The Party Cliff of Parties for Parties Where Parties Happen

Dee giggles. "Reggie just bitch slapped you! Reggie's your bitch! She's probably drunk.

Viktor rubs at his face where Regulus slapped him. He does not appreciate being in an abusive relationship. He sighs and decides not to go after Regulus until the bitch cools down. If he's still a bitch later, Viktor will just tell him what he saw with Lucius. Yup. I went there.

Molly jumps up and storms after Regulus. She grabs his arm to spin him round. "Hi there," she says, a big fake grin on her face. "That was, like, rude. How do you like it?" she asks, and then slaps him across the face as hard as she can. Then she skips back to the circle, pausing to hug each of her siblings along the way.

Milli goggles as Reg slaps Viktor and a little redhead slaps Reg. "Well. This is finally getting interesting," she comments dryly.

Alice stares at Molly for a second and then breaks out into applause.

AJ joins in the clapping with the other girl, and turns to Milli, commenting, "Too true, too true." She smirks slightly.

Regulus pulls out his wand, points it at Molly as she walks away, and promptly uses it to tie her shoe laces together so she falls flat on her face, and continues to stalk off.

Viktor smiles gratefully at Molly because he knows he deserves a better boyfriend than Regulus. He falls quiet because he's not really in the mood to be around people anymore. Viktor needs a hug.

Sirius sees that Viktor needs a hug because even when he's high his BFF senses tingle. "Oh. YOU LOOK SAD, BFF, DID YOU NOT ENJOY THAT? OR WAS IT NOT ENOUGH? WE CAN DO A RERUN BUT I THINK A HUG WOULD SUFFICE RIGHT NOW!" Sirius gives him a bear hug then plops back down and spins the bottle that lands on Alecto. "Oh. Well, looks like you'll be getting some after all."

Alice cannot believe Reg did that to her sister. She hops in her Barbie Jeep, the one that has been here the whole time and drives into Reg's legs. He falls to the ground and she keeps ramming the hood of her car at him. "DIE. BITCH."

Molly is super glad she was already in the process of sitting down and did not fall very far, and fixes up her shoelaces. "Viktor," she chirps. "You know I love you and all, but your boyfriend is a social, mental and emotional ri-tard."
She smiles at Alice. She's so proud of her baby sis.

Gideon smirks at his siblings happily, if that's even possible. "You two are awesome!" He exclaims, punching the air.

Viktor smiles and hugs Sirius but says nothing. Mhm. He looks over at Molly and forces a small smile, not feeling like laughing at the moment. "Yeah. Just a bit..."

Sirius has a newfound respect for the Prewett family. He promptly gets up and runs around hugging them all before sitting down again remembering he's supposed to snog Alecto.

Alecto smirks, having thoroughly enjoyed the whole show thus far. "Well, finally," she drawls, then moves forward, catlike, and straddles the hot Black brother, planting her mouth firmly on his and sweeping her tongue into his mouth.

Molly hugs Sirius back and grins at Gideon. "We are so totally awesome," she agrees, and hugs Alice because Alice deserves a buttload of hugs.

Sirius laughs as he's straddled by the slutty one, and places his hands on her lower back as he toys with her tongue with his own, and eventually pushes her away after remembering he doesn't really know where this one has been and it's probably unsanitary. "Guess it really is your lucky day, a rare girl that's not my girl gets the Sirius Experience these days," he says with a wink.

Milli thus has no more comments to make except that the Prewetts are awesome and Alecto is a skank.

Viktor hopes Alecto has been tested, or he is never kissing Sirius again.

If Milli had said that aloud, AJ would have agreed with every single word.

Milli says, in a perfectly clear voice, I might add, "Skank."

Alecto winks back. "Well anytime you'd like to make it luckier for both of us, come find me," she offers, sliding a hand down his chest as she slips off his lap and back to Skanksville.
Then she spins and grins as it lands on Viktor. "You ready, babe?"
Without waiting for an answer, she pounces on the hot gay one, wrapping herself around him like he is the tree and she is the three toed sloth. And now Inner!Molly wants to go wash her patronus.

Viktor pulls his face away looking rather disgusted. "You better be tested," he mumbles, not wanting to be kissed by a girl. Ew. Especially this girl. Viktor has a hot chick on him right now, and things are not hard. No, they are not. Ew. Girls are icky. Grosssss. Viktor feels sick.

Upon seeing this, uh, development, AJ mutters to Milli, "Amen."

Alecto eventually slithers off Viktor and goes back to checking out AJ's rack.