The Fireplace

[OMG DEE. I LOVE YOU TOO. *clings*]

[REALLY? YOU DO? HOORAY HOORAY! *tackles*]

Dee Riddle wrote:"Lovely," she replies, crinkling her nose. She ignored the comment about money. "You're insane. Utterly insane. Or at the least, stupid. Your poor mother. She must be so ashamed. How terrible you must feel."

"Ashamed? You've got to be kidding me. She sent me a letter just this morning saying how proud she was actually... along with an invite to her 12th wedding, or is it 13th? Oh whos counting. Yeah shes pretty impressed with me actually. Sex is pretty much in my blood. Must be why I am so damn good at it." Blaise raised an eyebrow at her flashing the letter from his mum.

Blaise,
Good to hear you and Pansy finally did it darling. Remember what I said about the women...

The letter rambles on with Blaises mum giving VERY HELPFUL tips on how to make a women enjoy sex, along with talk of chocolate. "See that bit about chocolate?" Blaise pointed it out, "I used that on Pansy. LOVED IT."

She raises her eyebrows. "Maybe your mother is the insane one then..." She glances at the loony letter one last time. "And then she passed it down unto you."

[Sorry my replies suck. I just woke up an hour ago, you see. And that makes me uncreative. Yeah.]

Blaise shrigged putting the letter away, "Maybe she is, but gotta love her, and I can say, she has helped me make most of the female population have a very ...pleasurable experience. Bet who ever fucked you was dissapointed. Poor soul"

Sirius was quickly cheered up by Fleur, no worries.

Flint walks down and sits on the couch. Just to make Dee feel awkward.

"Hey Flint, my mum sent me another letter, and I know how you said you wanted to borrow them for the sex tips. Here. Use it well" He chucked the letter at Flint.

"Thanks Dude." He stuck the letter in his pocket.

[I officially hate everyone. EVERYONE.]

"Why don't you fuck off before I strangle you?" Ignoring Flint, she gets up and pins Blaise against the wall. "You are a low life git. If you say one more rude or disrespectful remark to me, I will tie your penis in a knot. Mark my words, Zabini."

[Get Cormac while you're at it. Or vice versa, I can get Blaise with my spork.]

[-wants Reg to get on as Sirius and go meet Lily Luna Potter- ]

[I'm only in one account and I'm in four threads already. Or three? Something like that. Another time?]

[Okie Dokie! I have a plan for when they do meet. ]

Dee Riddle wrote:[I officially hate everyone. EVERYONE.]

"Why don't you fuck off before I strangle you?" Ignoring Flint, she gets up and pins Blaise against the wall. "You are a low life git. If you say one more rude or disrespectful remark to me, I will tie your penis in a knot. Mark my words, Zabini."

Blaise pushed Dee of easierly, "Careful there little girl. Don't wana go starting things you can't finish. I'm outta here." He shoved past Dee and out the room.

"Good." She stalks down to the lake. WOOT.

Dee wanders in, incredibly bored. SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO HANG, FEEL FREE TO TALK TO ME.

Flint walks in and sits on the couch bored out of his bloody mind.

Tam walks in and sits opposite him "Sup?"

"Hey Tam, Not much really with me. How about you?"

"meh... seeing friends and shit..."

"Yeah, that's pretty much all I've been doing too, just hanging around you know."

"yeah... so are you seeing anyone?"

"Nah, not at the moment. Are you still with that guy you were with?"

"Meh... yeah... but I haven't seen him in a while..."