Scorpius and Blaise's Pimp Lair

Let's face it girls, you get tired of screaming the same name every night. You get tired of waking up to the same flabby ass every morning.

We are here to help.

Stop in for a one of a kind experience that will leave you begging for more.

[Millicent not welcome]

-Walks in with the stolen Malfoy Sr Pimp cane-

Oh hell yes. *is wearing a catsuit*

-Ignores Dee-

*ignores Blaise and slowly unzips catsuit*

-Still ignores and changes one of the rules-


NO DEE'S ALLOWED.

*grins wickedly at Scorpius* Do you really want to pass that rule?*shimmies out of catsuit*

*Considers*
Until more people come, you can stay. Then we'll see.

Good on you Mate.

-Strips down naked-

This hurts Scorp. I thought we had a connection. *Kicks catsuit behind her* Don't you wanna have some fun?

Oi! We're not having a freaking orgy in here!

*Covers eyes*

This is where me meet the bitches, then take them somewhere else.

[You're still my wing man]

*respectfully declines Blaise and Scorpius*]

Scorpius Malfoy wrote:Oi! We're not having a freaking orgy in here!

*Covers eyes*

This is where me meet the bitches, then take them somewhere else.

[You're still my wing man]

Arggg. Fine

-puts clothers on, then uses magic to kick Dee out-

*uses magic to come right back in*

At least let me put on my fucking clothes. *goes to make Dee's Spot for Lovin'*

Fine! Screw you Faye.... in my dreams.

[Hahahah ]

*Peers around the door*

How much?

*Eyes Tam*

No set price, you'll have to give me a preview so that I can give you a fair answer.

Anyone free for me?

[This is slightly awkward....]

*Gives Katie the once-over*

Definitely, I'll be sure to give you a great price.

[Hahaha, yes, but funny]

Oh, That- Shit. Don't worry. I have a boyfriend. I totally forget. See you later....


-walks out glumly-

Fine, but I'll be here if things don't work out *Winks*

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*Walks in*

What sort of preview?

*eyes him up and down*

Because it might not be worth it

*Smirks* Suit yourself, I have plenty of other ladies who I can have writhing in pain in no time. Maybe you're not worth it after all...

*she turned to leave and shot over her shoulder* Well you'll never know will you? *walks out*