Another Kitchen

Viktor blinks. "Remus, I know gay guys ven I see them. And you...Have gay written all- over- you," he says as he pokes Remus playfully in the chest. "Haven't you ever thought about it before? I know a lot of guys who are awkward around girls, and then they realize they're gay and all of a sudden- Bye, bye awkward guy."

Remus will always be awkward...cause he's Remus Awkward Lupin. Didn't you know that? It's his middle name. *nods* Remus squeaks when Viktor pokes him in the chest. "That's...no, it just doesn't work like that." The room was flooding from denial. "I'm doomed to forever be awkward around girls. I just know it. So don't- say- that." Remus pokes Viktor back.

"Are you questioning my judgement?" he teased. "Come on. Just think about it, vill you? I mean, you're really good looking so it's best to just get out of denial so you can go find yourself a nice boyfriend. Doesn't that sound nice?"

"No no no." Remus shakes his head. "And I'm really not that good looking. Sirius is good looking. Me? Definitely not as good looking. And why would I go and find a boyfriend if I'm not gay?" Haha sorry Viktor. Told ya this would be difficult.

"...But you are," he says with a blink.

"...no, I'm not." Remus retorts stubbornly.

"Yes, you ar-- Ve could go back and forth about this all day. Let me show you. Then you'll understand." He gently pulls Remus close and wraps one hand around the back of his neck as he quickly presses their lips together. Sometimes actions speak louder than words apparently.

[oh my God... *dead* I love you two!]

OAJDFOIJWEOIJAOFIJ AWOEIJ OMG. *hyperventilates*

"I'd win cause I'm stubborn- WAIT WHA-" Remus is completely cut off by Viktor's lips pressing against his. After the initial shock of it wears off, his first instinct is to pull away so that's what he does. "WHY'D YOU DO THAT?" he yells, kicking Viktor in the shin. It made him feel childish, but Remus was conflicted at the moment and he didn't care. "I told you," he grabs Viktor by the shoulders, "I'M. NOT. GAY." he gives Viktor a shake with each word.

Viktor chuckles and is glad he's got pretty manly knees. "To. Help. You! That is vy. I don't believe you," he said firmly. "I think you are gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Ask anyvon! It's written all over you face, Remus! You vould be sooo much happier! Trust me! And no more kicking, okay? Thank you very much!"

GOOD FOR YOU MOONY
YOU KICK HIM

Remus gives Viktor an incredulous look. "You're being ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. There is nothing written on my face, see?" he sticks his face close to Viktor's, "So...just give up. I didn't enjoy that kiss one bit." Oops, Remus was being such a big lying lyer who lyes right now. He was so shook up by all this that his control had gone down the drain, his calm and controlled expression lost. The lie was completely readable upon his face.

Sirius Black wrote:GOOD FOR YOU MOONY
YOU KICK HIM

IT WAS THE BEST I COULD COME UP WITH...CONSIDERING REMUS WASN'T GOING TO SMACK HIM OR SOMETHING. XD

NO
YOU ARE MINE
MINE MINE MINE
AND IF HE KISSES YOU AGAIN I AM BARGING IN AND KILLING HIM

Sirius Black wrote:NO
YOU ARE MINE
MINE MINE MINE
AND IF HE KISSES YOU AGAIN I AM BARGING IN AND KILLING HIM

...*blinks* UM....SAVE THE KILLING FOR LATER???

Viktor smirks now that Remus' face is super close again and leans forward slightly, leaving their lips only inches apart. "You really didn't like it? Not even a little bit? I must say, I'm offended. Usually people think I'm a great kisser. Then again, that vosn't a real kiss before. Maybe if you let me try again?" he suggests with a mischievous glint in his eyes.

"Don't even think about it." The reply was weak. Remus stares back stubbornly, making no effort to move away though Viktor's leaned forward closer now. His heart was pounding and his thoughts racing. He didn't like guys. He didn't. No no no. But he couldn't even lie to himself - he'd enjoyed that kiss.

Sirius will walk in.
I am serious. And I am Sirius.

That would make things rather awkward...wouldn't? *considers the possibilities*

OMG THE PIE. THEY FORGOT ABOUT THE PIE. *headdesk*

Remus Lupin wrote:"Don't even think about it." The reply was weak. Remus stares back stubbornly, making no effort to move away though Viktor's leaned forward closer now. His heart was pounding and his thoughts racing. He didn't like guys. He didn't. No no no. But he couldn't even lie to himself - he'd enjoyed that kiss.

THE PIE IS FINE

Viktor chuckled and lifted his hand up to touch Remus' face- pausing quickly and resting it on his shoulder instead. Remus didn't like his scars touched. "And here I thought you vere a good liar..." he murmured as he leaned in closer.

BWAHAHAHA.

"I can be..." Remus replied softly, eyes flickering quickly to Viktor's lips then back up to his eyes. His thoughts were still racing and it was hard to tell anything at the moment of what he thought - other than the fact that he definitely couldn't deny he wanted to kiss Viktor again. Without even pausing again to think about how wrong this was - that he couldn't enjoy this because he just couldn't be gay - he closed the small distance between them and pressed his lips back against Viktor's.

Inner Sirius may actually cry. He won't come out of his room, not even for the sammich Rad made Percy make.

Inner!Molly is weirdly proud of Percy for being able to make a sammich.

Remus Lupin wrote:BWAHAHAHA.

"I can be..." Remus replied softly, eyes flickering quickly to Viktor's lips then back up to his eyes. His thoughts were still racing and it was hard to tell anything at the moment of what he thought - other than the fact that he definitely couldn't deny he wanted to kiss Viktor again. Without even pausing again to think about how wrong this was - that he couldn't enjoy this because he just couldn't be gay - he closed the small distance between them and pressed his lips back against Viktor's.

Viktor quickly gets over his initial shock from Remus' sudden forwardness, and brings his hand up to the back of Remus' neck, kissing him back softly before deepening the kiss. He felt himself smiling slightly, glad to see that Remus was figuring things out because Viktor knew that his friend would be happier after this.

Remus is still in slight denial. He just knows he's enjoying this so he's going with it. Unfortunately, Remus is still going to feel awkward around girls. That's just the way it is. He found the hand on the back of his neck encouraging somehow and felt himself leaning slightly against Viktor, his hands still on Viktor's shoulders, and starting to lose slight track of their surroundings.