Nikki's Totally Peaceful No Bad Vibe Zone

[-missed the first step- But I don't have a problem... -blinks-]

[*pats Luna on the head because she can remember that stage too*]

Dean Thomas wrote:[*repeats steps 1-3 in his head*]

[Good boy Dean!!!!!

Mya, CHILLAX & STAY SOBER

Luna, I'm debating One-On-One time for you!]

[*raises hand so high she's jumping out of her seat* Oh pick me, pick me! I'm SOBER!]

Fred Weasley wrote:[So true... But kinda scary. -doesn't want things with Dee to go badly for fear of being raped by Tam-...]

Angela Moon wrote:[true. very, very true.]

Luna Lovegood wrote:

Fred Weasley wrote:[So true... But kinda scary. -doesn't want things with Dee to go badly for fear of being raped by Tam-...]

[...there is no avoiding that... she doesn't need an excuse]

Dean Thomas wrote:[*has been raped by Tam*]

Luna Lovegood wrote:[Raise your hand if you've been personally raped by Tam Riddle!]

Fred Weasley wrote:[Luna, she said I'd be safe as long as I was with Dee.]

Dean Thomas wrote:[*looks around and raises hand*]

[WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?!??! I JUST SAW THIS!!!!!!! NOT COOL GUYS!!!!!!!!!! Fred is safe as long as he and Dee are still cool... but if that changes.... ]

Hermione J Granger wrote:[*raises hand so high she's jumping out of her seat* Oh pick me, pick me! I'm SOBER!]

[YAY MYA!!!! YOU'RE THE SPECIAL ONE!!! *HUGS*]

-Luna stumbles in and finishes off her Firewhiskey-

Dom follows Luna, stumbling and giggling. "Dat was riddikulus!" She then reaches under her shirt and pulls out a few bottles of firewhiskey. "I gots dese while they were distracted!" she says proudly.

[Hahah...TOTALLY posted in the kitchens..but your post went poof]

[hehe I saw. I changed it and came here instead ]

Perfect! -grabs bottle and opens it-
I.
Hate.
Him!

"He's a' arsewipe!" Dom says. "ALLLLL BOYSSS ARE ARSEEEWIPPPESSS!" she sings/yells.

-takes another swig-
I like that Lockhart fellloooow though
-falls on the ground and laughs-

lockhart appeared, also carrying a hefty number of bottles.

"forget him luna, and party!"

"as my father always said" lockhart said, not realising quite how drunk he was "you can beat your wife, you can beat your kids, but u can never beat the craic!!"

Autumn ran over and glomped Luna. "Hey Luny!"

-isn't quite sure what Lockhart says but laughs anyway-
You're right! A toast! To Peter and Voldy. I hope they have a lovely life together!
Hi Autumn!

"Yeahhhh, he's a nice boooyy," Dom agrees while collapsing to the ground to sit with Luna. "He's nooo teassse."

"An dat was a beauuuuteeeful toast!" Dom says taking a swig of her drink.

*takes swig of firebeer* "Let's all be happy!!!!"

with a flourish of his wand, lockhart produced a rug in which to sit on, as the ground seemed very muddy.

he didnt know wether or not to confide in luna what he has never confided in anyone before.

turning to her, with another swig of firewhisky, he announced "i was once in love, you know"

-gasps, sits down, and puts arm around Lockhart-
Tell me all about it.

"Stowy time!" Dom says while moving so that she is sitting on the rug too.

*sits on run cross-legged and edges forward, downing lots of firebeer to make sure she was good and drunk soon*

"well, this was before my days of fame you know, ever since i have hit worldwide stardom, i simply havent had time for a girlfriend, but yes, once upon a time, i was young and carefree just like you girls." he let out a deep, heartfelt sigh. "and then one day, out of the blue, she said she was leaving me" he took a large swig as he remembered back to that fateful day "and ever since, i just havent had the same luck with women. i have many adoring fans, of course, but i think my chances of love is very unlikely. the heartbreak i endured at such a young age has affected my personality. i dont know if youve noticed, but i have this unfulfilled need for attention and glory. i was never like that before... before... " he stopped, looking up slowly, and miserably taking a large gulp of firewhisky.

"Dats so sad!" Dom says tearfully. "Whys must everyone have sad love stowys?"

*tears up* "I is sowy!!!! *tackle hugs Gilderoy*

"love, much like fame, is a fickle friend". shocked at how profound he sounded, lockhart stared around, as if only just realising he was not alone.

"lets not linger on this sadness, who has a funny story to tell?"

-hugs Lockhart-
I have a funny story!!!