REMUS' BACHELOR PARTY!

Viktor chuckles at Reg's reaction while drinking his own drink, not feeling a thing because he's Bulgarian and all.

Regulus makes a face at his drink, but takes another sip, trying to please Viktor. "This stuff is gross."

[aaack stupid computer *kicks*]

Remus laughed. "IT ISSS GROSS!" He drank more of his.

Viktor smiles at Regulus' disgusted face. "You don't haff to drink it."

"No! I will! I want to," he said, forcing himself to take another sip and grinning. "REMUS! Where are the strippers? I'd have thought my brother had those covered," he said, nodding.

Sirius and James forgot to bring the stripper cake they planned on.

-sneaks in and puts the stripper cake in the middle of the room-
-sneaks out-

[stripper you say?]

OMR DEAN! hahahaha


Remus continued laughing as he took another sip of his drink. "I DON'T...KNOW! Those two ran off a bit ago...so! Here I am. Stripper less! Though I don't entirely mind...it would have been more for everyone elses entertainment I suppose! I am already married after all!" He finishes his drink and runs off to grab another one. Cause it is hot in here and it makes him thirsty. The hell, he'll just take his shirt off like everyone else was earlier.

Hagrid noticed the cake and wandered over - finally, some food was going to be served at this shindig!

Remus is thoroughly confused as to how a cake was suddenly there. "GUYS!! GUYS! IT'S JUST LIKE MAGIC!"

"MAGIC? BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"

[sooo...who is jumping out of the cake? *wants to be back to witness that*]

He tosses his drink off to the side and grabs Peter's hands. "I KNOW! WE MUST FIND OUT HOW IT CAME HERE! WHAT IF..." His eyes get huge. "WHAT IF THERE IS SUCH THINGS AS MAGIC?!"

Dean Thomas wrote:[sooo...who is jumping out of the cake? *wants to be back to witness that*]

[I dunno! Any volunteers? :3]

lmao remus

Regulus laughs at the drunkies and takes another sip, starting to get used to the taste. He already feels light headed and clung to Viktor nervously.

Two very sexy naked ladies pop out of the cake and molest Remus.

[Well if you want a girl, I could have Layla..or Illie just kidding, she'd eat the cake before it got here..and also, she wouldn't fit in a cake..]

[OMFG *dies* xD]

Remus shrieks and runs off, dumping the two random sexy ladies off of him, thinking he's under attack by aliens. "UNIDENTIFIED OBJECTS! UNIDENTIFIED OBJECTS!" He accidentally bumps in to Hagrid.

Dean Thomas wrote:[Well if you want a girl, I could have Layla..or Illie just kidding, she'd eat the cake before it got here..and also, she wouldn't fit in a cake..]

[*shivers* NO ILLIE PLEASE. *dies*]

Viktor wrapped his arm around Regulus and kissed him on the cheek, smiling at how adorable he looked when he was nervous.

"THE CAKE WENT INTO LABOR!" he screams, "THE CAKE WENT INTO LABOR AND HAD TWO VERY SEXY DAUGHTERS!" He clutches Remus's hand.

Remus clutches at Peter's hand tightly. "OMG! DID THEY APPEAR BY MAGIC TOO?! THIS MAGIC THING MUST REALLY DO EXIST!"

Dean stumbles in wearing a robe. "BROTHER!" -tacklehug- "I'M MISS YOU!"

"BROTHER!" Remus hugs him tightly. "WE WERE JUST WONDERING...DOES MAGIC REALLY EXIST?!" He stared back at Dean, wide-eyed, and waited for a response like a little kid at story time.

Viktor Krum wrote:Viktor wrapped his arm around Regulus and kissed him on the cheek, smiling at how adorable he looked when he was nervous.

Regulus blushed and took a larger sip of the beer, hugging Viktor and laughing at Remus. "Yes, Remus, they're aliens, naked raping aliens!"

Hagrid picked up Remus by his collar to get a closer look at him.

"So yer th' bloke who reckons he deserves ter marry Hermione, eh?"