The Library

[LOL oh Dee you're funny *would hug her but is not allowed yet*]

Remus blushed and rested his head on Sev's shoulder. "No you were comfortable silly, I just..didn't sleep well." He didn't want to talk about it anymore because that meant he'd have to talk about the dream so he was glad when he finally managed to drift off to sleep again.

[Get on to the sexy talk so Dee has proof!]

Dee Riddle wrote:

Severus Snape wrote:[Hey Dee, wanna be the one to blab to Pansy about Snupin?]

[YES!]

[You do realize this sentences Remus to a long and enjoyable (for me) and painful (for him) death, right? ]

[Dee, going to confront me now that he's asleep?]

Severus smiled at Remus- ohmigoshyouresocutewhenyousleepiknowivesaidthatalotbutitstrue. He leaves his arm draped over him and continues reading quietly, occasionally looking up at Remus and sighing happily.

Dee Riddle wrote:[Get on to the sexy talk so Dee has proof!]

[He's not going to deny it...]

[DEE you're going to have your secret future husband killed??? *sobs*]

[Pansy, Severus will hate you forever and screw your boyfriend if you lay a finger - or a spell - on Remus right now.]

"Severus. What in the name of Rumbleroar's scrotum was that all about?" *pops out from underneath the table*

[Remus-Of course not!]

Severus Snape wrote:[Pansy, Severus will hate you forever and screw your boyfriend if you lay a finger - or a spell - on Remus right now.]

[Curses, hexes, and swords only, then.]

[*dies* LOL Sev. poor Draco will have no idea what's going on]

Severus yells, clasping his hand over his mouth in shock as Dee popped up seemingly out of nowhere. "What in the name of Merlin are you doing-- were you-- were you just spying on me?!?" he spazzes, flailing and falling backwards off the chair.

Pansy Parkinson wrote:

Severus Snape wrote:[Pansy, Severus will hate you forever and screw your boyfriend if you lay a finger - or a spell - on Remus right now.]

[Curses, hexes, and swords only, then.]

[CURSES AND HEXES COUNT AS SPELLS]

"No, I was...er...sleeping under this table. Yeah, this nice, shiny table."

Severus Snape wrote:

Pansy Parkinson wrote:

Severus Snape wrote:[Pansy, Severus will hate you forever and screw your boyfriend if you lay a finger - or a spell - on Remus right now.]

[Curses, hexes, and swords only, then.]

[CURSES AND HEXES COUNT AS SPELLS]

[FINE. Swords, then. And snakes. Or just a big box of matches, I recall someone was a little afraid of fire.]

*doesn't wake up but slumps over in chair completely oblivious to what's going on*

[FIRE?! *runs*]

[Let me rephrase that. YOU HURT REMUS LUPIN IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM AND DRACO WILL HAVE MY PENIS UP HIS RECTUM.]

"What the.. you're insane, you know that? Insane and nosy and creepy! What do you want from me, creeper?" he growled, getting back up to his feet and seeing Remus still sleeping.

"It's not MY fault you two are displaying affection in a public place! And I'm not as creepy as Tam! It's in my genes, just like greasy hair is in yours!"

[giggle giggle Sev I just died laughing]

Severus Snape wrote:[Let me rephrase that. YOU HURT REMUS LUPIN IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM AND DRACO WILL HAVE MY PENIS UP HIS RECTUM.]

[DAMN YOU SEVERUS SNAPE. *will find a way around this*]

"What, like every other couple in this school hasn't done worse... Honestly, Dee, grow up. I'm not fucking him in the library, so relax yourself," he snapped, glaring at her.

[*won't be safe from Pansy for long after Snupin is dead*]

Remus Lupin wrote:[*won't be safe from Pansy for long after Snupin is dead*]

[Damn right.]

"Whatever. It's not like I would have confronted you if your penis was up his ass. I'm aware that you aren't doing anything like that, Snape." She glares right back.

"Then what the hell is your problem, Dee?" he growls, standing up to put his book away.