Gryffindor Table [FREE ROLE PLAY AREA]

Yeah, it's a new day now. *nods*

So, here's Molly, sipping her coffee and eating her waffles, reminding herself to stop being sad and be awesome. She's a Prewett, after all, and soon Viktor should be here to help her pick out all the sexy, straight boys who aren't giant douches.

Viktor walks in for breakfast and sees that Molly is already there as usual. He grins and sits down next to her, filling his plate with pineapple along with a well-balanced breakfast to please Mama Bear. "Good morning," he says happily because it is a good morning indeed. Why is Viktor having a good morning? I don't really know. He just is, okay? Okay.

Okay. Mama Bear is pleased to see Viktor is having a well balanced breakfast, indeed she is. Molly looks up from the little pattern her knife was drawing through the syrup on her waffle and greams at Viktor, putting on her awesome face. "Hey Viktor! Like, how's it going today?"

"I'm great," he says with a grin. "How about you?" he asks as he starts pouring himself some Pumpkin Juice, which is sort of odd because he's used to drinking motor oil for breakfast.

"Great," Molly chirps, because her BFF being happy even though he has to resort to pumpkin juice instead of motor oil is a good thing in Mollyville. "I'm totally fine. Oh, hey, he looks sort cool - like this mad mix of smouldery and cuddly!" she comments, watching a guy walk past on his way to Hufflepuff.

"Oh, I like that," he says as he watches the Puff head over to his table. He doesn't see this next guy yet but his gaydar is already going off so he turns his head to see who it is. "Definitely gay," he says with a nod as he watches the cutie make his way over to Ravenclaw. "I mean, look how vell he's dressed. There is no vay he's straight. Nope."

"Definitely," Molly agrees with a decisive little nod. "Well that one was totally easy - you get that one, but you, like, totally have to let me go shopping with him after. He's got style," she says appreciatively, and then makes a little happy puppy squeal and points to a couple of guys further down the table. "OhmyGod, like, so adorable! How totally cool would it be if they were together? I bet they're just bros though," she sighs.

"Probably, but you never know," he says with a smile as he watches them together because they look adorable. "They do look really cute together though. Bros or no bros." He look straight ahead again and sees that guy he met in the bathroom. The hot one who Viktor knows is willing to experiment. With a sexy manly man. "Oh! That's Rolf. I just met him yesterday," he says with a smirk. "He says he's straight, but he hinted that he vouldn't mind experimenting. My gaydar says he's bi-curious," he nods as he checks out the hottie.

Molly tilts her head to the side, checks Rolf out, and smirks. "You could totally, like, convince him to play around a bit. Bet you wouldn't even have to try, which is cool even though sometimes it's cool when people make you work for it just a little and... oh, ew. That guy, like, totally reminds me of someone. Shame, he'd be the sexiest, manliest man I'd ever seen and I'd totally want to go smell him otherwise," Molly grouses as another guy walks by.




"Huh," she says, turning away. "Let's look at someone, like, prettier. That guy has, like, the best smile!"

Viktor gapes a bit because that guy is just so fucking manly, and Viktor is pretty sure he's met him before. It was at some Old Spice party or something. Or maybe that was just a dream. A sexy, manly dream. He turns his attention to the second guy and grins. "That is an awesome smile. He looks like he could swing your vay too," he says with a smile because it must be tough for girls here considering all the gay guys in the school. Viktor is sort of surprised he hasn't met any lesbians yet...*blinks* Anyway, he sees that one Gryffindor again because Luna loves posting pictures of Cristiano Ronaldo all over the place. "You know, I'm surprised he's not on the Quidditch team. He looks like an athlete to me," he says as he checks out that ass. Yum, yum, yum.

"Yay, one for me," Molly giggles, because it is indeed limiting for a girl when all the boys want all the other boys too. Surprising that no girls seem to have given up on boys altogether, really. Huh. Molly tilts her head to the side, watching the hot piece of arse Viktor pointed out until it settles into a seat. How sad. Molly blinks, because that was kind of a hypnotic bunch of gifs arse. "Huh. Nice." She looks around to see what else she can fill her vision with, now that it is bereft of such a fantastic view. "Ooh, muscly!"



"Oh!" Molly remembers all of a sudden, and pauses to take a sip of coffee. "I, like, met another one of your dorm mates yesterday!"

Viktor stares at muscle guy before turning his attention to Molly. "Von of my dorm mates? Vich von?" he asks curiously before having another sip of his juice because it's starting to get hot in here with all these boys. Siriusly. He listens intently, his eyes flickering over to the guy who just walked in for a brief second before focusing back on Molly. That guy was way too straight for Viktor anyway.

Molly's eyes flicker to Mr Alltoostraight as well, watching him all the way to the Slytherin table before she focuses back on the conversation at hand. "Yeah, I met Sirius. That was, like, an experience. I think I totally made an impression though. On his face. With my hand. Oh, little to your right," she says offhandedly, her eyes still darting here and there occasionally why she talks.

Viktor glances to the right to get a good look at Mr. Brown Eyes before he realizes what Molly is talking about. "Vait- You slapped him?" he laughs as he visualizes Sirius hitting on Molly and getting a nice slap to the face. He stops laughing eventually because Sirius isn't that bad so I guess it's sort of rude for him to laugh, though he still finds it hilarious. "And vy may I ask did you do that? Oh- There's that Gryffindor Quidditch captain," he says with a nod in the direction of Mr. Wood.

[Mr. Alltoostraight? LOL! I love you two!!!!]

[>.> Hehe. I love you too! <3

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Viktor Krum wrote:Viktor glances to the right to get a good look at Mr. Brown Eyes before he realizes what Molly is talking about. "Vait- You slapped him?" he laughs as he visualizes Sirius hitting on Molly and getting a nice slap to the face. He stops laughing eventually because Sirius isn't that bad so I guess it's sort of rude for him to laugh, though he still finds it hilarious. "And vy may I ask did you do that? Oh- There's that Gryffindor Quidditch captain," he says with a nod in the direction of Mr. Wood.

[Caradoc remembered that he gets to tap that ass, and ran around in my head going "YUSSSS!" for about five minutes.]

Luna Lovegood wrote:[>.> Hehe. I love you too! <3

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Oops, I quoted the wrong post... *blinks*

This has become my second favorite thread on this site.
The first one is the This Turns Me On thread.

*smirks*
This is my favourite thing to do IC. (after fight with Kingsley, of course...)
I have about 5 tabs of google images going every time we do this.

<3

Pity Big Mac doesn't go for Gryffs.

Viktor Krum wrote:Viktor glances to the right to get a good look at Mr. Brown Eyes before he realizes what Molly is talking about. "Vait- You slapped him?" he laughs as he visualizes Sirius hitting on Molly and getting a nice slap to the face. He stops laughing eventually because Sirius isn't that bad so I guess it's sort of rude for him to laugh, though he still finds it hilarious. "And vy may I ask did you do that? Oh- There's that Gryffindor Quidditch captain," he says with a nod in the direction of Mr. Wood.

Molly can't help but giggle along with Viktor's very loud, and very long, bout of laughter and she's pretty sure he's making himself a nice little mental image of the event. She gives Mr. Wood a once-over and grins quickly. "Yours," she announces, because he's obviously into dudes, then points out one for her so Viktor's got something to look at while she talks. "That's ok though, because there's one that's totally mine," she says cheerfully.



She giggles again at the memory of slapping Sirius, but sort of grimaces a bit too, because he probably hadn't quite deserved that, and on another day where she hadn't been thrown off guard by stupid Kingsley Shacklebolt she probably would have had a much smoother reaction. "Yeah, he made a bad joke and I, like, overreacted just a touch, you know? I was sort of having a bad day and something he said just totally struck a nerve it wouldn't usually. Whatever," she shrugs. "He was totally talking to my chest the whole time, so I totally can't say I regret it that much, and I'm sure if I bust out the puppy eyes and pout a little he'll forgive me!"

Well, Viktor's gonna stare at that straight guy anyway so he can use his imagination later. Yep. That's what he'll do. He smiles at Molly because everyone has those days. Actually, he was rather rude to Sirius when they first met too. Well, Sirius was sort of rude with him, and then Viktor was rude the second time. The third time, they were both rude to Snape and that worked out fine. "I'm sure he'll forgive you. Ve all have those days. Sirius seems like a pretty forgiving guy, and I can't imagine how any person in their right mind vould be able to stay mad at somevon like you. And the puppy dog eyes never fail. Everyvon knows that," he says with a grin because he uses those all the time. Then he sighs because it looks like Cristiano has either got a boyfriend or a really intense bromance going on.

Molly sighs. "Damn - looks like we both miss out there. That should just be, like, illegal or whatever. And yeah, like, who could stay mad at me, right?" she greams. "It'll totally be cool, I'm sure of it, or I'll just ship him off to Douchebag Island. Although I bet my sister would be way pissed if I tried that. Hmm, what do we think? I say straight, but very, very suggestible. Three drinks and I bet he'd totally swing both ways."

Viktor smiles and nods because Douchebag Island solves everything. "Hm. That sounds about accurate. He's yours until the next Hogvarts party. Then I get him for a bit," he teased. Then he nods in the direction of Ryan Sypek over at the Slytherin table. "Oh look. Another obviously straight guy. There must be a convention or something this morning or something..."