybe it would help him momentarily forget the pain of his break up. She was really pretty, and she has a freaking amazing smile. Right. He can do this. He steps forward, his arm wrapping around her back as he pulls her body towards him and then dips her like so:



His mouth drops to hers and he kisses her passionately for a moment. When he feels them both become slightly breathless, he pulls back his mouth and then gently lifts her to a standing position.

"Woah..." Katie breathes still looking into his eyes. He truely is gorgeous. She completely forgets about Sirius, "You know what, I dont think I quite got the full effect there..." And she leans in and kisses him again. Her arms wrap around his neck and entangle in his hair as she pushed herslef against him. She doesnt know whats come over her, but she just cant help it.

Sirius facepalms.
That is all.