The My Boyfriend Cheated On Me With Severus Snape Club

Current Members: Angela and Pansy

Sev/Eowyn is a meanie and gets with all our boyfriends. we need to fight back.

ps. i am severly depressed atm.

*draws out battle plans*

-Walks in-


Sorry, Im looking for the 'Sirius Black is a d-bag, and broke my heart for the third time for the V-Slut Fleur' club.

What a coincidence! I was looking for the "Sirius Black is a d-bag, and Fleur loves him even though ELISE SAID FLEUR AND JAMES WOULD END UP TOGETHER" club.

Dammit.

*joins*


*pulls out a rusty spoon to cut out Snivelly's heart.... if he has one*

I'm becoming thoroughly convinced he doesn't.

Good point. Well, spoons can scoop out intestines, no worries!

I seriously just DIED laughing when I saw this club. *dies*

*glowers*

[ok, so I died laughing too!]

*glares because she did not laugh, not even once*

King Kong wrote:What a coincidence! I was looking for the "Sirius Black is a d-bag, and Fleur loves him even though ELISE SAID FLEUR AND JAMES WOULD END UP TOGETHER" club.

GOD I AM SORRY
-cries and runs away to SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY-

Fabian Prewett wrote:...This club will be of use to me in 2.0...

It took me a full five minutes to figure out what you were talking about.
Then I realized you didn't mean as Fabian, you meant as Cissa.
It makes sense now.

I shouldn't feel guilty cause I wasn't Draco when it happened yet I still do.... DAMN YOU DRACO MALFOY *headdesks* fucking little ferret has taken over