Nikki's Totally Peaceful No Bad Vibe Zone

*raises hand* I wonce thought a pole was going to be my new best friendzz!

"Is has no funny stowys," Dom says solemnly. "Autumn...das is funnay!"

"by all means, fire away the luna!"

lockhart giggled at autumns story as he took another swig.

Ok here I go! -sits up straight...or at least as straight as she can while swaying-
Ones day two men were walking their dogs (a doberman and a chihuahua) when they say to each other "I'm thirsty." They see a nearby bar and walk up to it.

Unfortunately, there was a sign on the door that said NO DOGS. They thought for awhile to try to figure out what they should do with no luck. Suddenly, the man with the doberman said, "I have an idea! Do what I do."

The man put on his sunglasses, walked up to the door and tried to get in but a big muscular man stopped him. "Where do you think you're going?" asked the big man. "This is my seeing-eye dog." said the man hoping for good feedback. "Alrighty mister, go right in." said the big man. The doberman man walked in.

The second man slipped his sunglasses on and did the same as the first man. "Where are you going?" asked the big man. "I'm going into the bar, this is my seeing-eye dog." he said. "A chihuahua?" asked the big man with suspicion. The other man, playing his part yelled, "They gave me a chihuahua!?"

Dom starts laughing hysterically at Luna's story. "Das a very good one!"

[That's freaking hilarious...for real]

[in fairness, thats hilarious!!]

*bursts out laughing, then notices a tree and stumbles over to it and holds out hand* "Hi, my namezzz iz Autumn!"

[-giggles- I thought so too!]

I loves funny stories! -giggles and takes another swig of Firewhiskey-
Lockhart! You wanna see a crumple horned snorkack!?
-wide eyes-

"luna, you showed me one before, i helped you defend them from those people who thought they were scary!! do you not remember??"

"Autumn, oo is your friend?" Dom asks while standing up and stumbling over to her.

Oh rights!!! I forgots! You told thems that theys were harmless! I remembers nows!!!

*smiles at Dom* This is my new bestest buddyzz! *throws arm around tree*

"indeed i did" lockhart was staring at luna intently, yet his eyes were not focusing

[you know a girl in my year is friends with the REAL luna!!]

Yous were the only one who understood me!


[WHAT!? -dies- Lucky!]

"Oh, he's verrrryy nice!" Dom says smiling at the tree.

[yeah, they used to go to school together, pretty cool!!]

Gilderoy Lockhart wrote:[yeah, they used to go to school together, pretty cool!!]

[Holy shit, there's a Gilderoy Lockhart. I miss EVERYTHING. Fuck being grounded.]

The snorkack is da most wonderful creature of ALL time!

*gasps and turns to tree* "Youz neverz told me youzz a guy!!!" *slaps tree and runs back to others crying*

"good evening, would you like some firewhisky?" lockhart shakily hands over the bottle

MORE!
-grabs the bottle out of Lockhart's hands before someone else takes it and takes a large swig-

"It's okay," Dom says while patting the tree. "I'lls be your new friend!" she says hugging it.

*Turns to Dom* "Don't believe a word he sayzzz!!! He's a dirty, lying personzzz, and he broke my heart!!!!!!"

"Wellz he didn't lies to me! He lurves me!!" she says while still hugging the tree.