A Field Outside of Town

"She's doing good." He said awkwardly and slipped one of his arms that wasn't holding the firebeer around her waist and pulling her against him.

"good. great. swell." she felt the urge to drink some more, so she downed the last half of her bottle before chucking it somewhere, hitting dee on the head

"Ermm, you really think so?" He gave her a look and shrugged. He took another swig of his firebeer, finishing it off and grabbing another one. "Want another?" He asked.

no i don't think so you idiot. that's why i just downed half a bottle of firebeer Penny rolled her eyes. "please. I need to get those images out of my head."

Dee blinks and touches the piece of glass that is sticking out of her cranium. She shrugs and pulls it out.

"Oh, umm, alright." He said awkwardly as she rolled her eyes at him and handed her one and took a large swig of his own hoping to get her super drunk so she wouldn't be soo FLAN BLEH!

Scorpius Malfoy wrote:Scorpius is slightly confused as to where Flan is and Penny is. Are they at the table? Moved somewhere else? He doesn't fucking know. Whatever. He glances at Faye as she walks over to Penny, groaning slightly under his breath for it's clear as day that she's been hitting the booze hard. He's unsure as to whether or not to interrupt the BFF moment, but figures it might be best to save Faye from potential drunken embarrassment. He stands up and moves over to her. "Hey," he says cautiously, unsure of her mood towards him and if she's going to flip a bitch for no reason.

Faye tilts her head when she hears Scorpius and she purses her lips as soon as she sees him. Penny seems content with her boyfriend now and has recklessly abandoned Faye, so she doesn't have an excuse not to say anything, "Oh, hello thurrrr!" she says drunkenly, smirking. She playfully shoves him backwards and runs her hands through her hair. Every time she tries not to think of the look of disappointment on Reg's face, it simply comes right back. She pouts, dropping bottle of firebeer to cover her face. She doesn't think of anything until she hears the crash of the glass, "Shit!" she yelps, kneeling down to pick up the broken pieces, "I am sooooo stupid."

Draco had no objections to this and slid the strap off then moved his hand lower to tug at the strings of the dress. His other hand slipped behind the back of her head so it wasn't pressed up against the tree because that seemed like a thoughtful thing to do.

[Your smut most definitely should be moved to a thread called: That Tree Every Bride Tries to Book for the Honeymoon for Its View of Useless Shit and Drunken Hooligans. Sounds like a FANTASY!]

[Already being taken care of, you goof.]

Penny took the beer, popped it open, and downed a third of it. Man she hated that bitch

[Okay can you give it a rest! I left! I am no longer taunting you with my presence!]

[WELL THAT NAME I CAME UP WITH IS AWESOME, YOU KNOW]

He gave her a confused look for drinking so much when she said she wanted to take it easy. He took a swig of his and smiled at her. He figured it was because of Tam and pulled her close to him, wrapping both arms around her waist, trying not to spill his drink all over and kissed her hard on the mouth.

[hey you... I thought you weren't initiating anything.... HORN DOG....]

Penny sighed and ran a hand through his hair and looked at him, a bit drunk. "why do you always have to hang out with Tam? is she prettier than me? Is that it? why do you need to spend time with her?"

"Errrr what?" He asked. "No. She's not prettier than you." He says running his hands along her body, getting a bit tipsy. "She's just my friend and I don't have many friends so I don't want to lose her, that would leave me with little friends."

she shook her head "that's not true! You have lots of friends. better friends. who aren't trying to steal you away from me" she pouted after drinking another big swig of firebeer

[*munches on popcorn, slightly afraid and excited about where this is going*]

He looked at her with this sad puppy look. "Come on. Penny. She's not trying to steal me away from you."

she pouted "but she is! That's why you're always kissing her. and you visit her and lots of stuff!" she downed the rest of the firebeer "I don't like it marcus! I don't!"

"No. Penny. Don't be this way. Come on. I'm not always kissing her." He said looking at her sadly and taking a swig of his firebeer.

[Ange.. I love you... But please capitalize words at the start of sentences. And names. If only for the sake of my sanity.]

she wrapped her arms around his waist and looked up at him, chin resting on his chest "but, you ARE always kissing her lately. it's not faiiirrrrrr"

[since WHEN have i cared about your sanity? ]

[Please! Before I completely lose the last vestiges of it and go postal and kill innocent bystanders.]