Re: The Eowyn Temple of Smutty Worship

Adrian Black - Inactive March 25th 2010, 11:00 am

[OMR! That sounds so hot!!]

"Mhm." She was too distracted by the wings to say much else. I wonder if these have some kind of power?

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 25th 2010, 11:08 am

I hope she doesn't find out that my wings can transport the wearer anywhere they want, and not just fly...nawww she's just a human and she wouldn't know how to take em off of me! :"D

[ BUAHAHA THEY NOW HAS A POWER!! Very Happy

hehehe idk whether to be traumatized or mentally scream "BUT MY LORD!! YOU CAN'T COOOOK!!" which reminds me i have to draw Super Queso and Vengeful Nacho comic thingy Very Happy

so i'ma get off for the night~ it's 4 am and i really shouldn't stay up any later -_____________________-;; i got in trouble today for zoning out. My lil sis took the opportunity to eat about 20 Sweet-n-low packets...]

Adrian Black - Inactive March 25th 2010, 11:38 am

[20?!?!?! What the hell? How old is she?]

*stops touching his pretty wings and goes back to glowering at the 'deities', tapping her foot again*

**Draco Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 1:51 pm

NO SHOUTING IN THE TEMPLE!!!! *flails* YOU ARE A BAD BAD WORSHIPER!!!!!! BOW DOWN AND ASK FOR FORGIVENESS!!!!!!!!!

[Adrian......... if you read the Snaco you know why these two get a temple... post dream maybe you can have one too]

Adrian Black - Inactive March 25th 2010, 6:50 pm

"Pffft! Worship this!" She flipped her off and stomped away.

[Yeah, yeah. Sure.]

**Draco Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 7:07 pm

SACRILAGE!!!!!!!!

*draws up a list*

HIGH PRIESTESS & CARER FOR THE SLAVES: TAM
THE SLAVES: 100 PRETTY BOYS WHO PLAY WITH EACH OTHER & 100 BEAUTIFUL REDHEAD GIRLS THAT LIKE TO KISS AND DO THINGS FOR OTHERS ENJOYMENT
EOWYN'S EVIL ADVISOR IN THE WAYS OF TORTURING THE SMUT ADDICTS OF THE LAND OF AWF: JOEL
BANNED: PANSY & ADRIAN

Adrian Black - Inactive March 25th 2010, 7:14 pm

Booo, you whore! I was the one who gave Draco his King of Smut title in the first place! And now my queen status has been ripped away. I hate you all!

*stomps away to change sig*

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 25th 2010, 10:03 pm

[ADRIAN before you leave, she's 5. And Tam, i'm not a worshiper i'm a servant. I'm the evil planner helper guy thing of death and destruction -forgot his actual title-]

Adrian Black - Inactive March 25th 2010, 10:08 pm

*pauses* Who's 5?

[And I changed my sig. I hate you all!]

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 25th 2010, 10:11 pm

Adrian Black wrote:*pauses* Who's 5?

[And I changed my sig. I hate you all!]

[my little sister, you asked lol]

He just stands there, bored out of his wits and wishing some of those pretty 100 boys would come and start...playing...with each other for his enjoyment.

Adrian Black - Inactive March 25th 2010, 10:16 pm

*leaves*

[Oh lol! Ok. How many sugar packets did she eat? I used to eat those all the time. Yum! lol]

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 25th 2010, 10:20 pm

-waves at Adrian excitedly- : D

[hehe about 20. i was wondering why she seemed so wired @_@]

HorcruxHunter April 7th 2010, 10:25 am

-Lays upon the altar bleeding-

Gabriel Djinn Whiteraven April 7th 2010, 10:26 am

-brings in another one hundred beautiful naked woman and then leaves-

**Angela Braddock** April 7th 2010, 10:30 am

*also lays upon altar*

Gabriel Djinn Whiteraven April 7th 2010, 10:34 am

-comes back in with a dull scythe and cruelly cuts off both of your genitals...slowly, with a dull scythe-

**Draco Malfoy** April 7th 2010, 10:35 am

OH MIGHTY SMUT GODS!

WE WISH TO PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS!

TAKE THESE WORMS WHO HAVE SINNED!

THEY HAVE WRITTEN ATROCIOUS SMUT AND MUST THEREFORE

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!

Guest April 7th 2010, 8:32 pm

FOOLISH MORTALS.
ATTEMPTING THE PRACTICE OF SMUTTY MAGIC.
YOU WERE FOOLS.
FOOLS TO EVEN TRY.
-strikes the hand of fate upon them and explodes the bodies-

Gabriel Djinn Whiteraven April 8th 2010, 3:04 am

-falls down and starts speaking in smut-

Guest April 8th 2010, 4:34 am

LMFAO! ILU guys. A lot. Even I am appalled at how terrible that smut was.
Somebody should use mod/admin powers and burn it all the way to the firey pits of hell.

Gabriel Djinn Whiteraven April 8th 2010, 6:05 am

-...He gasped in pain as Malfoy entered him.The pain quickly turned to pleasure, and Severus allowed himself to revel in the ecstasy of sweat and the heat of their bodies together and the pain/pleasure. Severus never wanted this to end, the brutality of it all...-

-wakes up from the trance-

What?

Guest April 8th 2010, 6:09 am

Gabriel Djinn Whiteraven April 8th 2010, 6:16 am

<3

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-that means, in umm punctuation talk, what's the periods mean?-

Peter Pan April 8th 2010, 1:58 pm

*walks in to worship at the alter (and can not believe its taken me this long to get around to it)*

'oh great and wise smut gods i worship thee. i pray that you will accept this token of my allegiance to you wonderful temple'

*Places an assortment of sexy lingerie and a never ending supply of body chocolate on the alter for them*

Gabriel Djinn Whiteraven April 8th 2010, 2:53 pm

[sorry just gotta input BANGARANG!?! AS IN HOOK??? D: LOVE THAT MOVIEEEE]

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