MYA'S BACHELORETTE PARTAY

[I agree...this is NOT awkward...not at all...]

"Are you the bachelorette miss?" He grabs the sides of his glasses and looks over top of the lenses.

*twirling around tighter and tighter in the telephone cords*
CAN CALL ALL YOU WANT, BUT THERE'S NO ONE HOME
AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA REACH MY TELEPHONE

"Hey Nikki," Dom greets with a wide smile. Her attention soon turns to the door as Dean enters, and she blushes slightly at seeing his...outfit. She takes a large swig of her drink and watches as Dean approaches his future sister-in-aw.

Um... yes?

*she's grateful he's not Officer Sexy Chocolate right now and she doesn't have to ask 'is there a problem, Officer?'*

-is tangled in the cords-
CAUSE I'M OUT IN THE CLUB AND I'M SIPPIN' THAT BUB
AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA REACH MY TELEPHONE

*is dying of laughter... and trying to pretend that she hasn't fucked the entertainment*

[*dead*]

"Well, you're getting married. You need to learn some things about sex." he gestures to the book then sets down a boom box. He walks a little further into the room. He sends a wink in Doms direction.

*shoots Dom an 'oh my God' look and decides not to point out that she's already proven she knows a little something about sex. She stands there sort of awkwardly*

*is getting tangled tighter in the cords and might choke soon if she doesn't stop writing like a crazy person*
CALL WHEN YOU WANT, BUT THERE'S NO ONE HOME
AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA REACH MY TELEPHONE!

BOY, THE WAY YOU BLOWIN' UP MY PHONE
WON'T MAKE ME LEAVE NO FASTER

-is hanging upside down-

Fleur continues to drink the alcohol and shields her eyes when Dean enters. This was not going to be something she cared to see.

Nikki turns bright red when she finally recognizes Dean. She sits next to Dom awkwardly, hoping no one notices how red she is.

"Here, you'll be needing this." He turns on the music and rips away the book. His 'privates' are now being covered my a book mark, or two. He tosses the book to Hermione and starts shaking his toned ass.

*hanging by her neck and ankle*
PUT MY COAT ON FASTER,
LEAVE MY GIRLS NO FASTER.

*With a little squeal, Hermione brings the book up to cover her eyes.... and then she realises where that book has been and throws it away. She can't help but start to giggle at Dean shaking away.*

[*is dying*]

Fleur wants to flee from the room, but thinks that may be taken the wrong way. She continues to intake mass amounts of alcohol, hoping to forget all about it in the morning.

[this is totally awkward....*is dying*]

He makes Mya sit in a chair. He shakes his butt in her face then turns around and does some body rolls towards her.

Dom doesn't know how to react at the moment, because she is kind of trying to focus on chemistry and you all are so distracting (especially James Potter and his duck noises). She awkwardly looks at her bottle, takes a large swig of it, then can't help but glance up at the unfolding scene. "So, how are you guys?" she asks Fleur and Nikki.

*Laughs and covers her eyes, because this really is awkward, if not hilarious*

Sirius and James burst into the room, holding hands and singing "DANCING QUEEEEEEEEEN! YOUNG AND SWEET!"

*mouth drops open*

Um, guys? I think you're at the wrong party....

Angela's eyes widen as she bursts into fits of giggles at Sirius and James' antics

*is running away now because she won't be able to stop herself from throttling sirius*

He takes off this glasses and places them on Mya's face. He shakes his hips some more and looks around the room for his next victim. (any takers? if not, I'll chose) "Need any tips ma'am?"