An Abandoned Classroom

[*bows* Glad to be of service, ma'am.]

"Well, holy baboons. Lord Farquad Whatsit is looking for the fairy tale creatures, and apparently, The Muffin Man is hiding them!" Alice looks at her normal hands, and then shrieks. "Molly, Molly, my fingers are webbed!" She feels her bare neck, and shrieks again. "Molly, I have gills! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?" she asks, running up to shake her sister. "THE AWKWARD SEA CREATURE ARMY IS GOING TO DRAFT ME! I'm not ready! I'm like Danny Partridge!"

[The Muffin Man must always be italicized, from now on. Always.]

On her feet in an instant, Molly glides gracefully (or so she thinks, but it's more of an ice-skating-without-ice-or-skates effect) over to Alice and grips her shoulders, shaking her lightly.
"Don't even JOKE about the Awkward Sea Creature Army, Alice! Don't you know they infiltrate your thoughts, and then they send the Suit of Armour after you? Merlin, we need to get you to the Muffin Man before you get caught!"
She starts looking around, and holds up a small wastepaper basket. "Quick - get in - they'll never find you in there!"

Alice jumps into the trash can, but only manages to get as far as her calves. "It's really quite filthy down here," she muses. "Can you see me, Molly? I can't see you, so this must be a good hiding spot. Is the Muffin Man meeting us at the rondevue spot?"

"Whoa - I can't see you!" Molly says, even though she's looking right at Alice. "Oh, well, I hope she found the Muffin Man," she muses. She takes another Special Cookie and sits cross-legged on a desk, contemplating the Meaning of Life.
"If fish are good for the brain, why are they so dumb?"

[Pause? It's pretty late and I'm tired and blahhhh. Sorry, Mummy dearest!]

"Oh, I don't know, Mol. My brain is full of fish crap right now. I can't think! Isn't that the craziest thing?" she asks from the trashcan. "If carrots are good for eyes, then why can't they see?" she counters.

[Although, I'll probably just get bored with trying to sleep and come back. XD]

[ok! Night, darling Deedee! Mummy loves you!!!! I'll reply soonish xxoo]

"Hmm," Molly says, still very much thinking about the Meaning of Life. "But are they good for the eyes, or is that just what the Establishment wants us to believe? Like, what is the Establishment, anyway?"

[I have the best sisters. EVER.]

[*has the most awesome siblings on the planet* and Giddykins is totally my favourite!]

[WOAHH. WOAH. WHAT IS THIS 'GIDDYKINS IS MY FAVOURITE' NONSENSE? I BELIEVE FABIAN IS PLENTY FAVORITE-WORTHY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.]

[WE ARE THE BEST FAMILY EVER!]

[*loves Fay-bee heaps too, but Giddykins comes on Excellent Adventures with me*]

Molly Prewett. wrote:"Hmm," Molly says, still very much thinking about the Meaning of Life. "But are they good for the eyes, or is that just what the Establishment wants us to believe? Like, what is the Establishment, anyway?"

Alice sits in thought for a moment, before answering simply, "The Sith. They tell us lies, Molly, they tell us lies. Like, The Sith Lord was the one who ate your teddy bear when you were little, but the Sith blamed it on me. The Sith tells us carrots are good for our eyes, and that buttercups leave a yellow shadow on our chins, but it's all a lie." Alice blinks, staring at Molly with a very serious face. She grabs another Special Cookie, wondering if she should offer one to the Muffin Man.

[Yay, I finally replied~!]

"The Sith?" Molly says demurely. "The Sith goes on the list. Right up there with the Trix rabbit."
When Alice grabs another cookie, she reaches out and breaks it in half, taking half for herself. "Oh - oh no, Allywally, you've had, like, enough. You'll spoil your dinner," she says, her face a picture of seriousness and responsibility. Then she breaks down into low-pitched giggles at the concept, given how much food she and Gid get through when they get the Munchies.

"Dinner, schminner," Alice says, giggling like a loon on loon tablets. She then decides to sit on the table, and pretend it's a covered wagon. "C'mon, Molly~! LET'S GO TO FIND A NEW LIFE OUT WEST!" She hitches up the "horses", which were actually chairs, and says, "WE'LL HAVE TO TRADE WITH THE INDIANS! AND WE'LL NEED TO RATION OUR FOOD, THE MUFFIN MAN IS SICK WITH SCURVY! WE'LL HAVE TO TRY AND HEAL HIM WITH SUPPLIES WE HAVE!"



THERE YOU GO! IT'S THE DRAMA LLAMA AND THE BANANA COWBOY!

[OMR I LOVE THAT LLAMA!!!!!]

Molly, who is feeling rather mellow right now, reaches out and begins to pat Alice's hair. "Shh, Allywally. Like, relax. It's all good. You gotta, like, leave things be sometimes."
She starts humming 'Let It Be' and sways back and forth a bit.

"What are you, a hippie? Hippies weren't around till the 1960's, I think. This is 1850, silly!" Alice just grins, and starts pretending that her 'covered wagon' was moving. "OH NO! IT'S A VERY DEEP RIVER! SHOULD WE CAULK AND FLOAT, OR TAKE THE FERRY?"

Molly blinks. Man, how could Alice get so high off, like, one and a half cookies? Man, I totally fail at being responsible right now, Molly thinks to herself, realising for the first time that it takes her a Giddykins half a batch each to get so messed up. She giggles slightly, then puts on her Serious Face. "Alice, like, chill. Be cool, little sis. You gotta be cool like a... I dunno, a cool thing."

"Like a penguin? Alright then," Alice giggles and waddles over to Molly, and tries to copy her Serious Face. "You're going to be a great mum, Mollywog. But you'll also be plump with a wide set vagina. Don't forget that!" she squeals, hugging her sister like there was no tomorrow.

Molly looks faintly scaldalized at the insinuation that she's going to pack on the pounds after childbirth - as if that would ever happen, and let's not even go there with the whole 'wide-set' thing, but is too relaxed still to yell. "Don't say that, Alice - my name is Molly, not Mollywog." She hugs Alice back, patting her hair, smoothing it down in a very motherly way and still humming 'Let It Be' at random intervals.

Marcus slipped into the classroom with Penny still around his waist and pressed her back against the door, kissing her deeply and running one of his hands up her body and leaving it behind her head, keeping her lips pressed to his.

Penny arched her back against the door "Marcus. i need you." she bit down on his lower lip, and sucked fervently

Marcus groaned against her lips quietly at her words and pressed his body against her's even harder. He slowly removed his hand from supporting her, since she was pressed so hard against the door she didn't fall and he ran his hands up her body and ran them through her hair while exploring her mouth with his tongue.

Penny groaned and ran her hands through his hair and down to the front of his shirt, which she began expertly undoing. she ripped his shirt off and ran her hands down his bare chest, legs still wrapped tightly around his waist

He slid his hands slowly...very slowly down her body, feeling every inch of her body and slowly began to remove her shirt....slowly.