Moaning Myrtle's Bathroom

"Uh, right," Lily says, still edging away from the girl with the very blonde hair who seems intent on boring holes in Lily -well, Gideon- with the power of her steely glare. "I'll go do that then. Ladies," she says by way of farewell, what she hopes is a cocky grin plastered to her face as she saunters out of the ladies bathroom to go and find the correct one. That was so awkward.

The lesbian leaves, and Luna instantly relaxes as she continues waiting for her turn to use the loo. What was that lesbian doing here, who was her girlfriend, and why did she leave without relieving herself in a stall? Strange.

Molly just shrugs at Luna as if to say 'well, wasn't that weird?' and smiles at her. Then another toilet flushes and somebody else emerges. "Ooh, my turn," she says brightly, because she doesn't really get the concept of not stating the obvious, and slips into the free stall to take care of business. She hums the Pink Panther theme as she does so, because nobody likes to just listen to the sound of tinkling in the toilet, do they?

Luna returns Molly's smile, then waits alone as the girl goes to take care of things. She hears her humming and her eyes light up because she loves the Pink Tiger!

"Bugger this," Marlene announces as she hears someone starting to hum. She wipes and pulls her pants up, then flushes the toilet and walks out. She washes her hands as quickly as possible and just sort of shakes them to rid them of some of the water before stalking out because that's how eager she is to get away from the humming.

"Do do do d-do," Molly hums to herself as she pees, blissfully unaware that her audience is dwindling.

Luna skips into the bathroom stall, then pulls down her pants and undergarments. She bobs her head from side to side as she listens to the lovely music, covering up the sound of sweet tinkles.

"BA ba-da ba da da!" Molly continues, bursting out much louder as she really gets into her jam. She forgets she was going to the loo and has actually finished now so she could've left already.

Luna continues swaying until she's all finished with her business. She wipes and pulls up her pants, still bopping back and forth to the music as she walks out of the stall. She heads over to the sinks and washes her hands, smiling happily as she dances to the beat, before drying her hands and dancing out of the bathroom. Too bad that lesbian left. She missed out on the totally awesome dance party.

Molly hums the Bewitched theme song and then decides she's had enough. She finishes taking care of business, redresses herself, and flushes as she leaves the bathroom stall. "Huh. No more line," she comments, then washes her hands and leaves.

Luna Lovegood wrote:Luna skips into the bathroom stall, then pulls down her pants and undergarments. She bobs her head from side to side as she listens to the lovely music, covering up the sound of sweet tinkles.

I think...I just died.
I love my wife.

.....
I need to stay up late more often. <.<