MYA'S BACHELORETTE PARTAY

Dom continues watching in shock as Sirius and James make out on the floor, because it is something that you cannot avoid watching. She then takes her drink, and finishes it.

I AM LEAVING FOR ARGENTINA NOW. BYE.

*Is knocked to the floor by drunk wolfy, scattering popcorn everywhere, and kind of glad he's so drunk that he won't have noticed her perving on Sirius and James so obviously*

Hi honey! I think a few boys got lost and ended up at the wrong party!

[ JAMES CAN I TAKE YOUR PLACE ON TOP OF...I MEAN. DON'T GO! DON'T GO!!! COME BAAACK!]

"HEY BRUDDER!!" He waves frantically. He is very drunk at this point. He tries to focus on Dom "When did yous get twin?"

EOWYN IS IGNORING CATHERINE AND KEEPING JAMES.

Sirius continues to sloppily make out with James, swinging the bottle of tequila about until they both roll off of the table and land on the floor with a crash. "Tequilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" he cries out before passing out drunk on the floor, letting out a loud snore.

King Kong wrote:I AM LEAVING FOR ARGENTINA NOW. BYE.

[JAMES, MY LOVE! I LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT KID LOVES CAKE!!!!!!!!!]

Fleur couldn't move from her seat and stared at Sirius and James. She had a feeling that maybe she should scream or throw something, but she only managed to grab another bottle of Firebeer and pop it open. This. Was. Not. Fun. To. Watch.

"WELL! I THINK..." He hiccups and pulls her back up to her feet, swaying on his own. He turns and sees James and Sirius on the floor passed out. "I THINK THOSE TWOOOO...SHOULD HAVE GOT...GOT...A ROOM! THAT'S RIGHT." He spins her in a circle.

*Shrieks and clings to him, afraid of being man-handled too much in her delicate condition*

They're in a room, baby.... *she only says that because she's glad they didn't go get a room. what a waste of the pretty!*

James climbed off Sirius and spotted Fleur. He stumbled over to her, tripped, and fell at her feet. "Fleur! Hi! Sirius ish a good kisser... But you knew that, right?"

Dom sighs in relief when Sirius passes out and the kissing stops. "There's only one of me," she says with a small smile to Dean. "At this rate I'll have to drag you back to the common room," she mumbles.

He takes a step back and flops down on the floor. He's probably covered in cake too because Haggar dropped him in it and he's currently food fighting with Dean. "Well...ALRIGHT!" He pulls her down into his lap. "Whaaaat's going on in here?"

He only heard the 'drag' part "Drags meh wheres!" he winks at her then giggles

*Hermione shrugs, smiling*

I have no idea, honey, but I think people are having fun!

*wipes a little icing off his chin.*

Have you had a good night?

He pouts. "I got...I got attacked by two lady alien things that jumped out of my cake! And then...then Dean and I were attacked by a scawweh clown!" Tears pool in his eyes. "IT WAS SCAWWEH!!!"

[mwahahaha I told you I'd do emo drunk wolfy at some point. xD]

King Kong wrote:James climbed off Sirius and spotted Fleur. He stumbled over to her, tripped, and fell at her feet. "Fleur! Hi! Sirius ish a good kisser... But you knew that, right?"

Fleur stared at James and her right eye began to twitch, "Oui, je sais...." she replied, but shook her head, "I mean! Yes, I know zat and you - you are - you are drunk. I 'ope for ze both of you zat you two forget. Terrible. Terrible memory. C'est pas possible..." She grabbed her bottle of Firebeer and took another swig.

[bahahaha]

*she pulls a sad face, even though she really, really wants to laugh.*

Aw, baby, it's ok. See - no scary aliens or clowns here...

Dom rolls her eyes at his response and stands up, knowing that Mya will take care of Dean because she's awesome like that. "I'll see you tomorrow," she says kissing his cheek. "When you're not like this and we can talk." She waves goodbye and leaves the party.

[SORRRRRY! I have a test tomorrow morning and need to wake up in six hours. YIKES!]

Hermione J Granger-Lupin wrote:[bahahaha]

*she pulls a sad face, even though she really, really wants to laugh.*

Aw, baby, it's ok. See - no scary aliens or clowns here...

He burst into tears. "DO...DO...DO YOU PROMISE??? CAUSE...THEY WERE SCAWWEH ALIEN LADIES!"

Fleur Delacour wrote:Fleur stared at James and her right eye began to twitch, "Oui, je sais...." she replied, but shook her head, "I mean! Yes, I know zat and you - you are - you are drunk. I 'ope for ze both of you zat you two forget. Terrible. Terrible memory. C'est pas possible..." She grabbed her bottle of Firebeer and took another swig.

James laughed and jumped to his feet, swaying a little. He decided the best way to steady himself was to drink more. "Oh you silly, Fleur!" He leaned on the table, slipped and almost hit his head, then leaned on it again. "Remember that time we had sex? That was pretty awesome..."

[NIGHT!!! GOOD LUCK ON YOUR TEST!!]

"Nights pretty lady!" He kissed her cheek as she kissed his. He waved frantically as she left. Then he sat there and looked at everyone else in he room with a stupid grin on his face.

[I love you James....]


*Hermione pulls Remus close, resting his cheek against the hollow of his neck and rocking him a little. She's giggling a little - she can't help it.*

I promise, honey. No scaries in here. I've got you now...

"QUOI?" Fleur watched him and her right eye continued to twitch at shorter intervals, "Yes, I remember zat," she blushed and took another swig of the Firebeer. She wished she could forget this experience, "Eet was a very nice experience. You were - um - very good. Now, zat is all, right? Oui? S'il vous-plait?"

He wiggles his nose, like a cute little bunny rabbit heehee, and cries more. "BUT...but you're giggling! Are you giggling at meh? WAIT." He moves and crawls under the table, tugging her along. "THEY CAN'T FIND ME HERE!"