The Fireplace

[-rapes Marco- I mean... -loves-]

Roo accioed the apple Marco stole, and took a bite on her way over to his couch. "We meet again," she said with a smirk, taking another bite out of the apple... sexily.

Fully ready to be angry and steal his stolen apple back, he scowled up at whoever had just come in. Upon seeing Roo, he couldn't help but smirk, because as we had covered last time they talked, it was the perfect facial expression. "So you think food stealing is acceptable by the second meeting, do you?"

-Stomps in-

SLYTHERINS.

Pray tell, why are there so many Gryffindors?

Why is it the second I leave you slimy gits alone, there is a sudden influx of "brave" dunderheads?

I want answers.

Maybe you shouldn't have left.

"Well obviously you think it's acceptable to steal food without meeting at all," she said, pointing out the second year that had scampered off somewhere. She sat down on the couch, sitting all proper and stuff just cuz.

Maybe you shouldn't be so jealous of my extended vacation in paradise, Pansy.
Besides, I brought you back a fleet of islanders to use as slaves, torture victims and dolls.

He shrugged. "Perhaps. Maybe he deserved it, needed some learning about respecting his superiors and all." Marco laughed softly, straightening up on the couch, but reclining into the pillows again on second thought. He liked to be comfortable. "Besides, I was hungry... and now I'm still hungry."

Who says I'm jealous? I got a vacation of my own in your absence. And, uh, a ring or two. And a new last name. *blinks*
BUT YAY PRESENTS! ... can I have the island they came from too? I need a place to build a house of horrors for them.

Roo took another bite out of the apple just to mock Marco. "And now you'll just have to wait till dinner like everyone else," she said with the perfect facial expression. She set her books down on the table and leaned back a little, taking occasional bites from the apple which was delicious, too bad Marco couldnt' have it. MOO HA HA HA HA HA HA.

"Everyone but you, it seems." He accio'd it back from her and took a huge bite out of it, smirking victoriously. He lifted an eyebrow at her. "It's only fair, little thief."

"Technically speaking, theft isn't fair at all," Roo said, quirking a brow. "Besides, now you're stealing from a lady." But she didn't steal it back because that would just turn this into an apple stealing bonanza which is just plain weird.

"Well if you wanted to get all technical..." he laughed. "Apologies, however, if I have offended you. I never wish to upset a girl any more than necessary." Though he kept his voice light, he was actually being serious. He dug in his pocket and pulled out an only semi-squashed chocolate frog box, tossing it toward her. "This make up for it?"

Roo caught the chocolate frog box and set it on the table. "Almost," she said, refuse to admit any sort of defeat. "So what have you been up to, other than stealing food from kids?"

Marco shrugged, finishing off the apple and pressing it into the hand of a random kid walking by, convincing them to trash it for him. "Nothing much. Avoiding potions class, mostly. Terrible at it, and old Sluggy passes me anyway, so why bother, you know?"

Marcus walks into the common room after his night with Penny and sits down in a chair by the fire.

Illie jiggles in after her near death experience. She is eating some peanut butter covered celery. She can't see over her chins, so she doesn't see the sexy Flint sitting down.

Marcus looks up as the ground starts shaking. He see's Illie and figures that is the reason behind the sudden earthquake. He decides to be nice and smiles his sexy smile. "Hey Millicent."

[oh..So that's how you're going to play this...]

Illie hears the voice of the angel. And he spoke to her. SPOKE TO HER, not make fun of her. She smiles sidely and looks deranged. "Hey Marcus" she tried sounding sexy, but sounded more like a man than ever.

[hahaha ]

He forced a smile, not wanting to be a total arse. "What's new?"

She looked around and spotted that the couch that actually holds her weight was open. She waddled over and ploped down, making the couch sink a lot lower. "Nothing much. You?"

"Pretty much the same. You know? Just hanging around, classes, the usual." He smiled.

She melted at the smile. He was being nice to her. For the first time. Maybe things aren't working with that slut. Maybe...."I don't think I've ever seen you in here alone before.."

He laughed a little but and smiled. "Yeah, I'm usually with someone. It's just pretty quiet today. Not many people around."

[Hey I have to leave for a few hours. Can we pause this?]

[Totally! Just let me know when you're back on, and I'll log back into Illie..]

She nodded, causing her neck fat to jiggle. "I prefer the quiet" She smiled, showing her crooked teeth.