A Random Corridor

Viktor sighed and shook his head. "Call me vot you like, I suppose. Ve both know there is nothing small about me," he says, falling quiet after his last comment because he really should not have said that.

Cedric shrugged, giving him that. Suddenly, he grinned and said, "I do know someone bigger then you, though. Want to know who?"

"...You lie."

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Cedric bite back a smile and leaned forward, whispering faintly in Viktors ear, "Hagrid, of course." He burst out laughing and leaned away, enjoying the look on Viktor's face.

Viktor froze as Cedric leaned forward, feeling relieved when he simply whispered in his ear. He groaned and facepalmed. Ew. "I hate you for that mental image."

"Hey, I just said it. You're imagining." He winced, pulling a face, "You're right, though. I bet he's all hairy and stuff."

"EW! EW! EW! SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW! OH MY GOD I HATE YOU! VY DID YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT!? AND HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S BIGGER THAN ME!? NEVER MIND I DON'T VANT TO KNOW! I THINK I SHOULD BE GOING NOW!" I do not believe Viktor has ever shouted this much.

"Aw, come on. You have no sense of adventure. I'd dare you to ask him but... you're not up to it." He burst out laughing.

Viktor blinked. "I'll do it," he says with a smug look because he will so do this right now.

Cedric's eyes widened in shock, "You will? I mean," He laughed, gesturing down the hallway, "Lead the way, my little friend."

Viktor rolled his eyes and walked down the hall to Hagrid's hut where I will post.

Faye skips into the random corridor for shits and giggles.

TEDDY RUNS UP AND HAS A BIG PENIS. He see's Faye and stops, approaching with caution. He hasn't seen her in a while and doesn't know what terms they're on, seeing as whenever they meet it seems to be different. "Hey," He says, "Long time no see."

Faye turns and sees Teddy, but doesn't know he has a big penis because she's never seen him nekkid. She smiles because she hopes that they can still be friends because they used to be best friends or at least close friends until he went off with that Dom girl, but whatever Faye could deal. "Hey...and yeah, it definitely has been a long time," she says with a small laugh, "How've you been?"

Teddy smiled softly, "I've been good. How about you?" He asked curiously, "Are you and Reg still tight?" He stayed where he was and shifted from foot to foot, wondering what had happened to them. After he quit smoking there really hadn't been any reason to meet, he supposed. Plus Scorpius.

"I've seen better days, you know," she mutters with a shrug. She runs a hand through her hair trying to figure out an answer to the next question. "Reg and I are still friends, if that's what you mean. We're not as close as we used to be, but we still talk every now and then. How about you and Dom? And that Vic chick?"

Teddy shrugged, "Dom and I are still good. And I'm still with Vic, if that's what you mean. Although now that Dom has us better she seems intent on stopping it. You should hear some of the things she says." He smiled, "How about you and Scorpius? I bet you are, your love is all enduring." He walked towards her and leaned against the wall.

Faye is happy that Teddy is happy. She honestly is. "I'm glad that you and Vic are doing well, even if Dom isn't the biggest supporter. Maybe she's upset about not being in Vic's position? Ever think of that, Mr. Lupin?" Faye teases as she leans against the wall as well. She thinks about her and Scorpius, biting her lip when she remembers her and Lucius' interesting night. "We're doing...okay. We both have fucked up a bit...except Scorpius doesn't know that I did something bad. Eh, I don't know."

Teddy laughed, "If Dom wanted to be in my place she shouldn't have let me meet her sister. Or moved faster. Either way, I'm afraid I'm too bad an influence for her." He listened to her talk about Scorp and refrained himself from commenting about the honesty in their relationship the way he might have before. "You did something bad..." He repeated curiously, "Are you going to tell him?"

"Teddy, you're not a bad influence on anyone and it's obvious she's hiding something or else she wouldn't be upset with yours and Vic's happiness. Look, maybe she wanted to hook you up with someone, but once she saddled you up with her sister she realized she liked you. Shit like that happens all the damn time. Haven't you ever seen a romantic comedy?" Faye quirks a brow and laughs, slipping a hand into the front pocket of her jeans. She nervously bites her lip once they delve into the topic of Scorpius because normally she doesn't share this information with people other than Reg, but Teddy was as good of a friend to her as Reg and she knew she could trust him. "Honestly?" she sighed, glancing up at the ceiling, "I don't think it's in the best interest of our relationship for me to tell him. I sort of slept with his cousin when I was heavily intoxicated and under the impression he had slept with a man."

"Wow," He started, "That's a pretty messed up situation you've got." He paused for a minute, deciding which part he wanted to tackle first. He jumped to the best part, "Under the impression he slept with man? Did he not, then?"

"Er, thank you?" Faye said when she couldn't think of anything smart to say. She rubbed the inside of her arm and tilted her head so it rested against the wall. "He didn't. He drunkenly examined Gellert Grindelwald's penis with a magnifying glass. Not as bad as I had expected, but at the time when I was drunk I assumed the worst and went with the first attractive male I could find to get back at him. Now, it seems as if my actions are going to hurt me more than they could ever hurt Scorpius. So, Mr. Lupin, I suggest you never drunkenly fondle another man's penis. Kay?"

[Reg is the one who's going to need that advice once Lucius gets the rest of that bottle of wine in him... I am here just to say that Inner!Sirius wants Fleur time tomorrow night, and that Inner!Reg demands Faye time soon, because he'd like a friend who does not hate him or want get him drunk and sleep with him.]

[Lucius does not want to get him drunk and sleep with him! That's just going to be an added bonus in cheering him up, thanks.]

[Well, I won't be on til after like....8:20pm, I'm guessing. 'Cause I'm busy all day, really. But I will do my best to get on after?]