Boy's Dormitory 4 (Scorpius, Flint, Theodore) [NC-17]

RESIDENTS:
1. Scorpius Malfoy
2. Marcus Flint
3. Theodore Nott
4. Empty

*Believes no else should come to this dorm...unless you're a girl*

[Thanks Pansy!]

[Sure ]

[added Cormac, I kicked him out of mine so I could have Gellert >__> ]

[NOOOO! THIS IS MY SEX LAIR!]

[FREDDIE STROMA (CORMAC) IS FUCKING SEXY. I DEMAND HOT YAOI.]

[Noooo! I can't do that to Scorpius!!! HE'S A PIMP!]

[SO?!? DRACO WAS OUR TOKEN PIMP BEFORE, AND HE LET ME HAVE SNACO! Which was totally hot, and probably what won me my Smut award.]

[Snaco? Is that Snape and Draco? *cringes* Just give me a couple weeks at least with the ladies who are throwing themselves at my feet.]

[Yes, yes it is. IT'S HOT DON'T LIE. It was also hilarious, as they were both drunk out of their minds. Not as hilarious as the morning after, though. Poor Draco. FINE. Have your hot sex. -demands some Scorpius yaoi, don't care with who-]

[Isn't McLaggen a Gryffie?]

[Apparently not anymore! *Is still crying because he has to share his hot and steamy sex lair*]

Regulus Black wrote:[SO?!? DRACO WAS OUR TOKEN PIMP BEFORE, AND HE LET ME HAVE SNACO! Which was totally hot, and probably what won me my Smut award.]

[Don't remind me.]

[Where IS my ickle Dracokins??]

Narcissa Black wrote:[Where IS my ickle Dracokins??]

[Only wish I knew... He's slipperier than a wet weasel. Maybe that was a bad analogy.]

Regulus Black wrote:[SO?!? DRACO WAS OUR TOKEN PIMP BEFORE, AND HE LET ME HAVE SNACO! Which was totally hot, and probably what won me my Smut award.]

[It was.. remember when I switched my vote?]

[Oi! *Glares* You are ruining my supermegaawesomefoxyhot pimp lair!]

Pansy Parkinson wrote:[Only wish I knew... He's slipperier than a wet weasel ferret. Maybe that was a bad analogy.]

[Fixed. XD

And Scorpius; Define 'ruining'...]

[Nice, Cissy.
Aw. Someone's a little pouty. Lucky thing you're not my kid.]

[First off, you are cluttering my head with babble, when I want to think of one thing... Second, I can't get in the mood with Cissy here! So wrong!]

Pansy Parkinson wrote:[Nice, Cissy.
Aw. Someone's a little pouty. Lucky thing you're not my kid.]

[Very lucky for you Parkinson *winks*]

[WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T GET INTO THE MOOD WITH ME HERE? BACK IN THE DAY, I WAS VERY SEXY, YOU KNOW.]

[Yes, I'm sure you were one foxy lady... Grandmummy]

[Good boy. Now here's some cookies and a nice sweater I knitted for you~!]

[GRAMMY!!!!! FRESH BAKED COOKIES!?!!?!?!]