Re: Optimist and Pessimist

AGENT62442 July 14th 2010, 10:42 pm

But it's on at the same time as Glee and nobody watches it.

You get to test the rides at The Harry potter theme park for free...

**Demelza Robins** July 15th 2010, 1:52 am

There's no use because the parks alreadly open and a friend who went told you everything about the rides.

You win the lottery.

**Gideon Prewett** July 25th 2010, 11:45 am

Turns out you only got 4 numbers... So you won less than $20.

You inherit a house big enough to be the AWF mansion.

**Molly Prewett** August 26th 2010, 10:20 am

The rats certainly thought there was plenty of room when they moved in!

You get to go to Hogwarts during the Marauder era!

**Lucy Weasley** August 26th 2010, 11:29 am

Too bad you were sorted into puff, thus being far, far away from any cool things.

You get a lifetime's supply of donuts!!

**Molly Prewett** August 26th 2010, 11:33 am

You die of heart failure by the age of 35.

You win a free makeover!

**Lucy Weasley** August 26th 2010, 2:03 pm

But the Fabian voice in your head is angry with you forever because he's offended that he didn't get to do it.

You finally get the house of your dreams!!

**Molly Prewett** August 26th 2010, 2:22 pm

(I would turn down a makeover that wasn't a Fabian Prewett Production, jsyk)

The house is hours and hours away from all your family and friends.

You get a free frozen yogurt!

**Lucy Weasley** August 26th 2010, 2:32 pm

(Aww, he's all proud now!!)

But you're lactose intolerant.

You get to see a really good movie for free!

**Molly Prewett** August 26th 2010, 2:46 pm

(Standards, y'know. Only the best!)

The cinema burns down with you in it.

You get given an iphone for free.

**Lucy Weasley** August 26th 2010, 2:51 pm

But it's crap because iPhones apparently aren't good.

You have a perfect day.

**Molly Prewett** August 26th 2010, 2:53 pm

And then you die at midnight.

You develop a Pansyesque ability to run on 3 hours of sleep every night.

**Lucy Weasley** August 26th 2010, 2:56 pm

And eventually get diagnosed as having a never-before-seen ability and are teared apart for scientific study.

You never see or read Twilight.

**Molly Prewett** August 26th 2010, 3:00 pm

You have a sibling that spends every waking minute telling you about it in detail anyway.

You get to kill that sibling.

**Angelina Johnson** August 26th 2010, 3:02 pm

Someone catches you and 'They're a Twilight fan!' is not admissible in court as a defence.

You meet the Easter Bunny!

**Molly Prewett** August 26th 2010, 3:09 pm

The easter bunny is really a fat guy in a dirty wifebeater. Bummer.

You get the best tasting chocolate of all time delivered to your door.

**Angelina Johnson** August 26th 2010, 3:10 pm

It has coffee in it... And you hate coffee.

You get given a free plane trip to anywhere you choose!

**Molly Prewett** August 26th 2010, 3:12 pm

Shame the return trip isn't included, and you can't afford a ticket home.

Someone dies and leaves you a hotel.

**Angelina Johnson** August 26th 2010, 3:13 pm

They died IN the hotel, and now it's haunted and nobody stays there.

Someone dies and leaves you an expensive car.

**Molly Prewett** August 26th 2010, 3:16 pm

They died IN th expensive car, and the smell never ever leaves it.

The hottest person you've ever seen asks you out.

**Angelina Johnson** August 26th 2010, 3:17 pm

You thought they were talking to you, but actually they were talking to the girl behind you.

You win a date with a celebrity.

**Molly Prewett** August 26th 2010, 3:20 pm

it's RPattz. EW.

You get to guest star on Torchwood.

**Angelina Johnson** August 26th 2010, 3:21 pm

It's the new series, and half the characters are dead anyway.

You get to star on Doctor Who!

**Lucy Weasley** August 26th 2010, 3:24 pm

But have no idea who Doctor Who is.

You get to meet Neil Patrick Harris!

**Molly Prewett** August 26th 2010, 3:27 pm

He sneezes on his hand right before he shakes yours.

You get your dream job.

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