A Little English Cottage

"Oh...ermm, Sounds fun." he said with a slight smile wondering who this friend had been and if this friend had a penis.

"Yeah. Anyway, what did you think of the wedding yesterday? How's Penny today, she looked a little far gone yesterday." She settled back into the sofa.

"Oh, yeah the wedding was pretty fun." He said sitting down next to her. "Penny was drinking quite a bit." He said with a slight chuckle and a shrug because he doesn't care if she was wasted, he still got lucky so it's all good. "She umm, she did bring you up though...at the wedding before we....left."

Tam had a feeling of dread. Nothing Penny could ever say would bode well. "Oh? What did she say?" She managed to keep her voice light, very impressive if you ask me.

"Well, she doesn't want me to visit you anymore." he said looking over at her. "She just she doesn't trust you and to tell you the truth I don't know if I can even trust myself around you." He said sounding somewhat upset because he did like visiting Tam but he loved Penny and didn't want these accidents to keep happening.

"Oh. Erm... I don't really know what to say to that. I'm sorry." Tam felt confused and awkward and unsure of what Marcus was saying.

"Umm, yeah." he said looking around the room awkwardly because this whole moment just got really awkward.

Tam looked at him, "Marcus, can you please just be completely honest with me. What does this," she gestured between them, "mean to you? I need to know." If only to clarify with Paul.

"Well, I mean, were friends." He said looking back to her. "You're just one of my good friends that I happen to be extremely attracted to." he said with a small shrug.

Tam couldn't help but laugh, "See Marcus it's that last bit I have a small problem with." She sobered up, "I wasn't completely honest earlier when I said I'd had a friend over. See... he's sorta more than a friend."

He smiled at her when she laughed, hey at least he was being honest. "Oh..he--he is?" He asked slightly surprised.

"Er... yeah he lives down the street and saw me coming in late and I stopped to chat and we just couldn't stop so we came back here and had drinks. And now... well I'm not sure where we stand but I just thought you should know. I had a talk with Scorpius and I've decided, thanks to him, that it isn't fair for me to be here alone and that I should share my life with someone."

"Oh, well, that's errr, that's great Tam." He said smiling at her. "I'm glad you found someone."

Paul was still chilling out in Tam's bedroom, looking naked and sexy, and he wondered where she was and why she was talking to that loser for so long. XD

"Thanks. It's nice, he's different from Hogwarts guys." He uses his upper head. "Also I think maybe we shouldn't see each other for a while. Respect what Penny says." She regretted saying this but she had to.

DAVID HENRIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tam hoped that Paul wouldn't come downstairs. That would not be fun to explain. At all. Ever. Nope.

Because Paul is aware of the usefulness of his said 'upper head' he knows better than to go downstairs. He'd wait. The kid would leave and he'd have Tam all to himself again.

"Umm, Yeah. That would probably be best." he said with a slight smile and a nod knowing that this Paul guy was probably some unfuckable prat that was not as sexy as he was.

Paul gets a little bored waiting and goes to brush his teeth, because he is not a troll like some people. *cough*

Tam stood up, "Look Marcus, I really need to go get ready for work now," and shower... and conserve water... like good people do. They walked to the door, "Thank you for this Marcus."

"Umm, yeah. Sure." he said and smiled at her showing his non-troll teeth while Angela grumbled at Pansy because Pansy is a meany head. "I'll see you around sometime." He said awkwardly and walked out the door and left, not hugging her because that would be awkward.

PAUL... WHAT IS THIS!?!!?!? http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/217/2171425/10_2009/c76ed529cb8b2b41_0304_david_henrie_ex_pcn.jpg

Tam said goodbye to Marcus then went up to Paul. Because he was still in her bathroom. Yay.

NEVER MIND PAUL... I JUST SAW YOUR ABS....
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eYEUW7DxeM8/Sad5noJardI/AAAAAAAAExk/GR0YQyHyywM/s400/david-henrie-shirtless.jpg

That was pre-you, baby. Besides, what happens in Cabo, stays in Cabo, right? But that's damn right, the abs make it all better. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvo4acbVDN1qawdpw.jpg

Paul sexes Tam up in the shower because he cares about the earth and plans to save water. Also, it was the best damn sex Tam had ever had, and she would probably never think about Marcus ever again, because who could when you were getting busy with a guy like Paul?