Re: Optimist and Pessimist

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 6th 2010, 3:30 am

She despises you.

You get some ORGASMIC Mountain Dew Voltage!!

**Demelza Robins** June 6th 2010, 4:12 am

When you open it it spills all over you.

You get some really good chocolate.

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 6th 2010, 4:32 am

Some hobo steals it.

You get some yummy veggie lasagna!

**Demelza Robins** June 6th 2010, 4:50 am

When you eat the lasagna its too hot and burns your tounge.

You get some really good hot chocolate.

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 6th 2010, 4:54 am

...it's summer, and it's too hot for that.

You get a nice cold beverage.

**Demelza Robins** June 6th 2010, 4:56 am

On a cold winter day.

You get unlimited credit on your phone.

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 6th 2010, 5:06 am

Someone jacks your phone!

You get a nice, well paying job!

**Demelza Robins** June 6th 2010, 5:07 am

But you hate your boss and collegues.

You get a yummy milkshake.

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 6th 2010, 5:17 am

The ingredients were bad.

You get to go to sleep!

**Demelza Robins** June 6th 2010, 5:18 am

Your pet wakes you up multiple times.

You get a 3 week holiday.

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 6th 2010, 8:19 am

It takes you 12 hours to get to your destination when it was supposed to take 5, when you get there, there's no food, and then the hotel doesn't have your reservations for some reason.

You get to meet *drum roll please*...MEEEEE! JK, you get to meet Rupert Grint.

Harry Potter June 6th 2010, 8:30 am

But it turn out he was a fake ginger and his hair was really dirty blonde....AND he was a jerk.

ICE CREAM TRUCK! ( is there any more that needs to be said?)

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 6th 2010, 8:32 am

The driver passes you without a second thought.

You get a box of sharpies <3 !!!!

Harry Potter June 6th 2010, 8:34 am

But it turns out they were all dried out and didn't work.

You randomly find out you can speak 5 different languages fluently.

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 6th 2010, 8:35 am

And by fluently, we mean every word you say is an insult to someone's mother, and you don't even realize it.

You go shopping!!

Harry Potter June 6th 2010, 8:38 am

But you don't have any money and someone accuses you for shoplifting and you have to go down to the police station and stay in jail overnight.

You get to meet your favorite band in person!

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 6th 2010, 8:40 am

Well, you were going to, but then they saw someone else and went to meet THEM instead.

You get to go swimming!

Harry Potter June 6th 2010, 8:42 am

But you drown and barely live and spend the rest of your day in the hospital.

You get to go to boarding school in Paris for a year with all your friends.

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 6th 2010, 8:44 am

None of you speak a word of French and you can't freaking learn, it defeats the purpose.

You get a lollipop.

Harry Potter June 6th 2010, 8:46 am

But it falls off the stick onto the dirty ground right before the first lick.

You get to eat your favorite thing in the world for a week straight.

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 6th 2010, 8:48 am

You get kinda sick of it.

You get to be a background dancer for your favorite singer's newest music video!

Harry Potter June 6th 2010, 8:50 am

But you suck at dancing and they kick you out.

You star in your own tv show!

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 6th 2010, 8:54 am

It gets canceled because it sucks.

You get a lifetime supply of nutella!

**Demelza Robins** June 6th 2010, 11:48 am

But you're allergic to nuts.

You get a really nice chocolate mudcake.

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 6th 2010, 4:46 pm

Literally MUD cake.

You get a new t-shirt that you love!

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