MYA'S BACHELORETTE PARTAY

Dean stumbles over to Mya and Remus and crawls under the table "Whats you doin??"

"HIDING FROM THE SCAWWEH ALIEN LADIES AND CLOWNS!" He sobbed in fear of the clowns and huddled in a ball.

*sighs and bites her tongue so she doesn't giggle anymore*

Hi Dean. We're hiding from aliens and clowns because we'll all be safe under here.

"OH NOSE NOT THUS CLWONS!!" He practically dives towards Remus "SAVES MEH!!!"

"BUT....BUT WHAT IF THEY USE THAT WEIRD MAGIC STUFF AND GET UNDER HERE?!" He leaned up against Mya and shook her shoulders lightly. "HEY. HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY? GUESS WHAT? THERE'S SUCH THING AS MAGIC! IT MADE THE CAKE POOF INTO THE ROOM! MAGIC'S REAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!" He climbs back out from under the table. "I'LL USE MAGIC AND MAKE THE SCAWWEHS GO AWAY!" He runs off, dragging Dean with him.

Dean stumbles along as Remus drags him "YOUS CAN DO MAGICS???? SHOW ME! SHOWS ME!! "

*Hermione's teeth rattle in her head and she starts to worry that drunk Remus really is too rough on her, but before she can stop him he's up and off again. She sighs. She's tired, a little queasy because she forgot to take her potion for that, and she just wants to have a shower and go to bed. But he is very amusing when he's like this, so she smiles a little to herself and follows.*

[where the hell is he going???????]

He pauses near the drink table. "UM...MAGICSSS...I USE THIS WAND THINGY! YES!" He grabs a random straw off the table. "AND THEN YOU JUST WAVE IT LIKE SO." He wiggled the straw in Dean's face. When nothing happens he frowns and chucks the straw on the ground. Then he stalks off to a table in the corner and curls up on a chair, glaring darkly at anyone who passes by his gaze.

*She's not even trying to hold back her laughter now, as she goes over and smooths his caked-up hair back from her his forehead.*

That wasn't a wand, baby. That was a straw....

He watched in awe as Remus waved the straw. He frowned when it didn't work. He bent to pick up the straw and started waving it. "BIPPITY BOPPITY BOO!" nothing happened " ABRA CADABRA!" nothing happened. He threw the straw down and stomped on it

[Remus Lupin + alcohol= mood swings like a pregnant woman. LOL]

He glares at the table in front of him. "NO. I know a wand when I see one. And that was a wand." He can't understand why she's laughing so much. It really wasn't all that funny. It was serious! There really WAS magic out there! It made the cake appear! He slumped forward and his forehead smacked on the table and he shot up in surprise. "BLOODY HELL! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!"

[*thinks Mya is capable of the most epic hormone-induced mood swings, if Remikins would like a demonstration? ]

*Hermione sighs as he glares at her, then as he smacks his head against the table. Good thing he's so hard-headed... She glances over at Dean to make sure he hasn't wandered off, then kneels down in front of Remus and pulls a sad face.*

I know you know a wand when you see one. That one was broken though. In the morning I'll get you a new one, ok?

*notices his wand sticking out of his pocket and smiles to herself*

[Dean Thomas+ alcohol= hilarious....when he's not sad

He sat down at the table, sad that he couldn't do magic. He took a drink of whatever was in front of him.

[*is quite alright without seeing the epic mood swings...they're scarier in females xD*]

He just stares back at her blankly, rubbing his forehead where he's sure to have a bruise in the morning.

*Smiles encouragingly at Dean when he comes to sit down.... all of a sudden she feels like she's already a mother. Maybe because she is to Teddy and Dee...*

Let's all sit quietly for a few minutes, yeah? Who wants water?

"ME!! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME !!!" He bounces up and down, completely forgetting that he was sad. He smiled dumbly at Mya

He continues to stare blankly at Mya.

[I am dying over here you guys xD]

[me too... xD]


*smiles and conjures goblets of water for the boys, handing them one each*

Drink up!

Fleur Delacour wrote:"QUOI?" Fleur watched him and her right eye continued to twitch at shorter intervals, "Yes, I remember zat," she blushed and took another swig of the Firebeer. She wished she could forget this experience, "Eet was a very nice experience. You were - um - very good. Now, zat is all, right? Oui? S'il vous-plait?"

James took another swig of his drink, swayed dangerously, then swung back around to Fleur. "We should do that again some time..."

"Up?" He looked at the ceiling confused

*sighs and holds the goblet to Dean's lips, wondering if she should conjure a bib....*

Remus knocks the goblet over and dives at Mya, crushing his lips against hers and hugging her. "DEAN! DEAN! LOOK WHAT I CAUGHT! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! ISN'T SHE PERRTTTY? I LOVES HER, DEAN! LOVES LOVES LOVES!"

He looks back down 'WOAH!!!! YOUS CAUGHT A HEMORIEN! I MEAN..A HEMIONE!"

*Squeals and tries to fight free of Remus' iron-grip, giggling slightly*

Ow! Honey, you have to be careful! Remember? Remember the baby? Have to be careful of that...

King Kong wrote:

Fleur Delacour wrote:"QUOI?" Fleur watched him and her right eye continued to twitch at shorter intervals, "Yes, I remember zat," she blushed and took another swig of the Firebeer. She wished she could forget this experience, "Eet was a very nice experience. You were - um - very good. Now, zat is all, right? Oui? S'il vous-plait?"

James took another swig of his drink, swayed dangerously, then swung back around to Fleur. "We should do that again some time..."

"Pardon?" Fleur replied, her eyes attempting to follow him as he swayed, "Um. James, I don't know about, well, zat..." she sunk into her chair, feeling very uncomfortable.