A Random Corridor

Dean's eyes went wide when it dawned on him what Rolf was talking about. He coughed, after not breathing. He did not need to hear about that part of Luna's life. He laughed nervously "Yeah. I can't handle my tequila too well." His laugh came out high pitched and nervous.

"It's no problem," he says with a smile. "At least...well...at least you're not pregnant," he says. "I mean, forgetting the charm twice now? I feel like such an idiot. No worries though, I think you scarred me for life so it shouldn't be a problem."

He giggled nervously again. "Oh. right. Good thing I'm not pregnant. Ha ha ha. That would suck." He needed to get out of here. His brain was not working, and he couldn't think of a good excuse to leave.

"Errr, righhhht," he says slowly, watching her carefully. The way she says it, it almost seems like she somewhat wishes that she had been. BUT NO. Oh Merlin, they were too young! They had discussed this...they have plenty of time before they have to settle down. Rolf isn't quite sure what to say now, for he's awfully confused about the situation. "Luna...are you... are you having second thoughts...about...about waiting?" he asks.

Dean started to sweat. "Am I having second thoughts about what?" He realized he should have just disagreed "I mean. No. I haven't changed my mind." He looked down and bit his lip.

"Oh...alright...good," he said in relief. "Hey...maybe we should take you to the Hospital Wing. You really don't look good love."

As Dean was looking down he saw something odd. UH OH!!! His hands were slowly starting to change back to his chocolatey color. His eyes widen, it must have been an hour. His eyes snapped up to Rolf's "No. I'm okay. I just need to go to the bathroom. See you later." She turned and sprinted away, which was hard since he was in a skirt.

Rolf looks at her confused as she rushes off. Well, that was freaking off. He decides to continue on his way down the hallway...

soooo
CUE THE REAL LUNA.

Luna is skipping down the corridor towards Rolf, oblivious to the fact that Fake Luna just went off in the opposite direction. "Hi, Rolf!" she says happily as she hugs her boyfriend.

Rolf looked at her with a shocked expression. "Umm....what?" was all he managed to get out at first. He glanced at her clothes then frowned. "How the hell did you change so fast!"

Luna blinks. "Huh? I've been wearing this all day? Are you feeling okay, Rolf?" she asked, already beginning to feel concerned about her confused boyfriend.

"Luna...you were just here. Just. Here. You weren't wearing that though. I swear, we just had a conversation! We talked about the Room of Requirement and then...you got all odd...made me think you kind of wanted a kid, WHICH IS CRAZY. CRAZY!"

"Rolf...I haven't seen you all day, what are you talking about?" she asked cautiously, wondering if this was a prank or if Rolf was seriously losing it. "I just got here. And I've been wearing these clothes. These clothes right here all day. And a kid? Why would I say that!? I have Lance, and I'm only 17! One is quite enough for now!"

"I know! That's what I thought! But, you seemed kind of upset when I mentioned I'll be more carefully with the charm and that it's a good thing you aren't pregnant. I'm...I'm really confused," he said shaking his head. "You were definitely just here...I'm not going crazy, I swear."

"Rolf. I seriously have no idea what's going on. I don't remember talking to you at all. Is this supposed to be a joke or something?" she asks as she crosses her arms across her chest. "It's not funny anymore, Rolf. I haven't talked to you today, and I certainly wasn't upset about not getting pregnant."

"I...I don't know what's going on!" he said, beginning to feel a bit desperate. "Luna, I swear to Merlin, I'm not messing with you right now. I really did just talk to you! I'm not psychotic! I'm not delusion! You were right there!" he said pointing to a spot on the ground. "Then you quickly left in that direction," he said pointing down the hallway.

"But I just came from that way, Rolf," she says as she points in the other direction. "I was in the library for the past hour! How could I have been here with you?"

"Urgh! I don't know!" he said, his hands moving to rub his face. "Something was up, I don't know what and I'm sure it's ridiculous whatever it is. All I know is...there must be two Luans walking around right now." Yep. Luans.

"Two Lunas? But...Who's the other Luna and what's she doing talk-- ROLF! Did you kiss me just now when we were talking!?" she asked in a panic because she knows it was not her before, and Rolf better not be kissing other Luans.

"Wait, kiss you...you mean the fake you, right?" he asked, the whole situation starting to confuse him. "I...I kissed you hello," he answered, thinking back to his greeting. "Yeah, a quick kiss hello...no heavy snogging or anything. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IT WASN'T YOU!"

Luna blinked. "WELL! THERE IS SOME LUCKY GIRL WHO IS PRETENDING TO ME AND GOT SOME ROLF LOVIN'! LUAN DOES NOT APPROVE OF THIS," she said firmly as she put her hands on her hips.

Rolf's mouth dropped open in slight surprise. "I didn't mean to do it though! It's not my fault!" Her glares was extremely unsettling and he hoped she wouldn't be annoyed at him for the whole situation. "I honestly thought it was you! The real you!"

Luan sighs and clings to Rolf because she trusts him, though she would really like to know what's going on. "I believe you, Rolf. I just want to know why there's another Luan running around the school," she said sadly.

"I don't know what to think about this whole thing," he sighed while holding Luna "I mean, it'd be nice to get to the bottom of it, but at the same time, if we can't find out what happened, I wouldn't want us dwelling on the whole thing."

Luna nodded, still clinging to Rolf because clinging us fun. "I won't dwell on it...for long. But I would like to know who's stealing my Rolf love because it is not for sharing," she said, wondering if it was Faye who was stealing the Rolf lovin. Probably. She was sort of obsessed with Rolf for some off reason.