Boy's Dormitory 1 (Sev, Draco, Angel, Blaise) [NC-17]

"Drammy, I have no fucking idea what you're talking abouuuuuut!" He stared at her, "Get outta mahhhhh dorm. I need to talk to mahhh spayyyy-shawllll friend!" He glared, not purposefully, before taking another large swig of whiskey, finishing the third and moving to his fourth. This world sucked and Draco was glad to escape from it.

[I BEG YOUR PARDON! If Snaco happens I don't want to be the pitcher. XD]

[-thinks these must be very small bottles of whiskey, as opposed to the enormous one she has, which take ages to drink, even if it was water, as the bottle is so big-]

Severus was glad he'd managed to get that much whiskey off of Aberforth. He'd regretted spending the last of his money on it, but at least he could provide something for Draco. Severus gave Draco an awkward hug, even more awkward as he was still wearing nothing but boxers. He didn't think Draco cared about clothes at the moment though. "Draco, I don't believe it. And why does it matter what your father thinks, anyway? My father's low opinion of my worth never mattered to me," he lied, trying not to think about his recent nightmares. "They don't matter, Draco. Nobody should matter to you, but you. 'Cause that's all you can ever really depend on, y'know? 'Can't depend on nobody, not even the ones that say they love you, nope, 'cause they lie. THEY LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" he yelled, chucking the nearest empty bottle at the wall. "I hate lies. At least you were honest. At least had the guts to tell her the truth, instead of hiding it. Hiding everything, like SOME PEOPLE DO!" He grabbed another bottle for himself, taking a swig and getting angrier with every sip.

Draco Malfoy wrote:
[I BEG YOUR PARDON! If Snaco happens I don't want to be the pitcher. XD]

-will never stop laughing, never-

[Draco, either way works for me... now get to it!]

Draco Malfoy wrote:"Drammy, I have no fucking idea what you're talking abouuuuuut!" He stared at her, "Get outta mahhhhh dorm. I need to talk to mahhh spayyyy-shawllll friend!" He glared, not purposefully, before taking another large swig of whiskey, finishing the third and moving to his fourth. This world sucked and Draco was glad to escape from it.

[I BEG YOUR PARDON! If Snaco happens I don't want to be the pitcher. XD]

[OH MY GOD!!!! YOU WANT TO CATCH!!! YOU REALLY, TRUELY, SINCERLY ARE MY KING OF SMUT!! iloveyou... *glomps*]

-is debating putting off Snaco until another night, but knows she'd be killed-

Severus Snape wrote:-is debating putting off Snaco until another night, but knows she'd be killed-

[Actually I'm going to sleep now so if you have it tomorrow that is fine with me *cannot believe she just said that*]

[I will wait one more night, if, AND ONLY IF, there is more drunk ab stroking/kissing and lots of sexual tension!]

[I might, but I don't know when I'll be able to get on next. I have to go back to my mom's tomorrow, and I don't know if she's gonna let me back in the house or not. Which if she doesn't will really suck, because I don't have a place to crash like I did tonight, and sleeping on park benches makes me feel like a hobo. AND I WOULDN'T HAVE INTERNET.]

Draco watched Severus, wide-eyed. He could not believe all this was happening, probably because his mind wasn't processing it at all. He chugged down more whiskey and collapsed in his bed. The room seemed to get scorching all of a sudden and he didn't like it. He ran his fingernails over his sheets in extreme dislike and took more sips of whiskey, wishing he would cool down, "I WANTED TO DEPEND ON PANSAYYYY!" He felt his heart wrench again from his chest, "But nowwww, noww I can't because I suckkkk. I hate everything. I even hate KERBIT!" He tossed Kerbit on the bed and watched him bounce onto the floor. Draco pouted, "I never do anything right. And everyone's mean. And I hate everyone. My friendsies aren't friendsies. They just follow me and pretend to listen and understand, but they don't reallyyyy. DID PANSAYY LIEEEE WHEN SHE SAID SHE LOVED MEEEE?" He sniffled. Not wanting to believe that, he continued ranting. He waved the bottle of whiskey around as he spoke, "I want someone who careeeees. Who listenssssss. Who won't hate meeee and who I won't fuck uppp everything withhhhh!" He couldn't stand the heat anymore and ripped off his shirt, sitting in his jeans once more, "Whyyyy is it soooo hot in hurrrrrrr!" He giggled and sipped more whiskey, spilling some on his torso, "Ooooooopsies."


[Oh, bah. XD I MAY NOT WANT TO DO IT TOMORROW, BECAUSE I WAS VERY HESITANT TODAY!]

[if you end up sleeping on a park bench then you are obviously forgiven for not posting anything... and if you have to do that then I am terribly sorry]

[Smut is not that important. Just give me a tiny bit for now, and then whenever you get the chance you and Connor can reaffirm your places as Smut Goddess of Intuition and King of Smut. XD]

Draco Malfoy wrote:[Oh, bah. XD I MAY NOT WANT TO DO IT TOMORROW, BECAUSE I WAS VERY HESITANT TODAY!]

[*sobs* CONNORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[I'M SORRY!]

[I dunno, I might not. The only friend who I'd feel comfortable spending the night lives in PA, and his place is a long drive... Which I don't want to make. -wishes she had some real life friends who she could depend on that lived nearby-]

Severus dove after Kerbit, catching him before he hit the floor. "NO HURTY KERBIT! YOUS BE SAD IF YOU HURTED HIM! And I no likey sad Dracoooo. But I understands, Draco. I HATES EVERYTHING TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he yelled, before quieting down and listening again. He looked at him sadly when he mentioned his friendsies. "But whats about me? Is I not friendsie? 'Cause I understands. I no likey loves, no I does not. He took the loves away, he did, he did! HE LIIIIIIIEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD! They all liesssssss! We no likey lies, no we do not! But I can listens, Drayyy-coooo! I cans! And I caresss. 'Cause I has to care. I can't not care. 'CAUSE BAD EVIL MEANIES LIKE REMUS DON'T CARE, AND I DON'T WANNA BE A MEANIE!" he yelled, but suddenly stopped when Draco ripped off his shirt. "Oh noes! You broked the shirt! WHAT IF THE BUTTONS ARE LOST! WHAT IF YOU LOSE A BUTTTONN!?!"

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:

Draco Malfoy wrote:[Oh, bah. XD I MAY NOT WANT TO DO IT TOMORROW, BECAUSE I WAS VERY HESITANT TODAY!]

[*sobs* CONNORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[*holds Tam and sobs with her* Connorrrrrrrrrr!!!! Please?! You are my King! Puh, puh, puh, please!]

Draco Malfoy wrote:[I'M SORRY!]

[*is currently making a very sad face*]

-has an idea- whenever we get to a point where connor decides he wants me to finish the rest, since he's apparently going to pull a remus, I'll just leave an empty post to edit whenever I get a chance? my writing abilities are rather poor at the moment, as I am getting drunk myself]

[sounds wonderful and fair! well I'm off to sleep now so night all!]

"KERBIT SHOULD BE SAD TO BE WITH MEEEEE!" Draco sniffled, "I might hurt himmmm. And then I would all sad and stuff, like I am nowwww. You are different then regular friendsies. You are a spayyyy-shawlll friendsie. That's differents. Regular friendsies like Crabbe and Goyle and - P-P-PANSAYYYYYY are the friendsies who can no longer listen to meeeee!" He let out a large hiccup as he sipped more whiskey, " WHY DO PEOPLE LIEEEEEEEE? It's meaaaaan. And what did Looooooper Looooooopy Poopee do? I THOUGHT HE WUVVY WUVED YOU!" He pointed at Severus, before peeking down at his bare torso and looked at the buttons that had flown across the bed. He shrugged, "If I lose a buttoooooon, I steal Neville's remem-remem-REMEMBERALLLLLLLZZZZZ and then I figures it out from there!" He chuckled and swayed, "On the biiiiig ship LOLLIPOPPPPP!" He began to sing and then stopped himself, "SEV! WHYYYYY YOU ONLY IN DA BOXAHSSSS?"


[You could take over whenever. I HAVE GIVEN MULTIPLE OPPORTUNITIES (which means just one, really) XD]

Draco Malfoy wrote:"SEV! WHYYYYY YOU ONLY IN DA BOXAHSSSS?"

[haha... the question should be: Sev, why I not only in da boxahs?]

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:

Draco Malfoy wrote:"SEV! WHYYYYY YOU ONLY IN DA BOXAHSSSS?"

[haha... the question should be: Sev, why I not only in don't you take off da boxahs?]

[XD]

[-fiddles thumbs- Ya'll are on some good crack.]

Draco Malfoy wrote:[-fiddles thumbs- Ya'll are on some good crack.]

[only the best for us!

OKAY... actually leaving now... hitting the log off button...]