New Kid in Town

Hello! Welcome!!! I'm Harry, Harry Potter. Nice to meet you!
I'm also Dennis Creevey!

Dean's murdering of canon:

Remus Lupin is my brother, which makes Hermione (known as Mya) my sister-in-law
Dean WAS a drunk, now he's just an angry black man
Dean is a "dancer"

-hugs AWF-

I fear that I soon may be abusing the Billy May Key. Now I feel like I'm whispering. I may need to "SHOUT NOW." SEE LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME? YOU PEOPLE ARE CONTAGIOUS.

This is horrible, I'm already giggling like I know you. I feel like I do in a way even though I've only know you for let's see, about an hour.

Lmao! Dancer? My mind is retreating to the gutter, I am really hoping it's nothing perverted. It probably is though, I'll die laughing if he's a stripper. That would make him 100 times hotter though.

[ new thread: http://averagewizard.omgforum.net/great-hall-f63/welcome-to-hogwarts-t1333.htm#163447 ]

I'm also Lisa Turpin, just thought you out to know.

Katie Bell wrote:

Keely Houston wrote: I think from rping so many characters it gets to our heads and we end up being slightly schizophrenic and bi-polar.

You have no idea.

SHE SPEAKS TRUTHHH.

Ahem. Well, I am Narcissa Black, who also role plays the ever-fabulous and pink FABIAN PREWETT! *insert sparkles and pink flowers here* I think everything that's been needed to be said has BEEN said, so... I'll just be here to welcome you! I'm the local mother/flamboyantly gay guy on my accounts. Meaning I have two very, VERY different voices in my head. Oh, btdubbs, you can call me Cissy. Or Cissa. Everyone here does, as it was my first account here. Ahem. So. IHOPETOMEETYOUSOONANDIKINDAHOPEIDIDN'TSCAREYOUAWAYBECAUSETHATHAPPENSSOMETIMESITHINKBUTYOUKNOWIT'SJUSTHARDFORMETOEXPRESSMYLOVEEEEE!!!

Oh, I'll have you known that CANON DOES NOT EXIST HERE. EVER. Well, this fall we'll be restarting roleplaying, so we'll TRY to make it more canon... but, really, it's no big deal. IF YOU HAVE ANYYYY QUESTIONS, FEEL FREE TO PM ANY OF US. WE'RE ALL RATHER NICE, YOU KNOW! REALLY! I LOVE NEWBIES! THEY'RE SO NEW!!

So, see you around!! *skips away*

(Oh, and on the subject of murdering canon, I believe I've done that with my flamobyantly gay Fabian who has a crush on Viktor Krum and is dating Cedric Diggory, and has DELIVERED A BABY. Not to mention Narcissa, who adopted Remus Lupin and is now the mother-in-law to Hermione.)

DEAN, DIDN'T YOU STRIP AT LUNA'S BRIDAL SHOWER???

AND KELS, I ALWAYS LAUGH HYSTERICALLY AT THIS STUFF, EVEN THOUGH SOMETIMES I'VE NEVER TALKED TO THE PEOPLE. THAT'S JUST HOW AMAZING EVERYONE HERE IS.

CISSA, I'M PERDY SURE FABIAN WAS ALWAYS GAY. NOW HE'S JUST MORE FABULOUSLY GAY. BUT NARCISSA WOULD NEVER ADOPT REMUS. SO I GUESS CANON-MURDERING HAS BEEN DONE ON YOUR PART.

... Everything on this site has sexual undertone.
Really. I mean it.

We're all very horny people.
Well, mainly just me, but shut up all of you.
Rachel and Luna are horny people too.

We write a lot of erotica on here- it's all kept in one section of the site called Smut World.
If you don't want to read it, don't go there.
If you're not sure, go in and please note all the warnings in the titles before you do read.
We have some really amazing erotica authors on here.
LIKE ME.
But really. Rachel/Gellert Grindelwald, Dominique/Scorpius Malfoy, Luna/Viktor Krum, Elise/Fleur Delacour...
OKAY I'M GOING TO STOP LISTING OR I'LL BE HERE FOREVER.
Point is- WE'RE VERY TALENTED AND SEXUAL PEOPLE.

DEAN IS A STRIPPER!! -strips- He specializes in bachelorette parties...


I DID SO STRIP AT LUNA'S!!!!! THAT'S WHERE 'OFFICER SEXY CHOCOLATE' AND 'JETHRO CHOCOLATEBUNS CAME FROM!!!'

Keely Houston wrote:

Lmao! Dancer? My mind is retreating to the gutter, I am really hoping it's nothing perverted. It probably is though, I'll die laughing if he's a stripper. That would make him 100 times hotter though.

Are you a psychic? DEAN IS A STRIPPER! HE WAS AT HERMIONES HEN DO.

I ALSO FORGOT ONE THING

LIKE ALL THE GUYS ON HERE ARE GAY
WE LOVE GAY GUYS, YES WE DO.

HELLO, MY NAME IS EOWYN, AND I AM ADDICTED TO YAOI.
I WOULD SELL MY SOUL TO BE REBORN AS A GAY MAN.
JUST PUTTING IT OUT THERE.

Dean is one of the few straight men...BUT I LOVE KRACK!!!

GAY GUYS ARE AMAZING!
YES!
IF EOWYN IS EVER GOING TO BE REBORN AS A GAY MAN THEN SO WILL I.
AND WE WILL GET MARRIED AGAIN.
AS GAY MEN.
AND MY LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE!
-loves future wife-

HELLO MY NAME IS LUNA AND I AM ALSO ADDICTED TO YAOI...AND EOWYN <3

Marcus and Neville also join Dean in being straight, but Neville is to awkward to do anything with....trust me we've tried.
And Marcus is whipped so yeah.

Omg! Your avatar is Dean from Gilmore Girls! Hot! And no you didn't scare me away. I don't get scared easily, most people except me to me, but I don't. I'm a major extrovert, thank Merlin.

Cedric is gay? Ooh goodie! I like it when he is. Usually he's this boring character that is just there to snog people, I like it better when he's more dramatic. You're forum sounds extremely complicated. Pretty much everyone is related to everyone else. You need to make me a list of who's dating whom. So I know who not to steal. I'm guessing it would take you ages though.

Perverted it fine with me. I don't think I'm extremely perverted but since most of my friends are guys, I'm not the most innocent kid ever. You're never that innocent if you RP, just going to point that out.

LMFAO! OMG THIS JUST MADE MY DAY! YES!!!! -huggles Dean- HE JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER! I'M HAVING PROBLEMS BREATHING! You're making me want to marry him. - is kind of hyperventilating-

Who's krack or what is it? Do you mean cocaine?

HAHAHAHAHA
KRACK IS A COUPLE
Viktor Krum/Regulus Black
It's my favorite pairing of all time.

NO IT MEANS KRUM/BLACK. REGULUS BLACK AND VIKTOR KRUM ARE TOGETHER. AND IT IS HOT.

That sounds freaking hot! You guys are making me love this forum!

You guys seriously need to write TV show scripts. I would most definitely watch it.

Sorry! Dean is taken-ish..right now he's not at Hogwarts because he's a little bitch...

OH.
BUT THERE WAS ACTUAL CRACK INVOLVED.

JUST POINTING THAT OUT.

REG WAS A JUNKIE FOR A WHILE.
HE'S KINDA JUST GETTING OVER THAT.

OH, IF YOU WANT TO READ UP THE HISTORY OF SOME STUFF, GO TO THIS PLACE IN 'OOC CHAT' CALLED 'THE DAILY REEL'
IT'S THE HISTORY OF STUFF THAT'S HAPPENED.
WELL, THE STUFF WE REMEMBERED TO POST.

KRACK IS AMAZING.
THE WHOLE HISTORY OF KRACK WAS WRITTEN OUT BY ME LIKE TWO DAYS AGO AND IT TOOK ME FOREVER AND YOU SHOULD READ IT SO IT WASN'T A COMPLETE WASTE OF MY TIME.
HERE YOU GO.

http://averagewizard.omgforum.net/poetry-songs-f48/awf-10-epic-t1317.htm#161705

I AM LATE FOR WELCOMING, BUT WELCOME ANYWAY.
I am insane. Avoid me at all costs.

DON'T AVOID HER!!! SHE IS THE BEST EVER!!! WE LOVE HER!!!

hahaha! I'm tempted to make another character *already feels sucked in*

Which is probably a bad idea! My brain might explode ;p

And hey!

Don't worry! Your brain won't explode from 2 accounts. Some people have 4 or more!

Or you could have one of the characters in this thread:

http://averagewizard.omgforum.net/announcements-f4/characters-free-to-a-good-home-t1322.htm

I have many, many characters.
I'm the HuffPuff mod as Louis Weasley.
I would send him to talk to you, but he's kind of a dead character and I use him simply for my Mod purposes.

YOU CAN MAKE ANOTHER CHARACTER IF YOU WANT.
<3 It's accepted here.
Ask Dom, she has like 30.

But really. I am insane.
I just put some voodoo on these people and now they think I'm cool.