Somewhere Private

"That's understandable Luna, and I don't blame you for that. It doesn't make you a bad person in the slightest. Erm...how is this Gideon fella'. Is he...err...good?" he asks, though he secretly is a bit peeved with Gideon who is apparently having hot and steamy sex in the Gryffindor common room with luna.

Luna blinks. That was certainly a change in the subject. "Is he good? Er-- well, it's been a few days since I've been to the dorm. Should probably fix that soon, but yeah, he's amazing. With some practice, you'll be just as amazing one day. I'm sure."

"Are you sure you'll have time for me? Sure you have the stamina to keep up with Gideon and I? I wouldn't want you to tire yourself too easily. Shame I'm not as good as he is," he sighs while shaking his head.

"Of course I have enough stamina! And don't worry too much about it. The locations have made up for the lack of...well, quality. You're not that bad, Rolf. Just...compared to Gideon. Eh," she says with a shrug, trying not to laugh.

"Damn," he says shaking his head. "Perhaps I should go get some practice then. I mean, I've seen plenty of girls around here that would be more than willing to help me out. After all, I got to make sure I'm the best I can be with you. You deserve at least good sex from me."

"Oh. Well then. You don't have too. I have Gideon for when I need great sex. You're good for...everything else."

"Oh... so I shouldn't bother then?" he asks. "Well, I guess there's no point in having sex with you anymore. After all, why would you want horrible sex after being with Gideon?"

"That's true," she says with a nod. "Gideon and I would probably make prettier babies too. I mean, have you seen his hair? It's perfect."

"No, I haven't seen this guy. Perfect sex and perfect babies? I dunno what's the point of you keeping me. He sounds like Mr. Perfect by the way you describe him."

"Oh, he is, but he has a girlfriend. That's why I need you...To keep this from getting out. Can't have people knowing that Polly's boyfriend is the father of my children now, can we?"

"Oh, that's an excellent point," he says nodding his head. "But what happens after the kids are born?Should I adopt them as my own? Teach them everything I know? I mean... wouldn't it be rather sad if they never get to meet their real father?"

"They'll know him. Uncle Gideon. That's what they can call him. As far as they know, you're the father. Mhmm. I've thought this through."

"Well, I suppose that'll work real well then," he says nodding his head. "No one has to know. It'll be our little family secret. I just hope the kids don't hate us for lying to them if they ever find out."

"That's why they won't find out," she says seriously. "Ever."

"Alright, sounds like an excellent plan," he says nodding. "I won't tell a soul and I promise to love those kids as if they are my own."

"That's my man. Explorer Scamander. Up for anything," she says with a big grin, patting Rolf on the head.

"Yes I am," he says puffing his chest slightly. "Like exploring those caves. Gotta find those snorkacks," he says grinning.

Luna blinks. That was dirty. "Cave exploring, huh? Well...I'm glad you prefer exploring caves to riding broomsticks."

"Oh very much so. Broomsticks just aren't really my thing," he says. Broomsticks are so Luna's thing. But OH WAIT. Not for quite a while in 2.0. Like oh snap. "I love exploring caves though. Perhaps I'll explore yours sometimes."

"Oh. Is that so? Think you can prove yourself better than Gideon, do you?" she asked with a wink, kissing Rolf lightly on the lips.

He kisses her back softly, his hand resting on the side of her face as gently pulls her closer. "I dunno," he says pulling away slightly breathless. "From all the things you've said about Gideon. I don't think I can."

"And what if I told you that I was lying," she asks, smiling up at him.

"I would say that that is just cruel. You shouldn't lie to me. If you are, perhaps you'll have to make it up to me," he says with a smile.

"So I have to make it up to you, and you have to prove that you're better than Gideon. Why do I have a feeling that we can accomplish those two things at the same time?"

"We very much so could,. Though I think we both know that I don't have to prove that I'm better than Gideon. I am better than Gideon," he says with a slight smirk.