Optimist and Pessimist

He doesn't like you.

You get given free concert tickets.

but you can not go.

You win an iphone

You drop it in water.

You get a free makeover.

But it looks bad.

Dean accepts your friend request on FB

Then you accidentally delete him.

You get a year off to go on a world trip.

But your plane crashes on an island where there are people called Others and shit hits the fan.

You are given a life supply of CHEESE.

The cheese is past its use by date and you have to throw it out.

You win one million dollars.

And it gets stolen.

You die.

BUT I'M HARRY POTTER AND I COME BACK TO LIFEEEEEEEEE.

You get Troop Beverly Hills on DVD.

You have no idea what that is.

You get the whole first season of glee on DVD for free.

Every episode skips like a super used disc.

You get tickets to that thing you love.

But you lose the tickets.

You can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocius backwards.

But it means some horrible swear word and people shun you for life.

All the really cool people from AWF show up on your doorstep ready to take you on a road trip to WWoHP with them.

THERE IS NO BAD SCENARIO THERE, EXCEPT MAYBE YOUR LAWN GETS A TAB TRAMPLED.

You get to write Frikki,and the universe is being nice.

Someone forgot to knock on wood and the universe gets mean again.

You don't have to wake up early for class.

You have to wake up early for dance.

CHOCOLATE GOODNESS IS SENT TO YOU!

You eat it all because it's so good and become obese.

You get to spend a week with your twin!

But, uh, you are a twin in real life, so it isn't a big deal.

You get to hug Rupert Grint.

You are arrested by the police for violating the restraining order you got last time you hugged him.

The guy you like finally tells you he likes you back (in that way)!

He's practicing to tell that to your best friend, and 'can really trust you.'

You become a novelist.

No one will publish your books because you're a batty old coot.

You ride a unicycle across the country.

And by ride, I mean fall off.

You win the lotto!

But you're hit by a car and all your money is stolen by a hobo who's just going to use it for drugs.

You get a really good night of sleep and wake up fully rested.

It was a dream you had during your three-hours night sleep.

You are a princess.

Nobody likes you because you show off about it all the time.

You have a great tv show idea and some tv producers decide it can be made and aired on tv.