Re: The Eowyn Temple of Smutty Worship

Guest March 25th 2010, 3:04 am

Please, Tam.
Have we not established how long a bottle of tequila lasts around me?

**Draco Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 3:06 am

My most humble apologies great Goddess!!!

*offers another bottle* And for you I have acquired a distillery just for your personal use!

Guest March 25th 2010, 3:07 am

SWEET.
Always wanted one.
Can you go go steal Luscious Mouthful's pimp cane while your at it?
Actually, just go bring him here.
I want him. NOW.

**Draco Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 3:09 am

[actually funnily enough in some thread at some point I'd stolen the cane.... I think I still have it]

*holds up cane* RIGHT HERE O SMUTTY ONE!!!!! *is using magical skills now to try to find Luscious*

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 25th 2010, 3:15 am

-runs out-

-runs in, carrying 100 beautiful redhead girls that like to kiss and do things for others enjoyment-

**Draco Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 3:19 am

[Wait... as High Priestess can I be in charge of looking after these lovely ladies and the boys too?]

Guest March 25th 2010, 3:22 am

You get to make sure they're well fed and taken care of, and remain sexy.
And make sure they're 'good enough' for their Majesties, Connor and Eowyn, God and Goddess of Daemonic Smutty Power.

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 25th 2010, 3:22 am

[why sure, i just get them someone has to make sure they're well taken care of...>:] AAHH I WANT A DAEMON!! SO BADLY!!! <3 <3 <3 ]

**Draco Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 3:23 am

I will make sure that they are all up to par! All the time!

Guest March 25th 2010, 3:29 am

-runs in and places present on the altar-

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**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 3:30 am

*steals presents*

**Draco Malfoy** March 25th 2010, 3:37 am

*tackles her* NO STEALING FROM THE GODS!!

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 25th 2010, 3:40 am

-brings in Night from Absolute Boyfriend for Eowyn's personal slave, for he is Night and Night is the Perfect Boyfriend-

Adrian Black - Inactive March 25th 2010, 9:42 am

*stomps into the temple*

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! WHY WAS I NOT INVITED TO THIS! I DEMAND TO BE A PART OF THIS!

*crosses arms and waits for an answer*

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 25th 2010, 9:48 am

D: -flails un-scary djinn like- D: D: D: GODDESS WE MUST REMEDY THIS!!!

-waits for an answer, foot tapping-

Adrian Black - Inactive March 25th 2010, 9:57 am

*taps foot with Joel and checks out Djinn's beautiful sleak wings. leans over and whispers*

"Those are really pretty. Can I touch them?"

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 25th 2010, 10:02 am

you can!! -stretches out his wings- Aren't the GORGEOUS all shiny and black!! They make me soooo happy especially since i can change them with a thought. -concentrates, and one of them becomes a fluffy cute anime wing- SEEE!! -squees excitedly- THEY GO WITH ANY OUTFIT!! <3

Adrian Black - Inactive March 25th 2010, 10:06 am

"Oh my Rowling! They're gorgeous!" She reached out to stroke the wings and giggled at the tickling feeling in her palm. She reached out and wrapped herself in one of them.

"You could use these to keep you warm!" She squeed with glee.

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 25th 2010, 10:13 am

OMG I KNOW!! When i hang/sit/stand/lay down on ceilings they come in handy!! AND OMRG i can fly! It's awesome! -squees some more-

Adrian Black - Inactive March 25th 2010, 10:29 am

*Squees again*

"Can you carry other people with them?"

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 25th 2010, 10:30 am

D: only once for a VERY short period of time. I caught Dee as she threw herself of the Astronomy tower.

Adrian Black - Inactive March 25th 2010, 10:35 am

*gasp*

"Dee threw herself off the Astronomy Tower? Why?"

[I like how we are having this convo while angrily awaiting responses to my yelling! XD]

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 25th 2010, 10:44 am

[hehe i know]

I have absolutely no idea, the silly thing! She seems to do it a lot actually...maybe the girl needs some counseling? I mean, Voldemort is her daddy after all. Having him be your pops has GOTTA mess with your mental stability slightly.

Adrian Black - Inactive March 25th 2010, 10:48 am

"'Tis true."

She continued to pet his wings and giggle at the texture.

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 25th 2010, 10:53 am

I mean it's like you wake up one morning, all cozy in bed and think, "I wonder if daddy made breakfast today?" and you walk into the kitchen and he's standing there, in all his ~~very sexy~~ Dark Lord glory sipping OJ and reading the Daily Prophet. Then you notice he's being a narcissist and reading the articles about his latest murders! How does one deal with that? D:

[ x3 hehehe i just had an image of noseless Voldy sipping orange juice and making scrambled eggs with a pink fluffy apron on...i love my mind!!

and ooooh i just saw an advert for a site that you download this thing and you get male strippers on your desktop... -debates- ]

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