Re: Optimist and Pessimist

**Molly Prewett** August 27th 2010, 3:59 pm

It involves monkey poo.

You discover a new planet.

Ginny Weasley August 27th 2010, 6:38 pm

I'm hoping that they have a headmaster like Humblewhore or something. SOME AWESOME OTHER SCHOOL.

You discover that Hermione can't draw.

**Romilda Vane** August 29th 2010, 10:27 pm

Someone teaches her how to draw.

You get everything you ever wanted from life!

**Demelza Robins** August 30th 2010, 10:06 am

You die the next day so you don't get what you wanted for long.

You get to meet the cast of Glee.

**Lucy Weasley** August 30th 2010, 4:38 pm

But end up sick the day before and can't go.

You get to go to an amusement park!

**Demelza Robins** September 1st 2010, 2:44 pm

Its a really hot day and the lines are super long and you don't have a water bottle with you.

You get to meet anyone you want!

**Lucy Weasley** September 1st 2010, 8:05 pm

But they die.

You live to be an old age!

**Demelza Robins** September 2nd 2010, 10:12 am

You have a disease and you die from it.

You get to meet everyone from AWF!

**Lucy Weasley** September 11th 2010, 10:23 pm

But show up on the wrong day, and therefore cannot go to the actual meeting day.

You finish your homework!

**Demelza Robins** September 15th 2010, 11:27 am

Your teacher fails you.

You get to travel the world for free.

Cho Chang September 15th 2010, 2:22 pm

But you have to pay your own hotel fee... only shacks for you.

You get a bunch of free merchandise in the mail.

**Demelza Robins** September 15th 2010, 2:30 pm

It turns out it was meant for your next door neighbour and they come to see if you got it by mistake and you have to give it to them.

Your friend makes a chocolate mud cake for you.

**Remus Lupin** September 16th 2010, 1:05 am

They put actual mud in it.

You win a new pair of ice skates

**Demelza Robins** September 16th 2010, 1:19 pm

You don't know how to ice skate.

You win one million dollars.

**Remus Lupin** September 17th 2010, 1:46 am

...in Monopoly money.

You win backstage passes to your favorite band...

Cho Chang September 17th 2010, 6:30 am

Only it's a scam so you et there, but you get kicked out and don't even get to see the concert.

You find the cure for some random sickness that I'm too tired to think of...

**Remus Lupin** September 17th 2010, 2:48 pm

It has weird side effects that turn the patient purple.

You get a new dog

**Demelza Robins** September 17th 2010, 2:50 pm

The dog likes to bite you.

You get to meet the entire HP cast.

**Remus Lupin** September 18th 2010, 1:49 am

You become terribly ill the day before so you can't go.

The cute guy next door is outside, shirtless, mowing the lawn.

**Demelza Robins** September 19th 2010, 1:10 am

His girlfriend comes over while he is mowing the lawn.

You get a free wardrobe full of clothes.

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 19th 2010, 2:32 am

None of the clothes fit.

You get a free meal at your favourite restaurant.

**Demelza Robins** September 19th 2010, 4:56 am

Your meal gets poisoned.

You and your friends get an advanced screening for part 1 of Deathly Hallows.

**Remus Lupin** September 20th 2010, 4:34 am

They cancel it. Sad

You get a new cell phone

**Demelza Robins** September 20th 2010, 9:30 am

You drop it and it breaks.

You inherit a magic carpet.

**Remus Lupin** September 22nd 2010, 3:43 am

Your dog chews it to shreds. *had a friend who's dog would chew up the carpet* <.<

You get a new job

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