Re: Optimist and Pessimist

Harry Potter June 6th 2010, 8:10 pm

And then find out that it's wayyy too small.

You get to meet everybody from awf in person at a party!

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 6th 2010, 8:24 pm

You all get shitfaced drunk, and can't remember anything.

You get to go back in time and meet Walt Disney!!!

Harry Potter June 6th 2010, 8:35 pm

But the time machine breaks and you are stuck in the past and everyone wants to kill you....including Walt Disney.

You invent something awesome and make millions.

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 6th 2010, 8:42 pm

Someone else takes credit and makes the millions that SHOULD be yours.

You get to meet David Yates (director for a few of the HP movies)

Harry Potter June 6th 2010, 8:44 pm

But find out he died ( Sad

)

You get to live in the perfect town for the rest of your life.

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 6th 2010, 8:46 pm

The only think not perfect is the fact that no body knows you exist.

Some kid comes up and gives you a flower!

Harry Potter June 6th 2010, 8:51 pm

But it turns out you were allergic to it and break out in hives

You get an awesome balloon Smile

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 6th 2010, 8:52 pm

It pops after two seconds of having it.

You get one PERFECT day!

**Demelza Robins** June 7th 2010, 10:24 am

You don't remember it the next day.

You get some jelly.

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 8th 2010, 1:33 am

You're allergic to the fruit it's made of.

You get some shut eye!

Fleur Delacour - Inactive June 8th 2010, 2:59 am

Because you had pink eye and your eye swelled so much it was stuck shut.

You perfected a dance number!

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 8th 2010, 3:01 am

You're in dance class, and you perfected the wrong dance, and came to class the next day unprepared.

You get good grades of your OWLS/NEWTS/Finals!

Fleur Delacour - Inactive June 8th 2010, 3:04 am

Only in your dreams and you woke up late, missing the first part of the exam. Ouch.

Bellatrix Lestrange spares your life!

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 8th 2010, 3:07 am

She's saving you for Voldemort.

You get a bouquet of flowers from an anonymous source!

**Demelza Robins** June 8th 2010, 11:56 am

You are allergic to flowers.

You are sent an anonymous love letter.

Nikki Orwell June 8th 2010, 1:58 pm

But they misspell your name.

You get straight A's on your report card!

Harry Potter June 8th 2010, 4:37 pm

But then you get in so much trouble with your parents that it's the one time they don't care about your grades...you're still grounded!

You get an ice cream cone!

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 8th 2010, 5:15 pm

Some little asshat steals it.

You get a pizza. (I'm hungry right now.)

**Demelza Robins** June 9th 2010, 10:16 am

You drop it on the floor, topping side down.

You get a personal cooked meal from a chef.

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 9th 2010, 5:54 pm

He had some illness when he cooked it, and now you have it.

You get a new laptop!

Guest June 9th 2010, 7:46 pm

the screen is all cracked

you get to go to Olive Garden

Harry Potter June 10th 2010, 1:35 am

but you get food poisoning.

You get to do exactly what you want to all day.

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive June 10th 2010, 3:47 am

But then, at the end of the day, someone comes along and fucks it up.

You get a lovely accent of your choice.

**Demelza Robins** June 10th 2010, 9:39 am

After a whole day of hearing it, you now hate it.

You get an all expenses paid trip to the grand opening to WWoHP.

Nikki Orwell June 10th 2010, 2:07 pm

WWoHP stands for Wide Web of Hewlett-Packard, right?

You meet the entire cast of AVPM.

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