The Astronomy Tower

*Djinn heard a distinctive climax to the battle below him. Followed by loud thumping noises...going thump, thump, thump, thump, approximately a few hundred times until there was a resounding crash at the base of the staircase. Or so he guessed, seeing as he was on top of the Astronomy Tower, and Mya would have most likely fallen down the stairs after the distinctive climax of the battle that had taken place below him.

Ghosting down ghostily, he floated gently down the stairwell like a ghost. The Joels decided to pic an opportune time to speak up, resulting in him flying off balance and zooming into a wall with a BANG ... unfortunately he couldn't be ghostish with walls like he was with floating.*

OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING <-- the cynical voice, I

SHIT IM SO GAY <--the denial voice, You!

OMFGG LOOK A WALL!! <-- the crazy spastic voice

YOU GUYS ARE KOOKS!! <-- the sane, calm voice

You guys made me FLY INTO A FUCKING WALL!!!!!!!

SO who gives a shit. Meh, cow!!

*Ignoring the voices who tried to bicker with themselves, he finally found Mya and gently he made her float down tot he Hospital Wing in front of him. Sending a note to Remus, he made his ghosty way only making them both run into walls 2...maybe 7...no, nothing less than 9.8 times.*

Lily Evans wrote:[Me neither. But it'll work at least for Lily. Just not exactly canon. :/ ]

[Well some writers like NECROPHILA.]

Pansy Parkinson wrote: Isn't that the second person to try and kill themselves because of you? Bet you're proud of that track record, aren't you?"

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA]

Katie Bell wrote:

Pansy Parkinson wrote: Isn't that the second person to try and kill themselves because of you? Bet you're proud of that track record, aren't you?"

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA]

[I like to call it the Darwinism Effect]

[^ I love you twinsy!]

[I love you too, jerk xx]

[YAY LOVE!!!!!!]

[OMG. The Darwinism Effect. -steals that as her next excuse when accused of such things-]

Dee wanders up. "I hate everyone." She kicks a wall, and completely oblivious to the pain, she sits down and glares at the sky.

-walks up to the top and sits by unknown girl-
Hey, who are you?

*glares* Riddle. Demetria Riddle. And why do you care? *glaances away, feeling murderous towards everyone*

Just getting to know my fellow slytherins.
What's got you so pissed?

[I won't fuck her.]

Everything. *sees Nikki down at the lake with Chris*

[DEE! -waves- It's not Luna! NOT LUNA!]

Regulus Black wrote:[I won't fuck her.]

[Right now the only one Dee wants to fuck is Blaise. Yep. I'm planning on some hot hate sex.]

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