Re: Optimist and Pessimist

**Lucy Weasley** May 10th 2010, 9:07 am

But have no social life because you studied for them so much.

You get kissed by the guy/gal of your dreams!

**Demelza Robins** May 10th 2010, 11:09 am

But they were only doing it for a dare.

You are made the triwizard champion for Hogwarts.

**Molly Prewett** May 10th 2010, 12:04 pm

You're Cedric Diggory, and we all know how that ends...

You get a lifetime's supply of frozen yogurt.

**Demelza Robins** May 10th 2010, 12:08 pm

But you get a really bad brain freeze.

You get anything you want from Honeydukes for free.

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive May 11th 2010, 12:18 am

But it turns out it was secretly replaced by sweets from the Skiving Snackbox.

You get to the premiere of Deathly Hallows Part I and you sit right behind Evanna Lynch! (Notice I imply you're already there, and are currently in your seat.)

**Demelza Robins** May 11th 2010, 11:16 am

It turns out you are in the wrong theatre and it is actually eclipse and it is only an Evanna Lynch look-alike.

You get to be minister of magic for a week.

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive May 11th 2010, 4:59 pm

But Umbridge, with her bossy self, takes over the Ministry with a hem-hem.

You meet the REAL Helena Bonham Carter IN PERSON!

Katie Bell May 11th 2010, 8:27 pm

She chose that week to impersonate her character, Bellatrix.

You win a real life Quddich broom.

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive May 11th 2010, 11:11 pm

But it's for super lightweight fliers only, and it breaks under your weight as soon as you try it.

You get a cat that's part Kneazle, like Crookshanks!

**Demelza Robins** May 12th 2010, 11:26 am

It attacks you like it attacked Ron.

You become captain of the quidditch team of your choice.

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive May 12th 2010, 4:59 pm

You get hit by a bludger within the first five minutes.

Snape decides he's not going to pick on you in his potions class!

**Dean Thomas** May 13th 2010, 3:23 am

But, who are we kidding, it's Snape. He picks on you anyways, worse than ever.

You get a totally kick ass ring that makes you invisible.

**Daphne Greengrass** May 13th 2010, 3:31 am

Dude. I love you. Anyway...

But you end up looking like THIS, because it has terrible power.
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Professor Snape lets you play games in class.

**Dean Thomas** May 13th 2010, 3:59 am

[hehe I'm watching that]

The game is called "Find the Tattoo" ....on Snape.

You get a chocolate cake

Padma Patil May 13th 2010, 4:03 am

...but you're supposed to give it to your friend as a gift.

You get $200 worth of iTunes gift cards.

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive May 13th 2010, 7:59 am

They're all fake and you nearly get arrested for owning the fakes.

You get to attend the LIVE performance of the AVPM sequel!

**Demelza Robins** May 13th 2010, 11:21 am

It gets cancelled at the last minute because Darren Criss breaks his leg.

You are given a lifetime supply of chocolate.

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive May 13th 2010, 4:47 pm

It all melts super fast, getting everything you own all sticky.

You get a new version of the internet that NEVER malfunctions, slows down, or lags!

**Demelza Robins** May 14th 2010, 12:25 pm

But you drop your laptop and it breaks.

You are given the sword of Gryffindor.

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive May 15th 2010, 4:46 am

You accidentally give yourself several cuts.

You get to go on a wonderful trip to an ocean resort!

**Demelza Robins** May 15th 2010, 4:51 am

When you are flying there the plane crashes.

You win the lottery.

**Dean Thomas** May 15th 2010, 8:28 am

...While playing Monopoly.

Joe Walker (Voldy from AVPM) proposes to you!!!!!

Guest May 16th 2010, 2:27 am

But you're already married.

You win a trip to WWofHP

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive May 17th 2010, 12:14 am

They turn out to be forged tickets, and you get arrested.

Your grandmother gives you a huge box of chocolates to fend off the dementors!

Padma Patil May 28th 2010, 2:04 am

Unfortunately, the chocolates melt and you dump them out...just before the Dementors come.

You win 1,000 Galleons!

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