Re: The Official Severus Snape Fan Club

**Daphne Greengrass** March 21st 2010, 8:33 pm

I am not a gossip whore. I had to spread Snupin for you two.

Guest March 21st 2010, 8:34 pm

Then what do you call assuming I was 'with' Lily, hm hm hm? GOSSIPWHORE.

**Daphne Greengrass** March 21st 2010, 8:37 pm

I was just wondering because it sounded like something else. I was confused in RL, and I needed clarification.

*is the most bullied person here*

Guest March 21st 2010, 8:46 pm

WELL.
Nevermindthen.

**Daphne Greengrass** March 21st 2010, 8:47 pm

OKAY THEN. *goes off to find NICE PEOPLE*

**Daphne Greengrass** March 21st 2010, 8:48 pm

Because you're still mean.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 21st 2010, 8:50 pm

*hugs Dee* Severus Snape is lame.

Guest March 21st 2010, 8:50 pm

Damn straight I'm mean.
And I'm not lame!
I'm totally awesome.

**Daphne Greengrass** March 21st 2010, 8:51 pm

You're so lame. Don't deny it.

C'mon Pansy. Let's go have those ass kicking lessons.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 21st 2010, 8:51 pm

So lame.

Yes, Dee. Let's. I could use a good brush-up on my crucio-ing skills.

**Daphne Greengrass** March 21st 2010, 8:52 pm

Cool. Mum never came back to teach me Crucio anyway.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 21st 2010, 8:52 pm

That's alright, I'm better than she was anyway. Wink

**Daphne Greengrass** March 21st 2010, 8:53 pm

Who shall we practice on?

Guest March 21st 2010, 8:54 pm

-coughREMUScough-

Er, I meant, um... BLACK! SIRIUS BLACK!

kaybyenowigottagoguys

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 21st 2010, 8:55 pm

There's always that hooknosed kid in Slytherin. I forget his name. It's not important. C'mon!

**Daphne Greengrass** March 21st 2010, 8:56 pm

OOH GOOD ONE!

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 21st 2010, 8:58 pm

*links arms with Dee and skips off* We're off to crucio Sevvy, the horrible pile of shit, because because because because because! Because of the terrible things he does!

Guest March 21st 2010, 8:59 pm

-would be upset, but wants Pansy to finish the song-

**Daphne Greengrass** March 21st 2010, 9:00 pm

*sings along* You'll find he is a poop, a shit. If ever a shit, there was.

[*makes no sense and bangs head* Baaaad.]

**Draco Malfoy** March 21st 2010, 9:03 pm

*is staring at Sev* HIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

Guest March 21st 2010, 9:04 pm

-dives behind the nearest table- HELP! ITS THE RAPPISSSSSSSSSSSSTT!

**Draco Malfoy** March 21st 2010, 9:05 pm

*peers around the table* Watcha Doin'?

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 21st 2010, 9:06 pm

*still skipping with Dee and singing happily*

If ever a terrible shit there was
Severus Snape is one because
Because because because because because
Because of the terrible things he does!

Oh, we're off to crucio Sevvy
That terrible pile of shit
You'll find he is a shit of a shit
if ever a shit there was!

If ever a terrible shit there was
Severus Snape is one because
Because because because because because
Because of the terrible things he does!

Oh, we're off to crucio Sevvy
That terrible pile of shit
We're off to crucio, we're off to crucio
That terrible pile of shit!

Guest March 21st 2010, 9:06 pm

LEAVINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

-runs away-

[i actually am leaving i'll be back on later tonight at least i hope so because if not i'll be sad-

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 21st 2010, 9:08 pm

B-b-but who will I teach Dee how to crucio?!

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