The Eowyn Temple of Smutty Worship

I AM QUEEN OF FUN!!!!!!! Just ask my smut buddies *sketchy grin*

["let" or not, it would happen regardless if I wanted to
Also, Tam, I just choked on nacho. Thank you. ]

*sits in the grass, wishing the temple was still on fire because it was fun*

[You tried to set fire to the temple therefore you deserve to choke on a nacho]

[WELL I SURVIVED.]

[That's because you weren't successful in burning down the temple. Had you succeeded the nacho would not have spared you]

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:[That's because you weren't successful in burning down the temple. Had you succeeded the nacho would not have spared you]

[fear the wrath of the nacho!! -nacho does ninja pose-


That's totally what popped in my head when i read that Tam. Then one of a super hero queso dip comes to save Pansy by making the nacho soggy...gosh my mind...]

[Joel. I love your mind. It is so entertaining. ]

[hahahahaha thanks Joel... not what I intended but still....]

[i sowwy Tam i can't control it, my filter is broked. and thank you pansy i should totally draw that up as a mini comic thingy...]

[I didn't say I didn't love it!]

Luna Lovegood wrote:-runs in-
OMR SNACO!
-runs back to finish reading it-

[My thoughts exactly. It's quite an addicting tale to read... -Looks around bashfully- Sorry for crashing this place of worship...though I do definitely worship thee, even after being on this site for two days]

I should edit the Snupin.
I feel like I could do a better job now.

OMG MORE......... *dies then come back*

OH MIGHTY GODESS!!!! LET ME OFFER YOU THIS GIFT *holds up a HUGE bottle of Jose Cuervo*

IF THAT WERE REAL I'D WRITE SNUCIUS RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF STUDYING FOR MIDTERMS

I would give you a real one if I was there with you!

If you were right here with me, why would we be thinking about writing smut and tequila?

Fair point... well we'd probably still have the tequilla...

I feel special.
-wears awesome hand-made paper crown-

Rarrrrrrrrrrr.

*worships*

ALL MIGHTY CONNOR!!!!!!!! Can I get you anything?

CONNOR! MY CONSORT! YOU HAVE ARRIVED!
LOOKIE LOOKIE WHAT I GOT I LOVE OUR WORSHIPPERS
I GOT ONE HUNDRED BOYS THAT LIKE TO PLAY TOGETHER AND TOUCH EACH OTHER FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF MY ENJOYMENT.
LET'S GO GET SOME LADIES NOW!

JOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL
A HUNDRED REDHEADS WITH DDs STAT.

o.o
HOLY GOOD GOD.

-pats Tam-
I want a pony named Roberto.
And he has to be a magic pony.
And he has to be brown.
And he has to talk to me.
And he has to be all fancy.

I also would like Lord Voldemort.
That is all.

HEY.
If he gets a pony, I DEMAND A FLYING CHARIOT PULLED BY FLYING MONKEYS!
It's not THAT much to ask.
Joel's a djinn for Merlin's sake.
It can't be that hard.

Goddess Eowyn! I already have flying monkeys! here *offers a bunch* as a gift!


O GREAT CONNOR!!!!! HERE IS YOUR MAGICAL TALKING PONY *brings it forwards*

SWEET.
Being a deity is AWESOME.
-high fives Connor-

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:OMG MORE......... *dies then come back*

OH MIGHTY GODESS!!!! LET ME OFFER YOU THIS GIFT *holds up a HUGE bottle of Jose Cuervo*

[Hey Goddess of awesome.... did you drink this bottle yet?]