Slytherin Quidditch Practice

BECAUSE THE PITCH IS TAKEN, YEAH?

Reg is here in his skinny jeans, a v-neck shirt, and eyeliner. Oh dear. So much gay. With his Firebolt, though. That's a little manly, right? No, not really, sorry Reg.

Marcus walks down to the pitch and spots Reg. He walks over to him and looks him up and down. Well didn't he look, different. "Hello Regulus." he said and looked around, waiting for everyone else to show up.

"Hey Marcus," he said with a forced smile. "Can I let out the snitch? Want it to get away for a while, at least. Gets boring when I catch it too quickly," he said with a grin.

"Ermm, yeah sure. Go for it." He said and looked around. "Where are the others?" He asked, mostly to himself.

"... Hell if I know. Am I the only one who turns up on time anymore? Maybe you need to use your muscle more, intimidate them all into showing up promptly like Wood," he joked, letting the snitch loose. "How've you been?"

He gave him a small glare when he said he should be more like Wood. He would never be like that muffin head. He pushed it behind him and shrugged. "I've been pretty good. You?"

Dee stomps over here because Nev is impatient. She may even chop Marcus' balls off today, who knows?

"I've been alright," he lied, not really wanting to talk to Marcus about his personal life. "Er, better than Dee looks right now, what's she got up her arse today? HEY DEE, WHY THE STOMPING?" he yelled to her as she walked over.

"What doesn't she have up her arse?" He mumbled silently and gave her a large fake grin as she walked over. "Hey Dee." He greeted her as she walked up to the rest of the team that I am saying is here.

"I heard that, Flint," Dee says because I want her too. Whatever. And I don't even have a reason as to why she's stomping other than Nev interrupting what I was doing. XD
"Must be PMSing," she says with a shrug, not really caring if that made anyone uncomfortable.

"Oh. Well. Good for you." He said and glanced over at the bludger's. "Let's get started. Let the bludger's out." He demanded Dee.

"Once again, I am glad I am not a woman," he said grimacing, mounting his broom and letting the snitch go which he never did, oops.

Regulus Black wrote:"I am glad I am not a woman,"

As good as.

Pansy Malfoy wrote:

Regulus Black wrote:"I am glad I am not a woman,"

As good as.

That is why I posted that.
I was sitting here snickering.

"You're close enough, Reggie," Dee says, observing Reg's outfit and grinning at her friend. She opens the trunk and undoes the clasps, letting the bludgers zoom off. She hopes one hits Marcus in the face.

Marcus climbs onto his broom and gave Dee a slight glare because he can do that, because he hates her. He took off into the air along with the rest of the team, on his Nimbus 2001, a gift from Draco's father.

Eowyn high fives Dee because she was really hoping someone would say that.

Regulus gives Dee the finger but grins back at her, taking off into the air, then flies after her. "Wait. If I'm a woman, does that make you a lesbian?"

"Oho, I see what you did there! But no, I'm completely straight, I just don't have the greatest gaydar." She chuckles and zooms off to smack a bludger away from one of the chasers.

And while this is happening Marcus is flying around and doing a bunch of cool chaser stuff and yelling at people, glancing at Dee every once and a while to make sure she doesn't hit a bludger at him. Again.

And Regulus is flying directly above Marcus imitating him and generally mocking him while he's busy yelling at everyone, and winking at Dee.

And then Marcus flies to the side and see's Regulus mocking him out of the corner of his eye and is like. "Hey, just look for the fucking snitch and stop dicking around."

Dee sniggers and does beater things. But she always makes sure the bludgers are dangerously close to Marcus before hitting them away. Because Marcus is a bitch. Yeah.

Regulus rolls his eyes and sticks his tongue out at Marcus and does some loop-dee-loops because being a seeker is boring at practice because the other team isn't there trying to kill you before their seeker gets the snitch. Boringggg.

And now I don't know what to post but I feel like it's my post so Marcus is like "Dee, could you like, hit the bludger's before they hit me?"

"You know, we have two beaters. Pick on Narcissa every once in a while, yeah?" he said, receiving a glare from invisible Cissy.