Re: Optimist and Pessimist

**Lucy Weasley** August 26th 2010, 3:29 pm

But it's very low-paying. Sigh.

You get to meet your soulmate!

**Angelina Johnson** August 26th 2010, 3:29 pm

They're already married.

You win a Golden Ticket!

**Lucy Weasley** August 26th 2010, 3:32 pm

But you have to go through a whole song about winning it, and, by the end, it's just not worth it.

You do believe in commas!

**Romilda Vane** August 26th 2010, 3:33 pm

But you move to China, where there are no commas.

You meet your favourite band!!

**Lucy Weasley** August 26th 2010, 3:35 pm

But they're all very rude.

You get to go to a birthday party!

**Romilda Vane** August 26th 2010, 3:37 pm

But the birthday person hates the gift you worked so hard to make and smashes it to smitherins.

You get to travel the world!

**Lucy Weasley** August 26th 2010, 3:40 pm

But you get sick right before your journey.

You can lick your elbow~

**Molly Prewett** August 26th 2010, 3:41 pm

Because someone ripped your arm off.

You get a king sized bed!

**Lucy Weasley** August 26th 2010, 3:42 pm

But are very short, so it just feeds your sadness about being short.

You give the next poster sleep!

**Molly Prewett** August 26th 2010, 3:44 pm

[Inner!MOlly just frouted at the short joke there]
Then I sleep through my alarm and get fired.

You give the next person fudge!

**Lucy Weasley** August 26th 2010, 3:45 pm

And they get very fat and sad.

You get to watch the Goofy Movie!

**Molly Prewett** August 26th 2010, 4:11 pm

You don't get the sound with the picture so what's the point?

You don't have a curfew anymore.

**Lucy Weasley** August 27th 2010, 3:36 am

Because your parents have gone insane and you have to care for yourself.

You get a cat!

Nikki Orwell August 27th 2010, 3:37 am

And by cat I mean rabid lion.

You meet JKR.

**Molly Prewett** August 27th 2010, 4:09 am

She knows all about AWF and she is NOT happy.

You get to have a sleepover with your best friends.

Nikki Orwell August 27th 2010, 4:16 am

You and all the voices in your head!

You get to have free chocolate for the rest of your life.

**Molly Prewett** August 27th 2010, 4:18 am

You discover a chocolate allergy the next day.

Your worst enemy moves to the other side of the world.

Nikki Orwell August 27th 2010, 4:22 am

So do you.

You marry the man of your dreams

**Molly Prewett** August 27th 2010, 4:24 am

Turns out he's not actually a man. Oops.

You get to plan a huge party.

Viktor Krum - Inactive August 27th 2010, 7:10 am

You fail and the party sucks. Everyone has a lousy time.

Stan Ianevski is at your house!

**Molly Prewett** August 27th 2010, 7:21 am

Your Dad answers the door in his underwear and embarrasses the hell out of you.

A bunch of flowers is delivered to you.

Viktor Krum - Inactive August 27th 2010, 7:35 am

Oops. They're for your neighbor. Tough luck.

You just won the lottery!

**Molly Prewett** August 27th 2010, 7:47 am

Yeah. It was like in Doctor Who, and now you're in the Big Brother house and are totally going to get vaporized.

You get cast in a high budget movie.

**Demelza Robins** August 27th 2010, 12:10 pm

You are a terrible actor and ruin the movie.

You get to spend a day with your favorite celebrity.

**Lucy Weasley** August 27th 2010, 3:02 pm

They hate you and only allow you to scrub their bathroom.

You find a cure for that embarrassing rash you have!

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