The Official Severus Snape Fan Club

I love Snape. Someday we're going to get married. This is true fact.

-dies laughing, wondering if James will forever be the only member-

Then you'll have no choice but to marry me. DON'T MOCK MY LOGIC

I'M JOINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sev, really? After our chat in the bathroom did you really expect this to stay only James?

-still hasn't met Sev IC-

-hasn't met Sev IC but is joining the fan club anyway because Sev is AWESOME-

-feels loved-

*despite Sev being my BFF, I don't think I can actually join this one... too awkward*

-is sad and lonely because he has no fans-

WAIT! You gave me chocolate froggies!
-puts on Sev badge and dances around-

YAY!

i am your fan Sev *waves flag*

-Walks in and lobs 'I liove Sirius Black' badges at everyone.-

BTW Sev i love your Avatar!

*lobs badge back at katie*

*stabs Kaite*

SEVVY!!!!!! *realizes he will run the second he sees her*

Wow Tam. I didn't know being stabbed in the back hurt this much... -bleeds out-

Suck it up! *sneakily stops the bleeding because she doesn't really want katie to die*

-collects chocolate frogs to give to Sevvy-

*rolls eyes*
Maybe I'll join if he stops being such a bully.

Iwillnotjointhefanclubofanopportunistboyfriendrapingjerk*coughs* Wow. *blinks* Dusty or somthing.

HEY PANSY LET'S GO MAKE A DEE AND PANSY FAN CLUB.

*waves arms*

DEE!
SWEDEN!
NOW!
http://averagewizard.omgforum.net/the-grounds-f8/luna-s-spot-to-feed-the-thestrals-t423.htm

Dee Riddle wrote:HEY PANSY LET'S GO MAKE A DEE AND PANSY FAN CLUB.

*waves arms*

YES!
*runs to make it*

-joins-

Dee Riddle wrote:*rolls eyes*
Maybe I'll join if he stops being such a bully.

I wouldn't be a bully to you if you weren't such a gossip whore.