A Random Corridor

"I'm glad I can be there for you. It feels wrong, when I'm not doing something to help someone I care about. I like taking care of people, I guess. I mean, obviously I'd rather Remus didn't need the care, or that you didn't need the cheering up-- but if you do need it, I want to be there to provide it. It's in my nature," he said with a small smile.

I know it is. And you know I'll alvays be here to do the same for you, right? Hopefully I von't have to, but if anything ever happens I'll be there to help," he said as he smiled at his BFF.

"I know you would do the same, but like you said, I don't think you'll need to. Fleur and I are very much in love, even if she is evil and horrible and mocks our bromance," he said with a grin.

Viktor chuckled. "Convincing me you're gay. Vot vos she thinking? Like anyvon could ever believe that Sirius Black is into guys. She just did it knowing you'd have to snog me to try and make me believe you."

"Of course she did, I think she was rather hoping you might ass rape me, she did say something about that. Cruel woman," he said, shaking his head in disbelief.

Viktor laughed and hugged Sirius. "I vould never! Snog you, grab your ass, yes. Rape you? Nope. I'd make you sure you vanted it first," he teased with a wink.

"THANKS, BRO. THANKS A LOT. I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER NOW... NOT!" Sirius yells, flailing lots.


I ONLY JUST SAW THIS SORRY

Viktor laughed and hugged Sirius AGAIN. "I'm kidding! I am. Really. I promise. I'll never, ever, ever make you snog me again, kay?"

SIRIUS LOVES HUGS!

"Good. Never, ever again, unless it means I get Katie to make out with more girls in front of me. Right. Sounds good!"

"Okay. Don't plan on vatching that," he said with a chuckle. "Not my thing. At all. I bet you can get that Luna girl to do it for you. I've seen her kiss enough girls to come to the decision that she is not completely straight."

[Here! Since Lolf is in the Hallway.]

Fred wandered down a random corridor wondering where Nikki had gotten to these days.

Nikki was wandering, looking for someone to torture talk to. Rounding a bend in the corridor, she saw Fred. She ran full speed at him, knocking him over the the biggest tacklehug the world has ever seen. "I MISSED YOU!"

"Oof!" Fred was knocked over as some one tacklehugged him. "Nikki!" he exclaimed, wrapping his arms around her, not bothering to try to get up.

Nikki quickly arranged herself so she was sitting on his chest, both legs primly swung over his left side. She poked his nose. "I missed you lots love." She smiled at him. "What shenanigans should we get up to today?"

[FUCKIG UNIVERSE. I HAS TO EAT DINNER NOW. SHOULD BE ON SOONER OR LATER. WHEN DO YOU HAVE TO GO? TEXT ME!]

Fred laughed and grabbed the hand she had poked him with. "Hmm. Well, we still have the fruits of our last outing," he said, fiddling with her fingers. "We could do something with those," he suggested, giving her a mischievous grin.

"We should." Nikki smiled devilishly. "But what should our evil plot be?"

[Remind me what we have?]

Fred stopped fiddling with her hand and ran his other hand through his hair thoughtfully. "Well, we've got those dragon goo eggs, plus the usual fireworks, dung bombs, etc. We could-" he broke off. "You said you wanted to plan that prank though," he remembered.

[Sorry it took me so long to reply. I ate dinner to make sure I could stay on with you.]

[WE ARE PRANKING TOLGA. HE NEEDS A GOOD TRAUMATIZATION.]

Nikki jumped of of Fred, and began to pace, stroking an imaginary goatee. "What if... no, pretty sure that is illegal... Uh... Well if we did that and pleaded innocent I think it would work... Nah, better safe than in Azkaban... EUREKA I'VE GOT IT!"

Fred was pushing himself into a sitting people just as Nikki exclaimed her success. "So what's the plan boss?" he asked, grinning up at her.

"We set up a trap, luring Tolga the next person down the hallway in. Then, once they are done escaping the fireworks, we drop the Dragon Eggs on them, unlashing a horde of gooey dragons. Finally, as they run away screaming we set off the dungbombs and charm the suits of armour to play a fanfare." She smiled up at Fred. "Do I pass?"

Fred hopped up, grinned, and kissed her right on the lips. "With flying colours," he said as he stepped back, still grinning. "Let's get to it."

Nikki cast a Disillusionment Charm on all of the fireworks, and scattered them through the hallway. She made sure it was as random as possible, and considering her, that is really random. "Want to suspend the dragon for me love?"

"Of course," he replied, levitating the snot coloured eggs up to the ceiling and securing them. He let his arm drop and looked at them for a moment. "Too obvious," he muttered and cast a Disillusionment Charm on them as well. "And where do you say we put the dung bombs," he asked, though he knew where he would put them.

Nikki glanced at the surrounding area, mind working furiously. "What if..." She noticed a small alcove to the side. "There. We hide them there, and then have them detonate."